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    1. The McDonald's commercial for McGriddles where they can't quite get a grasp on the fact that McGriddles is plural. The guy in this commercial is such a huge douchebag, even though the girl in the commercial is clearly an emotional wreck, she's definitely out of his league in attractiveness, and he should bang her instead of ordering "another McGriddles". Every time I see this commercial I want to stab myself in the face.

    2. The commercial for the Pontiac G6 in which they try to claim that their car is good because it has stupid widgets. "Who has factory installed remote start? Not Camry!" The chick driving the Camry looks in awe as the chick driving the Pontiac manages to start her car .02 seconds faster than she can. "Who has the largest 4-panel telescoping sunroof? Not Accord!" The dude in the accord is so amazed by the sunroof that will break in six months, causing probably a grand in repairs, that he doesn't even notice the green light.

    3. The AOL commercial where the dude tries to explain that spending an extra 20 dollars a month for AOL on top of his broadband by ruining his sandwich, and using such phrases as "Spammity Calamity". If I asked a dude a computer question and he responded by putting both chili and a parfait on my sandwich and then walking away, I would be incredibly pissed off, the guy in the commercials has no balls, instead of punching the dude in the face, he responds meekly, "you have some virus on your shoe".
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    Originally posted by Facetious
    2. The commercial for the Pontiac G6 in which they try to claim that their car is good because it has stupid widgets. "Who has factory installed remote start? Not Camry!" The chick driving the Camry looks in awe as the chick driving the Pontiac manages to start her car .02 seconds faster than she can. "Who has the largest 4-panel telescoping sunroof? Not Accord!" The dude in the accord is so amazed by the sunroof that will break in six months, causing probably a grand in repairs, that he doesn't even notice the green light.
    They compare the engine to a 2.5 Altima. Of course the 2.5 sucks. Try comparing it to the 3.5 next time pontiac.

    however, i like the new GTO.
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    hogo> iNgeNfyRe Just got HoE'D
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    • #3
      would someone care to explain wtf a mcgriddles is to a poor non-american? ie. what has Mcdonalds thought up this time... it used to be cool.

      Originally posted by Disliked
      Imagine a world without morals... it would be like the tw community
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      • #4
        Couldn't agree with you more about the McGriddles commercial. McGriddles has to be plural. Stupid dumb fuckers. I hate that commercial with a passion.

        I have to say my favorite commercial that aired on repeat (although not nearly as much as the ones you mentioned) is the BK Bacon cheddar tendercrisp ranch or whatever the sandwich is. It's funny and catchy, and it's got hootie and possibly even a nod to "O brother where art thou", with the two chicks at the pump cart thing. I must say over the past year or so BK has had some pretty funny commercials. I hate their food, but whoever is in charge of their advertising... doing such a better job than McDonalds lame ass commercials with jokes that fall completely flat.

        the "tiny house" geico commercial was also pretty good the first time I saw it, but after the first time it's just kind of annoying.

        Besides the McGriddles and AOL commercial the only thing that's really bothered me is the fact that Coach K (I'll refrain from spelling his name) was in 3 commercials in a row once. I don't need that.
        Last edited by Sleepy Weasel; 03-23-2005, 04:47 AM.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Theif of Time
          would someone care to explain wtf a mcgriddles is to a poor non-american? ie. what has Mcdonalds thought up this time... it used to be cool.
          McGriddles actually taste pretty good, they're like thick pancakes about 3-4 inches in diameter with eggs and/or sausage inbetween, but they are horrible for you.
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          • #6
            THAT FUCKING AOL WITH BRODBAND COMMERCIAL!!!!!1!

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            • #7
              Any AOL commercial kind of irritates me because I hate just about everything AOL stands for, but yea, I agree that commercial that tries to convince you that you need AOL in addition to a regular broadband connection is just the worst of the worst case of advertising to the braindead.

              But I kind of see it as a form of "economic darwinism", where the strong try mightily to squeeze as many dollars from the many weakminded.

              I also hate all Carl's Jr commercials (dunno if you guys have them on the east coast, but they are part of the same corporation as Hardee's. Carl's Jr commercials try and appeal to the stupidest element of society, blatantly use sex to sell it's products, and portray all men as bumbling idiots who couldn't figure out how to properly crack an egg into a bowl.

              As far as the BK Bacon Cheddar Ranch commercial, I can't help but feel extremely sorry for the black community that Hootie is such a whore to dress himself like a cowboy. It's just sad. Btw, isn't that chick who dips her finger in the Ranch dressing that porn star, August?

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              • #8
                Originally posted by jesus=terrorist

                As far as the BK Bacon Cheddar Ranch commercial, I can't help but feel extremely sorry for the black community that Hootie is such a whore to dress himself like a cowboy. It's just sad. Btw, isn't that chick who dips her finger in the Ranch dressing that porn star, August?
                Dude who wants that much ranch. It makes me gag when there is too much, let alone a bucketful. It's like eating ketchup raw. Ew.
                Originally posted by Jeenyuss
                sometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.

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                • #9
                  Yes I'm sure the black community is all shook up about losing Hootie.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Sleepy Weasel
                    Yes I'm sure the black community is all shook up about losing Hootie.
                    Apparently, they somewhat are.

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