C 9:Mattey> you are tricksy, false hobbit
C 9:Deliver> PO SAVES THE DAY
C 9:Deliver> condom
C 9:Mattey> and having 6 pictures on the gallery speaks to a whole lot more insecurities, i think you need my help tagmor
C 9:Deliver> check this
C 9:TagMor> they all have relevance mattey
C 9:ekko> mattey you are cute
C 9:ekko> minus the bad posture
C 9:Mattey> hah, that picture is 8 years old now, ive played this game way too long
C 9:Mattey> :x
C 9:Deliver> must be a good furit to have 3 pics of it
C 9:PureOwnage> Took me a few but i found it. :p
C 9:Deliver> does that furit relate to your sexualty
C 9:All Star> elimbeta
C 9:Exodius> what the fact that he likes to bit into things that resemble balls?
C 9:ekko> pureownage which guy are you
C 9:ekko> in gay world you would be a 'bear'
C 9:TagMor> u mean fruit?
C 9:dads revenge> lol
C 9:ekko> and mattey would def be a twink
C 9:TagMor> those pics were old
C 9:PureOwnage> How the fuck did I get brought into the gay conversatino
C 9:Deliver> twink
C 9:Exodius> it's ok tagmor you can admit your gay,a dn you like to bit balls
C 9:PureOwnage> I've been talking with Deliver over here
C 9:TagMor> and again, it has symbolic relevance
C 9:ekko> i am just random twgallerying people talking
C 9:Mattey> this is a picture of me now : http://img25.imageshack.us/img25/1513/picture45k.jpg
C 9:Exodius> you devoured that apple pretty fast
C 9:Exodius> by the way it looks
C 9:Mattey> holding a "quake sucks" sign
C 9:ekko> how old are you now mattey
C 9:TagMor> lool
C 9:Deliver> hes 22?
C 9:TagMor> yeh you're not gay..
C 9:Deliver> looks more like a crazy then gay
C 9:Exodius> i know i'm not but i have the feeling you are
C 9:Exodius> i have gaydar
C 9:Exodius> i sense that you are gay
C 9:TagMor> http://i40.tinypic.com/11so3ld.jpg
C 9:Exodius> it's ok you can admit it tagmor
C 9:Deliver> wtf is that
C 9:TagMor> gf riding horse
C 9:PureOwnage> Need closeups here
C 9:ekko> mattey you were cuter without the beard
C 9:PureOwnage> Faraway pics don't work
C 9:Exodius> heard she was a tranny
C 9:dads revenge>  www.horseridinggf.omg
C 9:Exodius> rofl
C 9:Pure_Luck> mattey haha
C 9:Pure_Luck> hahahha dads
C 9:Deliver> ok if you dont have a pic with your hands on her ass you are not dating
C 9:TagMor> im not taking a pic like that
C 9:Deliver> WHY NOT
C 9:TagMor> lemme find one of her sitting on my lap
C 9:dads revenge>  webcam FTW
C 9:Exodius> because he's not taking a pic with a guy
C 9:Deliver> LOL
C 9:Exodius> remember he doesn't like girls
C 9:Exodius> he likes guys
C 9:Stayon> bd jd?
C 9:Exodius> thats the only ass he'll touch
C 9:Mattey> yeah ekko, i lost my electric razor
C 9:Deliver> http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cock+slapping
C 9:Deliver> LOL WTF
C 9:Mattey> tagmor, that proves nothing, you took a picture of a woman you obsess over
C 9:Mattey> riding a horse
C 9:Mattey> SHES YOUR'S DUDE
C 9:ekko> http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v47/5/39/89904715/n89904715_30692735_5898.jpg
C 9:PureOwnage> Spinning cock slap
C 9:PureOwnage> WTF del
C 9:Deliver> click it
C 9:Deliver> read the shit
C 9:renzi> jd?
C 9:renzi> bd?
C 9:Deliver> "Mike used the "Spinning cock-slap" to knock the drink out of Tina's hand and spilled it all over her new blouse."
C 9:PureOwnage> I did
C 9:Eelam>  ekko aren't u homo
C 9:renzi> eelam
C 9:renzi> i say you say that youre a fag on fb
C 9:renzi> saw*
C 9:Necromotic> eelam da better lookin brownie den ekko
C 9:Eelam>  loll
C 9:TagMor> lol mattey
C 9:Eelam>  necro
C 9:Eelam>  check out myh new fb pic
C 9:Eelam>  look so fresh
C 9:ekko> whatever my sexual orientation may be
C 9:ekko> i have probably kissed more women than half of you
C 9:Knockers> half of these ppl are 12-16
C 9:Pure_Luck> intersting
C 9:Knockers> id hope so
C 9:Eelam>  loll
C 9:Deliver> http://www.hollow-hill.com/sabina/images/fabulous-dude.jpg
C 9:PureOwnage> ROFL
C 9:Knockers> you're slightly gay for even linking that :P
C 9:Mattey> women lips are so much better than men lips, men lips feel like the top of your forearm, women feel like the bottom of your forearm
C 9:Knockers> personal experience matt?
