Funny logs

[Jeansi]

C 5:ZeUs!!> im so sexually frustrated i could fuck a hamster
C 5:ZeUs!!> why the fuck would i want to jizz on a hamster?

C 4:ZeUs!!> OMG OMG OMG I SAID SOMETHING FUNNY ON MANTRA'S CHAT

C 1:ZeUs!!> for some reason my mum decided we would have wine with our dinner (yeah im home for the weekend) so ive eaten my dinner and noticed ive got a glass of wine left
C 1:ZeUs!!> so the choice is: 1) sit here and make polite conversation with my mum or 2) neck the wine and run
C 1:ZeUs!!> if im drunk on one glass of wine i need help

C 1:ZeUs!!> ive necked a glass of red wine so im just waitnig to type in the wrong chat

searching for zeus!!> in my logs is always guaranteed good times.

[Hero*]

C 5:ZeUs!!> im so sexually frustrated i could fuck a hamster
C 5:ZeUs!!> why the fuck would i want to jizz on a hamster?

C 4:ZeUs!!> OMG OMG OMG I SAID SOMETHING FUNNY ON MANTRA'S CHAT

C 1:ZeUs!!> for some reason my mum decided we would have wine with our dinner (yeah im home for the weekend) so ive eaten my dinner and noticed ive got a glass of wine left
C 1:ZeUs!!> so the choice is: 1) sit here and make polite conversation with my mum or 2) neck the wine and run
C 1:ZeUs!!> if im drunk on one glass of wine i need help

C 1:ZeUs!!> ive necked a glass of red wine so im just waitnig to type in the wrong chat

searching for zeus!!> in my logs is always guaranteed good times.

hahaha! i should get on one of his chats

[ZeUs!!]

[20:06:08] subspacer@gm: sigh a-s is the weirdest squad ever
[20:06:22] subspacer@gm: like ok we were bding, and evertyone is
typing
[20:06:34] subspacer@gm: and i say "ffs"...my first time typing in the
game
[20:06:41] subspacer@gm: and everyone gets on my nuts
[20:06:47] The Messiah : understandable
[20:06:49] subspacer@gm: like WTF JEROME STFU OMG STFU JEROME I CANT
CONCENTRATE
[20:07:05] The Messiah : i would
[20:07:11] subspacer@gm: keep in mind, everyone else has used every
acronym imaginable like 12 times up to that point

[Jerome Scuggs]

subspacer@gmail is <-the jerome.

anyways most of my quotes from jerownage.txt are waaaay off limits and would get me banned. so the whole thing is at

http://mechanized.us/jerownage.txt

half of 'em some of you guys wouldn't get maybe (inside jokes etc.) but hey.

for reference, benno/musashi/ninety9/"9" are all the same underappreciated asian.

sigh i need to log MSN convo's, zeus = a goldmine of british funny

[ZeUs!!]

I've got every single conversation I've ever been in right here on my pooter. I've also got MSN plus and a whole shitload of spyware I can't get rid of

[Xog]

and a whole shitload of spyware I can't get rid of

haha

[Xog]

(Cig Smoke)>MEGAMAN69 TOLD ME TO SPAM TO MAKE SURE UR ALL AWAKE AND ALIVE THX THATS ALL <3 GO WHITEY!
(Cig Smoke)>MEGAMAN69 TOLD ME TO SPAM TO MAKE SURE UR ALL AWAKE AND ALIVE THX THATS ALL <3 GO WHITEY!
(Cig Smoke)>MEGAMAN69 TOLD ME TO SPAM TO MAKE SURE UR ALL AWAKE AND ALIVE THX THATS ALL <3 GO WHITEY!
(Cig Smoke)>MEGAMAN69 TOLD ME TO SPAM TO MAKE SURE UR ALL AWAKE AND ALIVE THX THATS ALL <3 GO WHITEY!
(Cig Smoke)>MEGAMAN69 TOLD ME TO SPAM TO MAKE SURE UR ALL AWAKE AND ALIVE THX THATS ALL <3 GO WHITEY!
(Cig Smoke)>MEGAMAN69 TOLD ME TO SPAM TO MAKE SURE UR ALL AWAKE AND ALIVE THX THATS ALL <3 GO WHITEY!

[Xog]

ignite> Xog you are invited to join my official and popular tw chat!! ?chat=corvez
Xog> Sorry, I'm away right now. Please leave a message after this one.
ignite> LIAR
Xog> Sorry, I'm away right now. Please leave a message after this one.
ignite> U FUCKING LIAR UR NOT
Xog> Sorry, I'm away right now. Please leave a message after this one.
Ekko in for Myth with ship 8
ignite> STOP LYING
Xog> Sorry, I'm away right now. Please leave a message after this one.
ignite> STOP IT
Steelrose in for Myth with ship 8
ignite> STOP LYING
Xog> Sorry, I'm away right now. Please leave a message after this one.
ignite> NO
ignite> Xog you are invited to join my official and popular tw chat!! ?chat=corvez
Xog> ok try now
Xog in for distinct with ship 3
MatchBot3> You've been put in the game
Xog> Sorry, I'm away right now. Please leave a message after this one.
ignite> yp
Xog> Sorry, I'm away right now. Please leave a message after this one.
ignite> ur still afk
Xog> Sorry, I'm away right now. Please leave a message after this one.
ignite> stop being afk
Xog> Sorry, I'm away right now. Please leave a message after this one.
:ignite:sorry, did you say something
NOTICE: 5 minutes remaining.
(ignite)>yeah
:ignite:Sorry, I'm away right now. Please leave a message after this one.
(ignite)>you are invited
:ignite:Sorry, I'm away right now. Please leave a message after this one.
(ignite)>to my chat
(ignite)>its popular and officia
:ignite:Sorry, I'm away right now. Please leave a message after this one.
(ignite)>official
(ignite)>chat=corvez
:ignite:Sorry, I'm away right now. Please leave a message after this one.
(ignite)>LOLOLOL
:ignite:Sorry, I'm away right now. Please leave a message after this one.

[Xog]

(MatchBot1)>Omnigod is challenging you for a game of TWDD versus whiterabbits. Captains/assistants, ?go twdd and pm me with '!accept whiterabbits'
:#whiterabbits:hi
(Foe)>hi
(Cupboard)> hey hey
Next automated tournament is starting. Type ?go tourny to play
(Omnigod)>hi xog
(wadi <ZH>)>sup
(Heatha)> hi
(malladrin <ER>)> hey xog
(Rund)> wazaaaaa
(Revise)> h1
(Shayde)> X-0G!