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  • WANTED : SpaceCrime Gangstaz Pinky Narf and Sleep Joe running Illegal Fetus-Lube Ring

    Attn: This is a Most-Wanted Criminal Poster for Bounty Hunters and Tipsters.

    Our Criminal Psychologists recommend you read this entire bulletin with the voice of Norm McDonald in your head. Please Continue, Urgent & Time Sensitive :

    Two Ships, the A.S.S. PinkyNarf and the D.I.K. SleepyJoe are 'Suspected' (definitely) running a serious criminal operation. These two ships have been spotted ferrying through the SSCU TW SpaceWay Back & Forth Between Earth and Delarbia. SleepyJoe is running an Abortion Ship where he picks up prostitutes, underage teens and other desperate clientele to have illegal 3rd trimester abortions in space out of our jurisdiction by parking in the Trumpian Badlands at Sector 4003. They pick up the girls and abort the fetuses once out of our grabs, when they come back they claim they are just a 420 party cruiser that accepts food stamps for the underprivledged.

    But the SleepCockJoe has been spotted numerous times again docking with the A.S.S. PinkyBarfCunt to unload aborted fetuses, These are for none other than to use for an alternative method of manufacturing illegal Delarbian Maple Syrup and Spice Pudding. The Delarbians have been working with us at home planet security to bring these criminals to justice. On their planet, this boot legged syrup and pudding is considered unlicensed stuff violating patent laws and tax evasion. As you already know, back here on Earth, both Delarbian Maple Syrup & Delarbian Spice Puddling are illegal and have sanctions on them because of how they are made. The Delarbians are pissed because both these cock suckers are from Earth.

    While on Delarbia the Syrup is a Delicacy the Delarbians regurgitate 3 times before consuming rectally and arm-pitally, the same is not true here. No one on earth will eat the shit let alone touch it with a 10 foot pool, except the crack whores here, who, no pun intended, DO use it with thier poles. The Fetus-Made Syrup is placed into Squirt Tube Dildos of the Rich, Famous, and Crack-Strung as a special vaginal supplement to slow down vaginal aging and emulate sex with a virgin repeated times. It is also said to cause cancer in lab rats when the lab rats are preserved, completely submerged in it for 16.3 years then resisted out of cryogenic suspension by Slightly-Retarded Denobulan Super-Hamsters performing C.P.R.

    If you have any information on this gang and the ir den of henchmen or its foreman, Chance the Rapper Please Call The Following Number:

    8 6 7 - 5 3 0 9

    Dial Extension #69 then ask for Jenny.



    Thank You All,

    T o n e

    Special Agent, Home Planet Security and Hand Jobs.

    ( Authorized under §§. 867 sub paragraph 5309 )

    ( © 2017 , Synosia Innovations. Improvised on Dec 30th 2017, All Rights Reserved. )
    Last edited by Tone; 12-30-2017, 02:57 AM.

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    Here is a Police Sketch Artist Depicting the A.S.S. Pinky <Narf> Meeting with their counterpart Delarbian Gangster ships to unload the aborted fetus syrup and spice puddy. Delarbia has reported an 867% decrease in Doctor Visits for dry ass crack. Please RE-READ ALL of the BULLETIN ABOVE to see if anything comes to u, and if it does, just call Jenny at 867-5309. Thank You,

    Agent Tone
    Special Agent at Home Planet Security & Hand Jobs (HPS&HJs) + Most Powerful Forum Poster ,

    *** POLICE SKETCH :: PRESS PLAY :: ALSO WITH MUSIC SLEEPY JOE PLAYS TO ERRECT FOR SEX WITH HIS WIFE

    IF YOU SEE ANY OF THESE SHIPS OR HEAR THIS MUSIC COMING FROM A CHEAP TRAVEL MOTEL WITH COLOR HOLODECKS, CALL JENNY, DO NOT HISITATE, DO NOT FEAR, DO NOT WANDER, BE BRAVE AND HELP US !! !! YOU WILL GET A $160 GIFT CERTIFICATE FOR KMART AND A 6 COURSE BREAKFAST AT DENNY'S AFTER 10AM !! (Sorry, Absolutely NO Delarbian Maple Syrup, Incl asking about our evidence room. Wink, Wink, Huhh? huhhh? nudge)


    Last edited by Tone; 12-30-2017, 03:15 AM.

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    • #3
      CLICK HERE to h ave a robot read to you this posterr:

      http://www.fromtexttospeech.com/outp...9/31552336.mp3

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      • #4
        IMO Jill Shortmilk is probs the most wanted in TW
        3:kyler> who r u btw i keep wanting to ask people "who is 45th pres" but someone gonna say "trump"
        3:45th President> do it
        kyler> who is 45th President
        nah> donald j trump

        Downfall> Shoutout to forwards for randomly giving gunsmith results that made no sense and just made things harder

        Jacklyn> holster is the thing that holds/carry the gun

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        • #5
          • In a large pot over high heat combine the ground beef, tomato juice, tomato sauce, kidney beans, pinto beans, onions, bell pepper, cayenne pepper, sugar, oregano, ground black pepper, salt, cumin and chili powder.
          Leland

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          • #6
            seek mental help please...
            big sean> L!O!L!
            Cres> ?
            Cres> its mine now.
            destruct <> WATER U DEWIN
            paradise> Dewin? Ill take that. using that now
            destruct <> u welcum
            thix> Lol this shit is ban hannah's.
            cripple> ?
            paradise> ?
            Cres> You can keep that one.

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            • #7
              Sleepyjoe is a wanted space criminal I agree!

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                • #9
                  Special Agent
                  igu;
                  (Pandagirl!)>(ph)>12 is just right

                  "In the end it's all a friendly competition" - qan 11-10-2016 04:13 PM 0-2016, 04:13 PM

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