C 9:TagMor> ..
C 9:dads revenge> lol
C 9:TagMor> i admire your courage mattey
C 9:Mattey> i mean yeah ive kissed a guy, but not sexually
C 9:zidane> lol
C 9:TagMor> you are a noble warrior of the land of gay
C 9:Deliver> dads dont count
C 9:ekko> i agree with you matt, women are soft and enjoyable to kiss, men have stubble and are itchy
C 9:Mattey> ^
C 9:Knockers> itchy lol
C 9:PureOwnage> Someone is gonna sig that. I know it
C 9:Mattey> see you homos
C 9:Mattey> i was right
C 9:Deliver> YOU HAVE ALL BEEN KISSED BY MEN, only gay if dick goes in ass
C 9:Mattey> haha
C 9:ekko> i am not gay then
C 9:ekko> :P
C 9:PureOwnage> So dick in mouth is cool?
C 9:Mattey> even then, thats not totally gay
C 9:ekko> what IS totally gay?
C 9:Deliver> safe zone PO
C 9:zidane> LOL
C 9:PureOwnage> ROFOOOOOFL
C 9:Piston> yo nubs
C 9:zidane> lool
C 9:Piston> calm down
C 9:Piston> its not that funny
C 9:Piston> i am your snesai
C 9:Piston> sensai
C 9:Knockers> it's funnier than your face, and thats saying somethingf
C 9:renzi> JD?
C 9:Piston> u cant speak in public like that about me
C 9:Deliver> one day you might be talking and cock comes by ands up in your mouth.. you never can be safe PO
C 9:TagMor> they are in somekind of homo frenzy
C 9:Deliver> ends*
C 9:TagMor> a gay freakout
C 9:Mattey> totally gay is fukking a dude in teh butt while watching mixed martial arts
C 9:PureOwnage> rofl
C 9:Mattey> there is nothing gayer than mixed martial arts
C 9:Mattey> me fukking ekko or vice-versa is much less gay
C 9:TagMor> i think that was a hint ekko
C 9:Deliver> what if you are in the gym change room and someones dick touchs your cheek while you change.. does that make you gay?
C 9:Knockers> what if you're really drunk, and you were watching it anyways, and you pass out, get fucked, is it still gay?
C 9:ekko> okay i am an anal sex virgin, i have never been fucked.
C 9:ekko> am i gay?
C 9:Mattey> its gay, but not quite totally gay knockers
C 9:Stayon> jd?
C 9:Mattey> gay, but not totally gay
C 9:Mattey> im the gay-guru
C 9:Pure_Luck> u are all gay
C 9:Mattey> i am king though pl
C 9:Eelam>  ekkok go to jail
C 9:Mattey> right?
C 9:TagMor> cept me
C 9:Necromotic> gay ass fuks
C 9:Eelam>  guys will run a train on u
C 9:Draft> 3:Ease> someone tell ekko i'm into him
C 9:Knockers> i see
C 9:TagMor> i am hetro with kmart model gf
C 9:Knockers> that'll never get old for you will it draft?
C 9:Pure_Luck> kmarts for welfare motherfuckers
C 9:All Star> anyone else wanna measure their hard on?
C 9:Mattey> tagmor, if you have had sex with more than one woman i weep for humanity
C 9:veLOce> LOL ALL STAR IS ON?>
C 9:TagMor> its different here
C 9:Deliver> what if you are in the steam room with some guys and get a hardon.. does that  make you gay
C 9:dads revenge>  now matter what you type anymore you cant escape  9:Mattey> i mean yeah ive kissed a guy  9:ekko> and mattey would def be a twink
C 9:Mattey> your kind needs to be bred out
C 9:zidane> LOL phiz
C 9:Pure_Luck> tell her to model for a real store
C 9:zidane> lol
C 9:flared> twjd?
C 9:TagMor> more like maceys
C 9:All Star> sup veoloce
C 9:Necromotic> what should i have for dinner tonight? a gay hot dog or a gay tamale?
C 9:ekko> what is a gay hot dog?
