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    The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A death. What is that, a bonus? I think the cycle is all backwards. You should die first. Get it out of the way. Then live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young. You get a gold watch and you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs and alcohol. You party. You get ready for High School. You go to grade school and become a kid. You play. You have no responsibilities. You become a baby. You go into the womb. You spend your last nine months floating...you finish off as an orgasm.

  • #2
    I like to orgasm.

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    • #3
      Re: Life better the other way around...?

      Originally posted by MaGi kOz
      The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A death. What is that, a bonus? I think the cycle is all backwards. You should die first. Get it out of the way. Then live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young. You get a gold watch and you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs and alcohol. You party. You get ready for High School. You go to grade school and become a kid. You play. You have no responsibilities. You become a baby. You go into the womb. You spend your last nine months floating...you finish off as an orgasm.
      pure genius.
      Mayo Inc. - We should change god's name to "Tod"... see if there's any followers. - Mattey

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      • #4
        do you yahoo?
        Originally posted by Yoshiba
        i lag when i smoke weed

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        • #5
          if only he would have came up it with that ide aon his own ;(
          jee

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          • #6
            regardless of being ripped off that was awesome
            I'd rather be SubSpacing.

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            • #7
              Haha, yeah...

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Blood
                if only he would have came up it with that ide aon his own ;(
                Gee. people are ready to criticize than to laugh along. =/... i got it at this site:

                http://www.lotsofjokes.com/

                have fun.

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                • #9
                  (_!_) A regular ass

                  (__!__) A fat ass

                  (__)(__) A "wide load" ass

                  (!) A tight ass

                  (_*_) A sore ass

                  {_!_} A swishy ass

                  (_o_) An ass that's been around

                  (_x_) Kiss my ass

                  (_X_) Leave my ass alone

                  (_zzz_) A tired ass

                  (_E=mc2_) A smart ass

                  (_?_) Dumb ass

                  (_Lame_) Lame ass

                  (_jack_) Jackass

                  (_-$_) Cheap ass

                  (_0_) A Prison ass

                  (_) Half ass

                  (®^®) Registered ass

                  (__|___) Lop sided ass

                  (_:_) 2 holed ass

                  (_O_) Cavernous ass (an ass that's REALLY been around)

                  (Mom)(__) Tattooed ass

                  (_)||(_) Fucked ass

                  ()() Ass print on a window

                  ( * * ) Ass with dimples

                  (_X X_) A kicked ass

                  (_%_) An average ass

                  (_$_) A rich ass

                  [_!_] A hard ass

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                  • #10
                    Somebody really likes ass
                    I'd rather be SubSpacing.

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                    • #11
                      Who wouldnt (as long as their females - under 25)
                      EvoLd> Roboqueen died again?
                      cool koen> :)
                      PRiMORDiAL> pfft
                      cool koen> not because of a bug
                      EvoLd> Lol
                      Treachery> meh
                      EvoLd> why then?
                      PubAceR> women in power dont last
                      EvoLd> LOl
                      toaster oven reviews

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                      • #12
                        Haha I remember this... that was funny. I thought it was funny. Anybody else would like to reminisce with me?

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                        • #13
                          i don't remember this, but, it has been a while. i'd agree that it is pure genius
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