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  • DT-D HoN Week 2

    GAME 1
    Terrorist vs Spider
    38-50

    The game started as it should have gone on paper with Terrorist grasping to an early lead thanks to a blazing 6-1 start from Wirah. However, Charlotte refused to go silently into the night, as captain Mhz stepped in to fill in a terrible start of Violence to be the instrumental factor in turning this game around. With a strong will to claw back from behind and excellent teaming, Spider nabbed the W for a good start into Week 2. Ardour continued to bring about his turnaround performance, notching the highest kill count of the game to take the MVP. Meanwhile on the Terroristas, only olde and vys managed to hit even as the rest of their team could not keep the match competitive.
    Hot: Commodo (11-5), Ardour (12-8)
    Not: maketso (5-10), Violence (0-4), Wirah (8-10) Sorry bro, judging by the fact you started with 6 kills and went 2-9 the rest of the way, a Hot performance quickly fell into the Not. Better luck next time.


    Power vs Demacia
    50-39

    Demacians started considerably strong this game, nursing a small lead early when the score was in the mid 10s by the help of a good 4-0 start from Trasher. However, Power eventually found their footing and pace for the game, as Ogron led the way with a massive score for a Power team that saw not one member KO'd. Their strategy on keeping one of the opposing strengths (Lockdown) in check proved effective, as captain Nip had no choice but to quickly find a solution as they let their lead slip away. Once ahead, Power never looked back as 3 members notched 10+ kills in a fantastic team effort. Iron did the best he could, but received little to no support from the rest of his team.
    Hot: Ogron (11-4), Iron Survivor (14-10)
    Not: Lockdown (1-7), Nipple Nibbler (5-10)


    Pure Luck vs Treyway
    45-50

    Treyway captured an early lead this game and looked poised to take the W with little resistance, but started to sweat due to excellent efforts by Ricko and Spectacular. Nevertheless, trapped continued to be the driving force to keep his team rolling with yet another MVP record. Captain morph also tidied up his game to provide the necessary scoreline to support his top ranked warbird. Guaranteed a heartbreaker for Lucky Charms as all members died out 10+ minutes into the game, but they must regroup to get their groove back together.
    Hot: trapped (15-8), morph (12-9), Ricko (12-10)
    Not: Tiny (6-10)


    Criminal vs Halo
    50-45

    As I said in predicted in initial DTD lines, the arrival of Legacy provided Criminal with the necessary pieces to collect themselves to work together as a team. He started with a spicy 6-1, but eventually cooled down to end with a respectable score. Zizzo and beamir provided the necessary offense to take the victory over a one-man Rough show that saw his team-carry efforts fall slightly short.
    Hot: Rough (15-10), Zizzo (12-8), beam (12-8)
    Not: AFRI (3-7), Tripin (6-10)



    GAME 2
    Terrorist vs Treyway
    50-44

    A true slugfest this game was, as neither team could bolster more than a 3 point lead up until the score reached the mid 40s. Terrorist found the scoring spurt at the critical time, which started with Major Crisis knocking Kira out to snowball his way into a whopping 4 KOs. Nevertheless, it was a very well-played game all around.
    Hot: Myollnir (14-10), trapped (13-10), olde (12-8)
    Not: Kira (5-10) Having been the first KO that gave Terrorist the crucial opening to gain an upper hand, sorry but this happens in a very close game.


    Demacia vs Halo
    41-50

    Bouncing back from a slow start first game, Tripin showed Demacia exactly who is boss. Demacia put in quite a fight towards the very end, refusing to give in as Iron and Trasher fought 2v4. In the end, the numbers game still caught up to them as they could not rescue the game from sub-par performances from the rest of their team. With a double L in warbird this week, maybe this is a hint to Mr. Nip that he needs to consider other options than putting himself in the ship he plays the least. Another valiant effort from Trasher wasted.
    Hot: Tripin (16-9), cripple (13-9), Trasher (14-10)
    Not: Rough (4-10), Nipple Nibbler (5-10)


