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    TWDT-D


    Tool vs. Sour Milk
    Round 1
    50-38

    Without Apok or Lasenza for Tool and with Sour Milk down a man playing 4v5, this was a lackluster match devoid of spectators, as Tripin (13-6), Spawnisen (9-7), Zizzo (9-9), aprix (7-9) and Lee (2-7) managed to just barely squeeze a victory a man up.

    Cres (14-10) and Diakka (11-10) did their best to stop the bleeding, but would have required titanic performances from Noobius (6-10) and Rab (7-10) to come out of this round with a W.

    HOT: Tripin, 13-6.

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    Tool vs. Sour Milk
    Round 2
    50-31

    Sour Milk somehow did worse 5v5, losing by 20 as Zizzo destroyed them with a 13-1, ahead of aprix (11-4), Tripin (11-9), Spawnisen (9-8), and Lee (5-9).

    Cres (11-10) was the only player above parity, as diakka (6-10), Izor (4-10), Rab (7-10), and Thugs (3-10) all negged.

    HOT: Zizzo, with a sizzling 13-1.
    NOT: Izor, with a disastrous 4-10 when his squad needed his veteran wb experience. I haven't seen aim this bad since drunk John Wilkes Booth mistakenly shot Mr. Peanut.




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    Kusoge vs. Kamikaze
    Round 1
    50-41

    Ricko (13-9) and Undercut (13-6) led the Bad Gamers to a solid round 1 victory, with a balanced scoring output that included strong play from JAMAL (12-6) and Geisha (10-10), who went positive for the first time this season, alongside 5-Star TheWadoRooster with a terribad 2-10.

    On the losing side, the Kamikazeans saw good outings from delectable (14-10) and flew (10-10), but sub-par efforts from Auger (5-10), maketso (7-10), and Pinkstar (5-10).

    HOT: Ricko, with a confident 13-9 to the lead the way.
    NOT: Auger, with a paltry 5-10.

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    Kamikaze vs. Kusoge
    Round 2
    50-33

    All was not lost, however, as the Kamikaze fought back and decimated Kusoge round 2, as Auger suicided his way to a bold 12-10, ahead of a stellar six star sortie from Singer (11-3), a fabulously fancy 11-8 from flew, a delectable 8-3 from... delectable, and some positively not-positive output approaching parity from Pinkstar (8-9).

    For the Bad Gamers, the sting of defeat was felt most keenly from Geisha (11-10), who started out red-hot with a 7-1 before succumbing to the might of Pinkstar, as Ricko (8-10), JAMAL (5-10), TheWadoRooster (5-10), and Undercut (4-10) all fell short.

    HOT: Singer, with a singing 11-3.
    NOT: Undercut, with an underwhelming 4-10.

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    Kusoge
    vs. Kamikaze
    Round 3
    50-49

    It all came down to Round 3, which was TWDT classic for the ages!

    It was 45-41 for Kamikaze, and seemed a victory was assured, when Kusoge started a comeback 3v3, bringing it to 45-45 and knocking two players out, with delectable the only remaining Kamikazean left down 1v3, and the 80 people in spec then thought it was all over for the Kami, with JAMAL, dreamwin, and Geisha all barreling down on him.

    delectable, in a stroke of brilliance, managed to knock Geisha out down 49-46, then kill dreamwin as he hung on by a thread on 9 at 1-5. dele then knocked him out before getting vulched by JAMAL as he weaved his way across the map, making it 1v1 down 49-48.

    JAMAL had been a monster all game, making clutch long distance shots and carrying his teams hopes and aspirations on his shoulders, when he seemingly took a poor first shot. With only 10 seconds left on the clock and down one, delectable dove in for the kill.

    It was a trap, however, as JAMAL had just enough time to recover one final desperation heave at the incoming dele who had locked in, managing to take him out with a doublekill just as the bullet hit him and time expired, clinching it 50-49! Wowza!

    The final tallies for Kusoge were: Jamal (19-9), Geisha (11-10), Undercut (7-10), Jerome (6-10), Ricko (5-4) -- who mysteriously disappeared midway, and dreamwin (1-6).

    For the ousted Kami: Auger (14-10), delectable (12-10), Singer (9-10), pinkstar (8-10), flew (5-10).

    HOT: JAMAL, with a ridiculous 19-9. Great work!
    NOT: dreamwin, with a near-disastrous 1-6. I can see why Finland never adopted the Swedes' Babybjörns -- you don't need them when you've got JAMAL carrying you.
    Last edited by Claushouse; 08-25-2014, 10:29 PM.
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  • #2


    TWDT-J



    Kusoge vs. Kamikaze
    Round 1
    50-36

    stricken (17-5) made his timely debut for the Bad Gamers as he led the always-consistent Bueno (10-7), dreamwin (7-5), Undercut (7-10), and TheWadoRooster (5-9) to victory.

