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  • #16
    About 7:30 - 8:00 pm last night when Emiko came to the store to say hi. ^^
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    • #17
      Originally posted by DoTheFandango
      well, last night i didn't feel sexy, but I was hot because I was working on the best bong ever.
      You were working on a bong? Like you're making a bong?

      3:Mega Newbie> bam ashlee whats wrong taking nude pictures???
      3:Mega Newbie> its an art!!!!!!!!
      3:Mega Newbie> only jealous girls and gays dont like it!!

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      1:megaman89> WOW IF U WERE TRAPPED IN A FIRE I WOULD RUN AND SAVE U ASH
      1:Cape> then ud throw her back when she says she still isnt givin it up

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      tim> .?squad tim
      BAM__ Ashl> ?squad tim
      Squad: timo<3ashlee

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      MODERATOR WARNING: bam__ Ashlee is a sex machine -Mithrandia <ER>

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      • #18
        Yes. It is alot of work. Everything has to be airtight and stuff and you can't use flammable equipment or anything that gets really hot so there was alot of testing and then after a few test drives we had to stop because Ben passed out and I swallowed (or so I thought) a paintball.

        I have yet to poop it out.

        Edit: the red is the smoke path.
        Originally posted by Jeenyuss
        sometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.

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        • #19
          Originally posted by DoTheFandango
          Yes. It is alot of work. Everything has to be airtight and stuff and you can't use flammable equipment or anything that gets really hot so there was alot of testing and then after a few test drives we had to stop because Ben passed out and I swallowed (or so I thought) a paintball.

          I have yet to poop it out.

          Edit: the red is the smoke path.
          Why didn't you take the paint balls out before using the holdster thing?

          3:Mega Newbie> bam ashlee whats wrong taking nude pictures???
          3:Mega Newbie> its an art!!!!!!!!
          3:Mega Newbie> only jealous girls and gays dont like it!!

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          1:megaman89> WOW IF U WERE TRAPPED IN A FIRE I WOULD RUN AND SAVE U ASH
          1:Cape> then ud throw her back when she says she still isnt givin it up

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          tim> .?squad tim
          BAM__ Ashl> ?squad tim
          Squad: timo<3ashlee

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          MODERATOR WARNING: bam__ Ashlee is a sex machine -Mithrandia <ER>

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          • #20
            we did.

            I put one in my mouth to see what it tasted like and i don't remember spitting it out.

            again, I took about 20 hits from that bong.
            Originally posted by Jeenyuss
            sometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.

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            • #21
              Originally posted by DoTheFandango
              we did.

              I put one in my mouth to see what it tasted like and i don't remember spitting it out.

              again, I took about 20 hits from that bong.
              Aahaha, at least paintballs aren't lethal. Can they harm your stomach you think?

              3:Mega Newbie> bam ashlee whats wrong taking nude pictures???
              3:Mega Newbie> its an art!!!!!!!!
              3:Mega Newbie> only jealous girls and gays dont like it!!

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              1:megaman89> WOW IF U WERE TRAPPED IN A FIRE I WOULD RUN AND SAVE U ASH
              1:Cape> then ud throw her back when she says she still isnt givin it up

              -

              tim> .?squad tim
              BAM__ Ashl> ?squad tim
              Squad: timo<3ashlee

              -

              MODERATOR WARNING: bam__ Ashlee is a sex machine -Mithrandia <ER>

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              • #22
                listen we don't discuss illegal substances that make you feel temporarily hot/sexy here.

                i just took 3 mile jog and i must say i am feeling hot/sexy but i smell like ass.
                can we please have a moment for silence for those who died from black on black violence

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by Ilya
                  listen we don't discuss illegal substances that make you feel temporarily hot/sexy here.

                  i just took 3 mile jog and i must say i am feeling hot/sexy but i smell like ass.
                  Showers are hot/sexy and they make you smell like soap.

                  3:Mega Newbie> bam ashlee whats wrong taking nude pictures???
                  3:Mega Newbie> its an art!!!!!!!!
                  3:Mega Newbie> only jealous girls and gays dont like it!!

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                  1:megaman89> WOW IF U WERE TRAPPED IN A FIRE I WOULD RUN AND SAVE U ASH
                  1:Cape> then ud throw her back when she says she still isnt givin it up

                  -

                  tim> .?squad tim
                  BAM__ Ashl> ?squad tim
                  Squad: timo<3ashlee

                  -

                  MODERATOR WARNING: bam__ Ashlee is a sex machine -Mithrandia <ER>

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                  • #24
                    I don't think I swallowed the paintball because I just took a huge dump (i feel really sexy after that though) and nothing was there.

                    so I think I either dreamed it or spit it out without remembering.
                    Originally posted by Jeenyuss
                    sometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by DoTheFandango
                      I don't think I swallowed the paintball because I just took a huge dump (i feel really sexy after that though) and nothing was there.

                      so I think I either dreamed it or spit it out without remembering.
                      Looool

                      When you're tired or high or drunk you can do a lot of things without remembering (that aren't really hot/sexy.)

                      3:Mega Newbie> bam ashlee whats wrong taking nude pictures???
                      3:Mega Newbie> its an art!!!!!!!!
                      3:Mega Newbie> only jealous girls and gays dont like it!!

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                      1:megaman89> WOW IF U WERE TRAPPED IN A FIRE I WOULD RUN AND SAVE U ASH
                      1:Cape> then ud throw her back when she says she still isnt givin it up

                      -

                      tim> .?squad tim
                      BAM__ Ashl> ?squad tim
                      Squad: timo<3ashlee

                      -

                      MODERATOR WARNING: bam__ Ashlee is a sex machine -Mithrandia <ER>

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                      • #26
                        Last night when I found a picture of IlyaZ on my computer

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                        • #27
                          Last night/this morning from 12:30 to 2:30
                          5:royst> i was junior athlete of the year in my school! then i got a girlfriend
                          5:the_paul> calculus is not a girlfriend
                          5:royst> i wish it was calculus

                          1:royst> did you all gangbang my gf or something

                          1:fermata> why dont you get money fuck bitches instead

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by Fit of Rage
                            Last night/this morning from 12:30 to 2:30
                            I know why!

                            He was jerking off thinking about me :wub:
                            My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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                            • #29
                              That's not a good thing if it took him that long to get one off.
                              The song doesn't make your hands clap,
                              The hand claps make the song

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by Liquid Blue
                                I know why!

                                He was jerking off thinking about me :wub:
                                Depressing, isn't it?
                                5:royst> i was junior athlete of the year in my school! then i got a girlfriend
                                5:the_paul> calculus is not a girlfriend
                                5:royst> i wish it was calculus

                                1:royst> did you all gangbang my gf or something

                                1:fermata> why dont you get money fuck bitches instead

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