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  • #16
    Hi Santa,
    Can you please tell me the secret to beat pee pee sock in RPS?
    PS: Happy Christmas fatso!
    PS2: Happy Hanukkah, Beasty!
    TW Web Developer

    4:vys> yo
    4:vys> 1 day ill be staff
    4:vys> know it for sure
    4:vys> yo P_L already told me that i'd be ZH one day when deluge is sys op and method owns TW

    2:money> zazu got zizu'd when he should have zizzo'd

    3:Lizard Fuel <ER>> !tell stop meeting girlfriends on subspace, who are you, hurricane?
    3:RoboHelp> Told moth about stop meeting girlfriends on subspace, who are you, hurricane?
    3:Lizard Fuel <ER>> oh sht

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    • #17
      Dear Santa,
      Help us make Trench wars great again, and say hi to rudolph for me!

      Sincerely,
      Whinegum

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      • #18
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        Dear Santa, I believed in you as a child. As a young adult I knew better. As an adult, I still believe.

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        • #19
          Dear Santa

          I want nothing for myself

          I would like all the poor people like "Iron Survivor" to finally move out of a shanty town and live somewhere able to have a decent internet connection, which will allow him to challenge me in warbird.

          Thanks

          -Attacks
          British> my 18th tomoz $$
          Sol ^> 18 and scouse, so that two kids you have by now, brit? :)

          i.d.> I just farted and shit myself alittle bit

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          • #20
            Dear Santa,

            It wasn't me.

            Thx, Oswaldskovich

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            • #21
              Dear Santa,

              How come when Ebenezer Scrooge blacks out at work and hallucinates ghosts it's a Christmas miracle, but when I do it Arby's demotes me back down to assistant manager?

              P.S. I was a little offended that the Christmas decorations inside Planned Parenthood didn't include a manger scene.


              -knu
              Last edited by flojo; 12-15-2018, 11:38 PM.

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              • #22
                Thanks for everyone who put in Santa letters. That's the last of them; need to close the thread to maintain my sanity, so I can finally finish them all and put the map up soon, heh.
                "You're a gentleman," they used to say to him. "You shouldn't have gone murdering people with a hatchet; that's no occupation for a gentleman."
                -Dostoevsky's Crime and Punishment

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