Craziest shit you've ever done/seen in a classroom?

[Roxin]

Conclusion

I have come to the conclusion of the fact which My school sux...

Ive only ever seen people rutting behind the school fence in a corn field :P

[Digitalwave]

My friend got suspended for ripping pages out of a porno and taping them to the TVs in all his class rooms.

[Roxin]

1337

elite $$$...wish i was there to see it

[Bigwig]

lets see, run of the mill stuff really. somebody set fire to the front lawn on the last day of school, with some flammable liquid, nothing huge just widespread, oh and everybody through their notes into the fire. people jumping from 3rd story windows into this huge snowbank that developed one year, that was more fun than anything. one time there was this fight and somebody got his head smashed into this mesh glass, and there was a head shaped bubble. that was really more interesting, not wild or anything.

[Da1andonly]

OMFG i typed everything but it didnt get posted.

Just making it short then ffs.

We drank beer and watch porn in the middle of a class while we had our principal. lol

We had a retard that had read in a dictionary that "Gay" means happy (it means that too)..and he was running around the whole school screaming "IM GAY".

We had another retard that would feint every day, and run to the toilet every break (dont ask me why :/)

And another jackass that would make up stupid stories about what he had done, and think that everyone would believe them.

We had another retard too, that was gay (he admitted it)..we called him "Marble" because of his big and round head.

The last day of school at 9th grade we went down to the school toilets and sprayed / tagged EVERYTHING in the bathroom..lol funny times.

I know, my school was weird

[Dystrophy]

Originally posted by Da1andonly

"IM GAY".

[Pandagirl!]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Digitalwave]

HEHEHEHE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Dameon Angell]

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[c-dawg]

mmm one year some rastas started goin to our school, next day all the trailer trash had noose's strung up in the trees outfront at the smoke pit, huge b/w clash, resorting in the rastas running to tim hortons and calling the cops, 6 carloads of dumb redneck jocks outside trying to get em to come out, .... also on the racist note... paci chicks throughout highschool, we'd make fun of em, you know the usual shit. chicks vs chicks, id never fight a paci chick in my life after 1 fight i witnessed, bra straps came flying off, lil grade 9's holding their erections down... bahah pretty hurtin, smoked alot of weed at school... didn't go to class much... but boy was highschool the greatest

[Annux]

And now, you're a telemarketer!

Almost too fitting...and they say life is 'unfair'

LOFFLES

[Mattey]

Originally posted by Annux


LOFFLES

Waffles? Where's waffles? I want waffles. Where's IHOP?

[Zerzera]

In prim. school we used to put soap in the coffee of the teachers, untill one teacher went totally crazy threatening us all if it would happen again.

My best friend during the first 3 years in highschool once sprayed teargas in the eyes of the math teacher. She freaked out and he got suspended. I must say that I found that action quite sick.

The same teacher used to spit while she was talking. So one day all of the people in my sister's class brought umbrellas into the classroom, she left crying.

One teacher was the worst bitch I've ever seen, we made her crazy by humming all the time.

One time I was driving the loser of class totally crazy and he punched me soft on my chest. I said that if he was so cool he had to try it again. He didn't dare to so I threw his bag into the garbage and start to calling him names. At the momen he hit me full on the eye the teacher walked in and he got suspended.

One time I started a project in art-class and I wouldnt be able to finish it in time so I wrecked it and went to the teacher saying some fuckup demolished my project. He gave me a 7.

One day of our classmates came racing on his scooter on the schoolyard. He got of and told us how he outskilled a policecar in the city. At that moment a policecar stopped behind him. They concluded that a kid on a scooter would be on his way to school. He was badly fined.

My sister now became teacher.. I feel sorry for her, school-kids suck. They don't deserve education....

[Pandagirl!]

Lol!

Something else happened....

This guy that lives down the street from me broke in to the middle and high school. This is what happened at the middle school.
He broke in and stole food from the cafe. Very funny considering the food is disgusting. So then he puts a pizza in the oven, and goes to wreck some stuff.
So he goes into every single class and unplugs the TV's. Then, whenever we sees an aquarium, he dumps it out. Anything that will make a mess, he dumps out.
So he goes into my science teachers class. My science teacher has lots of jarred stuff. Now, he doesn't turn on any of the lights, but he can see where the jars are. So he goes up to the jars and emptys them, one by one. He empties this one, and it sloshes all over his leg. The bad thing is, it was a jar of about 10 squids. Then he emptys the next jar, various stages of a pigs birth. He goes on down the line until he empties the last one. A tarantula. But of course he doesn't relize it, so it was very funny, because he thought it was alive
Next, he goes into the gym and spraypaints the floor. He must have picked out the wrong spraycans, because the paint was pink and purple. And no one can tell what he tried to do on the gym floor....
Then, he remembers the pizza. So he runs back there and opens the oven. He picks up the pans, scalding hot, without hot pads. Hehe, it was very funny to watch.
I'm probably boring you all so I'll be quiet now....
Oh yea, and how do I know this? It was all caught on the security cameras, and the whole school got to watch it

[Ennui]

50,000 crickets, 12 squad cars, 1 k-9 unit, and 1 helicopter. 10 days of suspension, unlawful entry charges, and 1,000 dollar lawyer fee...We got caught.