    Spider vs Criminal
    26-50

    Not much to say here, as Spider looked like the Sacramento Kings vs either LA team out there. With revamped energy, Criminal made short work of Spider, everyone put up good scores, and even previous disappointment Beast almost broke even (Lol XD). Captain Mhz was the only one to hit even, but the rest of his team simply.....blew up.
    Hot: Zizzo (14-4), Geio (11-4)
    Not: aprix (3-10), Rojo (3-10)


    Power vs Pure Luck
    50-38

    Having been one of the two teams to notch a 2-0 record for Week 2, Power kept the ball rolling as they trampled a lost Pure Luck team. Ogron continued his massive performance with another A+ scoreline, and his team followed behind him to take the victory. Only Attacks managed to put up fair numbers, but having only one player in the green is not the answer unless they score 20+.
    Hot: Ogron (13-3), Attacks (12-10)
    Not: Tiny (4-10), Spectacular (5-10)





    WEEK 2 MVP: OGRON (11-4) (13-3)
    Mention:
    Zizzo (12-8) (14-4)
    Trapped (15-8) (13-10)


    RUNNING COUNTER OF MVPS:

    Week 1: Zapata (10-5) (16-8)
    Week 2: Ogron

    Note: Running overall MVP of season can receive 200k pubbux from me if wanted. If not, oh well.
    Last edited by ixt; 10-27-2019, 09:49 PM.

  • #2
    Originally posted by ixt View Post
    Wirah (8-10) Sorry bro, judging by the fact you started with 6 kills and went 2-9 the rest of the way, a Hot performance quickly fell into the Not. Better luck next time.
    yeah man 7-1 to 8-10. we had it in the first half, then Commodo entered the game with that sub and it all went to shit
    Best> Para is the only guy i know who can put a quarter up his nostrils lol

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    • #3
      Great work, ixt , thanks for this.





      If you want to spice up your NOTs with acerbic one-liners, some pre-made ones for you:


      1. Anyone who goes 3-10, 4-10 and you can't think of a joke filler:

      "He went 4:10 like a miner's alarm clock"

      2. Poor aim noun substitutes creating a baby (replace the names in parenthesis every week with something new)

      "He looked like the end result of (Mr. Magoo) fucking (a stormtrooper)"

      3. Porn star comparison (porn star then fake movie title)

      "He choked/sucked harder than (Lisa Ann) in (Moms Teaching Teens 7)"

      4. Misdirection to The Sims

      "On the brightside, he can now spend more time with his family. In The Sim 4. A videogame better suited to his reflexes"

      5. If someone got subbed after a bad score

      "_____________ got yanked faster than a premature ejaculator at a handjob convention."

      6. Back-to-back bad scores (actor phoning it in, probably Nick Cage)

      "Haven't seen this many shitty consecutive performance since (Nicholas Cage) in his last 22 movies.

      7. Good player sucking badly (heavy chested actress + movie/tv show)

      Haven't seen a bust this big since (Christina Hendricks) in (Mad Men)

      8. No presence in game

      "Like the female Ghostbusters reboot, he was a phantom out there and nobody on his team found it funny"

      9. Funeral

      "(Team's Captain) asked _____________ to be a pallbearer at his funeral, so he can let him down one last time"

      10. Someone with a FULLY CAPTITALIZED NAME

      "Like his name, ____________ should play in a league featuring all 'caps, i.e., the special olympics.

      11. Someone who gets 0 kills

      "__________ has more doughnuts than a police station breakroom."

      12. straying bozo

      "________ spent more time lobbing prayers across the country than the NRA after a school shooting."

      13. Negging (someone who puts down women to pick them up) at an (appropriate pickup location)

      "He negged harder than (a frat guy) at a (freshman mixer). He did go positive... for Syphilis."

      14. Died out early (actor and movie they die out early in)

      "Watching ___________ is like watching (Steven Seagal) in (Executive Decision) -- guy always dies out in the first 5 minutes.

