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  • "Violence for Tiny Tykes"

    http://www.lionlamb.org/dirtydozen2004.htm

    TMNT: The seemingly cute Ninja Turtles – being "relaunched" in 2003 -- actually behave according to a vigilante code, where they (and not law enforcement officials) are "judge, jury and enforcer!" .....

    Transformers-The brand: This is another toy/TV program with a totally inappropriate story line for preschoolers. From the Razorclaw toy box: "In the distant future, the evil Unicron wages a final war for ultimate control of the Universe … As the enemy sides clash in the biggest war the Universe has ever seen, their bodies emit a powerful radiation known as Energon. Little do they know that Unicron is secretly harvesting this mysterious force to increase his own strength!" A tot prequel for The Matrix?



    They said the transformers were a prequel to the matrix
    My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

  • #2
    i hate these over-protective fucking parents.

    if they stop their male children having all those boyish toys, their kids will end up being homosexually influenced.

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    • #3
      lol, or even worse, they'll be metrosexuals.
      My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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      • #4
        metrosexual ROFL SOUTH PARK OWNS!!!
        A man who desires nothing is invincible.

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        • #5
          Re: "Violence for Tiny Tykes"

          Originally posted by Liquid Blue
          Ninja Turtles – being "relaunched" in 2003
          Brilliant! When I was about 5 my mum made me a donatello costume, I had my own shell which I wore like a back pack, a stick with tape around it and knee and elbow pads!









          OK, I was 16
          Last edited by ZeUs!!; 11-26-2003, 09:17 PM.
          Originally posted by Facetious
          edit: (Money just PMed me his address so I can go to Houston and fight him)

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          • #6
            My mum bought me some of those weird little turtles (real ones) and when I got to know the ninja turtles, i painted them all purple, blue and red (I only had 3 ). My mum decided I wasnt ready yet to have my own pet(s). AND NOW I HAVE A RABBIT!!!!
            I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal...

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            • #7
              WHEN I WAS LIKE 8 MY MOM MADE ME A FUCKING ROBIN (BATMANS RETARDED SIDEKICK) COSTUME. I WANTED TO BE BATMAN OR HEMAN OR THE HULK OR ANY OF THE NINJA TURTLES AND A TRANSFORMER WOULD BE OK, WHAT DO I GET ? THE FUCKING QUEER NOT-GOOD-ENOUGH-TO-HAVE-HIS-OWN-SHOW ROBIN.

              god i was so dissapointed, but when i found out mom had put these small arrows in the belt which i could throw and they would stick to the wall i was happy again and it turned out to be a neat costume in the end.

              ohwell.

              shit happends
              :wub: GammaHydroxyButyrate :wub:

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