    For the Kamikazeans, Stayon (11-10) was the acme of javelin skill, but his teammates were more like Acme Co., as Pinkstar (0-10) headed the negative quintuplets of Singer (7-10), skatarius (8-10) and Auger (9-10).




    HOT: Stricken, with an explosive 17-5.
    NOT: Pinkstar, who should rename herself to 0-Star after that unbelievably bad attempt at javing.

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    Kusoge vs. Kamikaze
    Round 2
    50-40

    In a shocking display of talent, Undercut went 18-9 (not a typo) in javelin, as the Capitaine extraordinaire led his team of worthless maggots to the promised land in this Moses-like effort, parting Auger (5-10), Singer (9-10), skatarius (15-10), Stayon (9-10) and Markmrw (0-10)'s souls from their bodies with scything efficiency.

    2gron> wat u guys think bout dis line
    2gron> Bueno (9-7), dreamwin (6-5), stricken (9-9), and TheWadoRooster (3-10) were the enslaved Jews escaping Egypt behind Undercut, which is a good thing because they were all in de-Nile.
    2:Zidane> boo
    2:Heaven> boo
    2:Racka> that line got more boos than a haunted house
    2:Zidane> LOOOOL
    2:hulk> loool

    2:mcvicar> ded




    HOT: Undercut, with a blistering 18-9. Congrats!
    NOT: Marmrw (0-10) and TheWadoRooster (3-10) with some stinky 5-Star performances. Peeyew!


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    Tool vs. Sour Milk
    Round 1
    50-33

    The Tooltimers took the Milkmen's teetering team to task, trouncing them 50-33, as titan aprix threw a 16-6 at them to lead megaman89 (9-1), Zizzo (10-10), Tripin (7-10), and Lee (4-6) to victory.

    For Sour Milk, Mikkiz (10-10) was the lone gunmen to achieve parity, alongside revered (9-10), diakka (7-10), Rab (4-10), and Thugs (2-10).

    HOT: aprix, with a powerful 16-6.
    NOT: Thugs, with a dismal 2-10.

    ---

    Tool vs. Sour Milk
    Round 2
    50-3x

    megaman89 made a timely return to TWDT action after a long absence, leading his squadron with a sumptuous 14-7, with strong outings from Tripin (11-9), aprix (10-5), Zizzo (9-7), and Lee (5-8), as they claimed the W.

    For the Milkmen, Kira (4-10), cranium (2-6), Mikkiz (0-4), revered 4-10, and Thugs (8-10) all negged.

    HOT: megaman89, with a superb 14-7 MVP.
    NOT: revered, with a gag-inducing 4-10. Haven't seen gagging this hard since Twilight Wolf joined Fierce.
    Last edited by Claushouse; 08-25-2014, 08:36 PM.
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    • #3



      TWDT-B


      Kusoge vs. Kamikaze
      20:00-6:50

      Big Daddy Dreamwin made amends for his lackluster WB performance with a spectacular sortie in terrier, amassing a monumental 47-2, 3 tek performance to lead his team to victory over the undefeated 7-0 regular season behemoth that was Kamikaze, completing the sweep. What a show!

      The Finnish flash was guarded ably by JAMAL (3.0 RPD, 5 Teks!!!) and mcvicar (3.0 RPD), as sedan (102-33), 6-Star phenom TheWadorooster (81-51), Bueno (79-35), Undercut (75-46), and a lame ass macro (66-78) took on spidering duties.

      On the losing side, The Kami had incredibly lackluster terring from maketso (45-17), who died an incredible 17 times despite his team being barely outkilled 495-452, assuring Kusoge the victory, although to be fair he had worst shark combo in history fis (2.5 RPD) and Pinkstar (2.9 RPD) getting bullied harder than a high school chess club captain at a checkers tournament, as the dangerous spider line of Stayon (90-48), El Pedo (89-44), Skatarius (86-66), trance (75-52), and markmrw (63-52) couldn't get a handle on the game with such poor terring and sharking around them.

      HOT: Dreamwin (47-2, 3 teks) with a rousing performance in terrier.
      NOT: maketso, with a garbage 17 death performance.


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      Sour Milk vs. Tool
      20:00-2:17

      After getting demolished in TWDT-D and TWDT-J, Sour Milk was in danger of going the way of Kamikaze and getting swept out of the Quarter-Finals. They responded by destroying the Tooltimers by 18 minutes, as their formidable basing line went to work.

      Mikkiz (33-3, 4 teks) seems to have regained his full form, trouncing the enemy team for the 2nd week in a row, ahead of Cranium (2.9 RPD) and 6-Star savant Knockers (3.0 RPD) in shark, with Rab (86-27), Noobius (78-26), Sonny Chiba (73-29), diakka (78-32), and 5-Star Ghost of Perdition (45-58) in spid.

