Yo dudes

[ZeUs!!]

I saw red once and went on a rampage, regardless of who's team the people I was shooting was on or whether I'd been shot. There's a reason why we're mascots isn't there JeromeeventhoughyournamesAndy?

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Zeus you go to the dealta force one? It hurts so much when i got shot. You know those paint granades you can buy and smoke granades i got some of them at home. Also i lit one on accident on the car on th way home, it exploded on the motorway and made local news , Sit down zeus.

[Jerome Scuggs]

look man, andy was taken what other name would I have chosen, ZeusIIeventhoughthere'saZeUs!andaZeUs!!!

[Jerome Scuggs]

oh and By the way, renee stabbed me with a pen in my hand and kitty clawed my nipple


this is now a "general jerome pain threaD" so you can all laugh at my misfortunes

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i had a hamster it was the coolest thing ever it lived for three years. it was the sexiest thing ever. It would climb up the bars not using the stairs to the third floor cause it was superHamster. Id also set little food hunts by hiding food under logs and stuff. AND he had this ball which he would roll in around the house. Then i got him a go kart and he was super fast. He was all fluffy

[ZeUs!!]

look man, andy was taken what other name would I have chosen, ZeusIIeventhoughthere'saZeUs!andaZeUs!!!

Yeah that first one was me, forgot the password

[Jerome Scuggs]

i meant zeus!! i hope you DIE

[colony]

Kicked in the balls twice in a row.

gG

[Jerome Scuggs]

Hit in the nuts once, but filmed and distrubuted on the internet.

http://www.mechanized.us/publicfiles...wns_jerome.ASF

for reference, my last name is "snow" which is why everyone says "NO SNOW BABIES"

[Mr. Peanuts]

OMG Zeus just reminded me, I play at frontline paintball up here in sunny southport and in the last round in a public game, you cannot get out for five minutes. (If you get shot, you walk back to the starting marker and then run out again.)

Some fat wanker on my team made a really large run on his own and when he realised no one was runnign with him, he gave up and ran straight back towards our end. Unfortunately for him I didnt see him make his heroic break-away and when he was coming back I shot him so badly in the torso and the nether-region that he was sick and went to the safe-zone and sat out for the rest of the last game. (I kept shooting him even when he was just a few feet away from me.)

My friend had to wipe the paint off him as well and he called me a stupid prick.

Besides, he deserved it seeing as he kicked me out of some cover in an earlier convoy game which got me shot.

Hah.

[ZeUs!!]

Zeus you go to the dealta force one? It hurts so much when i got shot. You know those paint granades you can buy and smoke granades i got some of them at home. Also i lit one on accident on the car on th way home, it exploded on the motorway and made local news , Sit down zeus.

I go where they freeze the paintballs (no, really) fucker

[Jerome Scuggs]

I go where we use real paintbull guns.

With bullets.

Automatic.

[ZeUs!!]

I'm the cheif recruitment officer for the Taliban in the East London area

[Hero*]

Can you recruit me?

[Jerome Scuggs]

I'm osama bin laden. Zeus, go suicide yourself right the fuck now