      15. Cannon

      "The only thing ___________ should be shooting, is himself, out of a cannon, towards a Luddite colony where there are no computers.

      16. Math

      "____________ couldn't go plus on a calculator. If you measured his scores in Kelvin he'd still go negative."

      17. Doormat

      __________ is featured in this month's Bed, Bath & Beyond magazine, because he got walked all over so bad in this game he was mistaken for a doormat.

      18. Early sub (time in game) then (player you don't like)

      "________ lasted (2 minutes and 8 seconds) before pulling out, is what (Jebass's) wife tells her friends at brunch.

      19. Everytime BEAST goes 5-10

      Picture of Ralph from The Simpsons picking his nose

      20. Bad player costing his team the game (famous baseball pitcher)

      "______________ has thrown more games than (Cy Young)."

      21. Multiple bad performances on one team

      "Somewhere, you (three) are putting an optometrist's kids through college"

      22. Bad performance (great player)

      "The only thing ____________ has ever carried is (Megaman's) water bottle.

      23. Irritated his cap (captain's name)

      "The only thing ________ successfully blew up was the vein in (Zidane's) forehead.

      24. Subbed out

      "____________ got replaced faster than the kid in Changeling."

      25. Failed sub-in

      "________ tried to be a power sub, but ended up as a power bottom."

      26. Pokemans (bad movie that flopped at box office)

      _________ looked like he had Magikarpal Tunnel Syndrome out there, and flopped harder than (the sequel to Basic Instinct)

      27. Two players doing badly, a dynamic duo

      "The dysenteric duo shit the bed in this one, and are hoping the thread count isn't too high on either the sheets or forums."

      28. Another 0 kill game (time alive)

      "It took the Mayans hundreds of years to discover the concept of zero, but ___________ managed it in (3 minutes and 6 seconds). Impressive!

      29. British player negging (Vys, Attacks, Ricko, Markmrw, Tripin, Commodo, etc.)

      "_______________ looked like an extra in a James Bond movie getting pistol-whipped in the face. Or as the British call it, dental surgery."

      30. Bad aim

      "_________ looked like he was playing Asteroids out there, shooting every possible rock in sight instead of the enemy."

      31. A rare joke

      "What do these three things have in common?

      1) __________ going plus in warbird
      2) How I like my steak
      3) Creator's of Goldeneye

      They're all rare."


      32. Another not

      "We finally got the answer to 'What would Hellen Keller look like if she played warbird."

      33. And another

      "The only time _________ goes plus is at the Big & Tall store."

      34. Substituted

      "I can only surmise ____________ is a Dominatrix IRL, given how he's always getting subs."

      35. Atwood joke (infertile due to radiation)

      "_______________ firing more blanks than the men in The Handmaid's Tale."

      36. Financial crisis

      "If you had a sibling who was equally as reckless in producing losses, you'd be the Lehman Brothers.

      37. Two players doing poorly

      " Are you guys married to women who tell the news on TV? Because you're both fucking anchors."

      38. Slurp

      "___________ sucked so much in this game that a Brazzers watermark suddenly appeared at the bottom-right of my screen while speccing him."

      top 100 basers list

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      • #4
        lol. guy has an entire collection pre-made. thnx claus but my way is more straightforward than yours, but who knows maybe somewhere along the line ill include one or two

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        • #5
          "With a double L in warbird this week, maybe this is a hint to Mr. Nip that he needs to consider other options than putting himself in the ship he plays the least"

          I don't think I've made the NOT list before. Well deserved though I played like ass.
          Siaxis> yo it was way harder to kill Rage then beam in that dtd

          rylo> 1.5 mil for whoever kills renzi
          (10 seconds later)
          rEnZi is out. 17 kills 10 deaths. 2 players remain.
          P TW-Pub> rylo sent you $1,500,000, you now have $4,047,199.

          If you're going to do a thing you should to it to the best of your ability or don't do it at all.

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          • #6
            rofl ogron sharing his cheatsheet

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            • #7
              Thx for writing these, really detailed

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