      The Tooltimers struggled mightily in this match, as Zizzo (17-8) took on terring duties behind 4 (!!!) different sharks (aprix, gilder, Mean Gene, squallFF8)... a problem they'd suffered all season, as Megaman89 (70-57) was held at bay in both spider and jav, next to Tripin (57-44), Lee (56-38), Slum (29-23), and who knows who else... this entire lineup was a shitshow.

      HOT: Knockers, dominating the boards with a perfect 3.0 as a 6-Star shark. Those are some hot knockers!
      NOT: Galeophobia. It's a serious condition that is either a fear of Gallileo's heliocentrism, or sharks. Support the cause and donate one to Tool today!
      Last edited by Claushouse; 08-25-2014, 09:55 PM.
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      • #4
        Last edited by Claushouse; 08-25-2014, 09:54 PM.
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        • #5
          And then there were 5...

          #6 Kusoge upset #3 Kamikaze with a thrilling 3-0 series, winning the TWDT-D match in Round 3 by a score of 50-49! The Kamikazeans become the third team to be eliminated from competition.

          #4 Tool defeated #5 Sour Milk in TWDT-D and TWDT-J, but fell in TWDT-B, as they went 2-1 for the week.

          Next week, #6 Kusoge will face #1 Power across all three leagues, #2 dun vs me will take on #4 Tool in jav and wb, and #5 Sour Milk in base.

          Here are the brackets heading into the Semi-Finals next week:







          Good luck to all participants next week!
          Last edited by Claushouse; 08-25-2014, 10:08 PM.
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          • #6
            It was 45-41 for Kusoge, with delectable the only remaining Kamikazean left down 1v3, and it seemed all over to the 80 people in spec, with JAMAL, dreamwin, and Geisha all barreling down on him.

            delectable, in a stroke of brilliance, managed to knock Geisha out and kill dreamwin, making it a 1v2 and bringing the score to 46-43, then 46-44, then 46-45, then 47-46... and with dreamwin hanging on by a thread on 9 at 1-5, he knocked him out before getting vulched by JAMAL as he weaved his way across the map, making it 1v1 down 49-48.
            It was 45-41 for kamikaze when geisha/jamal and myself got us back even and ahead. It was 49-46 to kusoge when dele knocked first geisha and soon after me out. JAMAL clutched doublekill on 49-48 and that won us the game 50-49.
            Season 12 champion TWLD / TWLJ
            Season 18 champion TWLJ / TWLB
            Season 19 champion TWLB (C)

            Season 6 champion TWDT-J TWDT-B (C)
            Season 10 champion TWDT-J (C)
            Season 11 champion TWDT-B (C)
            Season 13 champion TWDT-B (C)
            The winningest TWDT captain of all time

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            • #7
              JAMAL 3 leaguer.
              TWLD Champion 2014
              TWDTB Champion 2013
              TWDTB Champion 2016
              TWDTB Champion 2017
              -tj hazuki/hazuki :wub:

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              • #8
                You missed out the crucial part that there were less than 10secs on the clock when dele had to rush jamal to equalize
                killing newbs since 2002

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Claushouse View Post
                  Sour Milk somehow did worse 5v5, losing by 20 as Zizzo destroyed them with a 13-1, ahead of aprix (11-4), Tripin (11-9), Spawnisen (9-8), and Lee (5-9).

                  Cres (11-10) was the only player above parity, as diakka (6-10), Izor (4-10), Rab (7-10), and Thugs (3-10) all negged.
                  yeah sort of hard to care when idiotic rules force a team to play 4vs5 in a playoff game especially when your 5 star player gets changed to a 6 star during the last week of the season. great stuff.
                  1:Rasaq> i scrub really hard with toilet paper so little pieces of it get stuck to my anus hair and then later on when im watching tv i like to pull them out slowly because it feels pretty good

                  1:Mutalisk> heard that n1111ga okyo got some DSLs

                  Paradise> No names but there's actually a black man in the arena right now.

                  Jones> MAAAAN1111GA UCHIHA

                  Paradise> NO NAMES. NOT A SINGLE NAME.....but 3/6 of the players on Force are of a certain descent. I will not go any further.

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                  • #10
                    TWDT-J, TWDT-B, and Hot of the Week are now up.
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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Dreamwin View Post
                      It was 45-41 for kamikaze when geisha/jamal and myself got us back even and ahead. It was 49-46 to kusoge when dele knocked first geisha and soon after me out. JAMAL clutched doublekill on 49-48 and that won us the game 50-49.
                      Originally posted by bwp
                      You missed out the crucial part that there were less than 10secs on the clock when dele had to rush jamal to equalize
                      Thank you for the corrections, got lost in the excitement of the match and had trouble remembering the sequence of events!

                      Fixed.
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                      • #12
                        if there was a TWDT for terrible puns, you would be all-time ever-crown champ for the use of "rep air"

                        like i'm probably going to lose sleep tonight over how lame that pun was :P
                        The Phase > what version of ssc are you guys running?
                        Criminal> idk whatever was on the first google result for "piece of shit spaceship game from 96 free download"


                        Originally posted by Leland
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