C 9:All Star> a gay wb pilot is always delightful
C 9:Deliver> kmart still around..wow
C 9:Pure_Luck> people who model for kmart are usually found by those retards in malls asking people to pay money to get into modeling
C 9:PureOwnage> lol barely
C 9:Mattey> i kissed a guy because it was new years and some heinous female(?) was chasing me so i decided to kiss my friend when the ball dropped, he was smoothly shaven though
C 9:Mattey> most guys arent
C 9:Knockers> damn right
C 9:Ease> ok WHAT THE FUCK
C 9:TagMor> lol pure
C 9:Pure_Luck> mattey, u are a homo
C 9:Knockers> stubble is the sign of a beast
C 9:Pure_Luck> certified
C 9:Ease> ban the gays
C 9:Might> no dont ban us :(
C 9:Draft> ban paradise
C 9:flared> twjd?
C 9:Knockers> Ease, come cuddle
C 9:Mattey> it wasnt sexual though
C 9:Jethro Tull> bet it took all night to set that situation up huh
C 9:Mattey> barely any tongue
C 9:Aquatiq> stfu everyone
C 9:Might> no u
C 9:Necromotic> Lolzz
C 9:Ease> i use this chat to make fun of megaman, don't wanna have to leave it
C 9:Ease> wow
C 9:zidane> LOL
C 9:diakka> look at what you started tag
C 9:Deliver> what if the chick you kissed has a stash
C 9:TagMor> wow mattey
C 9:zidane> barely any tongue
C 9:Deliver> not gay right?
C 9:zidane> lool
C 9:TagMor> your way of coming out is quite perculair
C 9:Mattey> barely any at all, its not gay if its just the tip
C 9:TagMor> peculair*
C 9:Knockers> lol is this actually upsetting people? thought homophobia went out of style when ppl realize it makes them look like a complete idiotr
C 9:dads revenge>  as the closet door opens Mattwink appears
C 9:Might> I condone whatever gay experience you had Mattey!
C 9:Mattey> thats barely a gay experience
C 9:flared> twjd?
C 9:Mattey> jd fury
C 9:Might> then I barely condone it
C 9:Mattey> haha
C 9:TagMor> Mattey> Im not gay, i kiss guys when i dont wanna kiss girls
C 9:TagMor> mhm
C 9:Pure_Luck> mattey
C 9:Pure_Luck> u ever seen the jason ellis show?
C 9:Deliver> if you have anal sex with a girl and by accident you think of your friend. does that make you gay?
C 9:Mattey> dude, you missed the heinously ugly part, my guy friend was much more attractive than she was, i dont care how many vaginas she had
C 9:Pure_Luck> or heard
C 9:Mattey> no
C 9:ekko> guys, befriend homosexuals, they are usually friends with hot women that you can be introduced to.
C 9:Mattey> what is it p_l?
C 9:Mattey> BUT YOU MIGHT CATCH THE GAY EKKO
C 9:Mattey> OH NOZ
C 9:Mattey> then tagmor will make fun of you on teh internet
C 9:Deliver> what if you are watching a porn and you get ricked rolled into gay porn and you cum.. does that make you gay
C 9:Mattey> haha, tagmor real talk, you ever actually touched a vagina?
C 9:TagMor> when was i making fun of the homokind?
C 9:TagMor> i was helping your fallen brother, diakka
C 9:shayde> hey gf just read this asking me wtf we talk about on here now
C 9:shayde> f'in queers
C 9:Mattey> haha
C 9:shayde> stfu with ur gay shit
C 9:Might> sigh Mattey
C 9:Mattey> i hope thats true shayde
C 9:Might> dont say real talk, that's reserved to fags
C 9:Might> you're not a fag are you?
C 9:Draft> <--? =(
C 9:Might> you are
C 9:Mattey> real talk is from 4chan, where everyone is a fail-fag, lame-os on ss adopt 4chan memes about 4 months after they become unfunny
C 9:Deliver> worst thing is the world is to beat off to porn and have to screen change to a dude while busting off
C 9:Mattey> there are a lot worse things
C 9:TagMor> for you maybe
C 9:All Star> elimbet wb to 10
C 9:Might> there's no reason to force failed/forced memes onto the TW population
C 9:Might> just because they excist on 4chan
C 9:Mattey> i dont force anything
C 9:Might> :|
C 9:Mattey> except my dick into man-ass
C 9:Mattey> haha trolled
C 9:Mattey> gnight tw
C 9:Spider>  gnite babe
C 9:Mattey> ^_-
C 9:Deliver> if you are watching sports and get a hard on does that mean you are gay?
C 9:Might> REAL TALK IS A FAILED MEME
C 9:TagMor>  4chan is killing the interweb
C 9:Mattey> 4chan saved the internet
C 9:TagMor> nope
C 9:Mattey> image boards are the future, nobody will need keyboards, there will be 1,000,000 images to choose from to express your emotions
C 9:Mattey> a picture is worth 1000 words, well 1,000,000 tagmor words
C 9:TagMor> why attack me?
C 9:TagMor> i am only trying to help your kind
C 9:Deliver> tagmor where is this PIC?
C 9:TagMor> what pic?
C 9:Deliver> of the girl and you
C 9:TagMor> oh right
C 9:TagMor> gf is down the street atm
C 9:Deliver> working?
C 9:TagMor> she is at the circus
C 9:Deliver> sorry had to.. cant miss a setup
C 9:Deliver> who won the masters?
C 9:Mattey> cabrera
C 9:Mattey> angel
C 9:Spider>  ya who the fuck is that
C 9:Spider>  was that a surprise
C 9:Mattey> angel cabrera
C 9:Deliver> WHO
C 9:Spider>  Or do I just not know many golfers?
C 9:Mattey> hes a top 20 golfer
C 9:Deliver> only know like 6 golfers
C 9:Jethro Tull> i heard tiger woods is pretty good
C 9:Spider>  I was like "not tiger woods? No phil Mikelson? Not Mike Weir? who the fuck else is there to?"
C 9:Spider>  thats my golf knowledge
C 9:Spider>  or that singh guy
C 9:Pure_Luck> hey spider
C 9:Spider>  Yo PL
C 9:Spider>  Whats new
C 9:Pure_Luck> are u gay
C 9:Spider>  Not in actual fact
C 9:Pure_Luck> u remind me of a gay person
C 9:Pure_Luck> euro liberal fag
C 9:Spider>  I think I project that here and irl to be honest
C 9:Pure_Luck> k just checkin
C 9:Mattey> if you're gay that means that you are worth 3/5 of a person
C 9:Spider>  word
C 9:Ease> yes, the 3/5 compromise revised
C 9:Deliver> was Observe and Report anygood? or fast and the furious?
C 9:Spider>  There is another fast and the furious?
C 9:Mattey> so tagmor, when you arent bashing homosexuals in an online spaceship game, what are your interests?
C 9:flared> ya its called 3fast3furious
C 9:Mattey> im guessing mixed martial arts
C 9:Spider>  lol no it isnt. is it?
C 9:Spider>  So you're pro-gay Mattey?
C 9:Spider>  "Yes but not with you"
C 9:24> *touches spider erotically*   24> i'm not gays are gay
C 9:Spider>  hey 24
C 9:24>  :)
C 9:24> hola
C 9:24> senior spider
C 9:Spider>  How is it going?
C 9:24> it's going
C 9:Spider>  are you a mod? why do I feel like you are
C 9:24> i am
C 9:24> not sure why you feel that way
C 9:Spider>  Dude I thought so! Wow I'm so up to date
C 9:24> elite
C 9:24> must have read my mind when i rubbed you earlier
C 9:Spider>  Mmhmm
C 9:Mattey> i am pro homosexuality like im pro womens rights
C 9:Deliver> WTF stop this gay shit
C 9:Spider>  Sweet
C 9:Deliver> how can you not like tits
C 9:ekko> Did you know the illuminati funded the womens rights movements
C 9:ekko> just so they could tax the other half of the population
C 9:ekko> only reason
C 9:ekko> they don't care about bitches
C 9:Spider>  lol
C 9:24> what's illuminati?
C 9:tmac> a fukin conspiracy theory
C 9:ekko> old white men
C 9:Deliver>  i will say this over and over till goverment gets it. Womens right movement increased the gay population
C 9:Spider>  Its la secret society
C 9:24> lol
C 9:Mattey> so what? who cares about a bigger gay population?
C 9:24> right?
C 9:24> more for us 
C 9:Mattey> less people, more land for your descendants... right?
C 9:Phat Wong> leaving chat
C 9:Knockers> gay cock butthole
C 9:Spider>  Phat if you're leaving chat in protest at least tell us whos side you're on
C 9:Knockers> forgot to contribute for a while sorry
C 9:24> think about it...if there are more gay men...that takes out 2 (competitors) each couple
C 9:24> yay for gays
C 9:Jethro Tull> did you know that gay people cant use can openers
C 9:tmac> but most guys like that arnt competitors anyway 24
C 9:24> let's hear why
C 9:ekko> that confirms it, i must be straight then.
C 9:24> tmac
C 9:24> i live in austin
C 9:ekko> what do you mean tmac, gay men are among the most beautiful in the world bitchh
C 9:24> alot of gay guys have more muscle than 10 of you
C 9:tmac> oh
C 9:Deliver> ekko your homo is showing
C 9:Spider>  Its true, I am weak as fuck
C 9:24> rofl spider
C 9:Spider>  :)
C 9:tmac> that doesnt make him a competitor :P
C 9:zidane> LOOOL
C 9:tmac> its bout da swagga
C 9:24> as long as your fuck isn't weak spider :)
C 9:24> as long as your fuck...isn't weak
C 9:Spider>  True, true. Although I dont remember ;P
C 9:Mattey> who cares? muscles or looks isnt whats attractive to mates, its security and money
C 9:ekko> gay men statistically have larger penis's just so you know.
C 9:tmac> we got u the first time two four
C 9:zidane> LOL
C 9:24> ekko, that's why straight men have pills
C 9:24> gg
C 9:tmac> not for young girls mattey hah
C 9:Mattey> granted you cant look like a mongoloid, but as long as you arent hideous and have money (which= security) you have your pick of mates
C 9:ekko> how offensive!
C 9:tmac> well pretty much thats true
C 9:24> i agree
C 9:ekko> i am mongolian
C 9:24> but looking good helps
C 9:Mattey> haha mongoloid != mongolian
C 9:Spider>  MATTEY RACIST OME
C 9:Spider>  OMG*
C 9:24> and from what i understand, most gay people are have the financials/smarts 
C 9:Deliver> women care more about money then dick size
C 9:24> unless your from mongonlia
C 9:24> mongolia
C 9:mongol> why people talking about me
C 9:Jethro Tull> if mongolian you get to steal your wife/wives
C 9:ekko> LOL MONGOL
C 9:mongol> not ugly.
C 9:ekko> girls don't like boys, girls like cars and money
C 9:24> gay?
C 9:Spider>  hah
C 9:Mattey> (often lowercase) Pathology. (no longer in technical use) of, affected with, or characteristic of Down syndrome.
C 9:24> haha that's a song :)
C 9:ekko> it's true, if a really attractive woman who was really wealthy and wanted to be my sugarmomma was like yo ill pay for all your shit
C 9:ekko> i would be her bitch
C 9:ekko> and impregnate her
C 9:Deliver> my question is why are there still ugly people.. they should have died out by now
C 9:Spider>  That seems legit, formatted like its from some sort of reference material
C 9:Mattey> gene variation
C 9:24> because money exist
C 9:tmac> agreed ekko
C 9:24> ugly people have sex with ugly people
C 9:24> so they continue
C 9:Spider>  Also wouldnt an ugly woman mate with an ugly man?
C 9:24> how would they die out?
C 9:Spider>  ya
C 9:Stabwound> sometimes people just end up ugly
C 9:tmac> ^
C 9:Stabwound> look at bruce willis' kid
C 9:mongol> going to be like the gorloks in TIME MACHINE
C 9:ekko> two ugly people can make a beautiful child
C 9:mongol> ugly people will be underground
C 9:soDly> i pity the foo that ends up ugly
C 9:24>  hah, i love how spider and I are like "they, those, them ugly people"
C 9:mongol> beatiful people will rule
C 9:Spider>  lol
C 9:Spider>  haha
C 4:bioture> tsk tsk
C 4:24> lol
C 4:24> hate those lag abusers
C 4:Aquatiq> true
C 4:24> aquatiq banned
C 9:ekko> I honestly think 95% of people are attractive, it's just things like obesity and intense acne that tips them to the ugly side, imagine if EVERYONE had a fit body, and nice skin..
C 9:ekko> like i see so many beautiful fat people
C 9:Spider>  ya thats true
C 9:ekko> that are just bleh
C 9:Deliver> sick of fucking ugly people in office. all happy and shit till you see their face and lose your will to work
C 9:Spider>  Or shit makeup or whatever
C 9:24> lol deliver wtf
C 9:24> you fucking ulgy poeple?
C 9:24> ugly*?
C 9:24> Deliver> sick of fucking ugly people
C 9:Spider>  Deliver spoke twice that I read and I didnt 100% understand either time
C 9:Deliver> dude it was dark :(
C 9:Spider>  lol
C 9:24> lol beer = everyone is beautiful
C 9:Deliver> HAHAH so true
C 9:Mattey> blame it on the al-al-al-alcohol baby
C 9:24> i went out with the waitress, i mean she was really cute
C 9:menelvagor> twbd?
C 9:24> probably a 7 or 8
C 9:Spider>  I think part of that is the fact taht it is dark in bars and people dress up slutty for it
C 9:Deliver>  every guy has fucked 1 ugly chick in his life
C 9:24> granted she's wearing an apron
C 9:24> and i went to the bar with her