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  • if god came down and smited everyone

    that had a bam_ashlee quote in their signature, man all of you guys would be fucked
    5:gen> man
    5:gen> i didn't know shade's child fucked bluednady

  • #2
    It's the new forum fad.

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    • #3
      If God came down and smited everyone with a signature then we'd become really good friends facetious
      Originally posted by Facetious
      edit: (Money just PMed me his address so I can go to Houston and fight him)

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      • #4
        Yeah.
        __________________
        3:bam__Ashlee> sex is good and cum tastes great!! i choke on meat if u know what i mean

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        • #5
          I chose to be different, but still the same.
          Maybe God was the first suicide bomber and the Big Bang was his moment of Glory.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Facetious
            edit: (Money just PMed me his address so I can go to Houston and fight him)

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            • #7
              i've seen the light...

              let the light shhhhhhhiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeee

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              • #8
                I dunno, I'd think I'd jack off.
                My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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                • #9
                  Duh facetious, you're cooler when you have a quote about a female spilling water on their white t-shirts in your sig

                  right?

                  right?
                  NOSTALGIA IN THE WORST FASHION

                  internet de la jerome

                  because the internet | hazardous

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                  • #10
                    id rather quote you about spilling water on your white t-shirt jerome
                    5:gen> man
                    5:gen> i didn't know shade's child fucked bluednady

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                    • #11
                      i'd rather quote you about spilling water on the ground and then cleaning it with white t-shirt rags, face
                      Originally posted by turmio
                      jeenyuss seemingly without reason if he didn't have clean flours in his bag.
                      Originally posted by grand
                      I've been afk eating an apple and watching the late night news...

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                      • #12
                        i've never met this bam_ashlee person you speak of in game. but that can be attributed to my seldom playing.
                        thread killer

                        Also who changed to pw to Squadless, how am I supposed to fly the banner of sucking at the game

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                        • #13
                          This thread is gonna make it cool to change your sig so it doesn't have an ashlee quote in it anymore.
                          Originally posted by Tone
                          Women who smoke cigarettes are sexy, not repulsive. It depends on the number smoked. less is better

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                          • #14
                            That was the cool idea before, so no harm done.
                            My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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                            • #15
                              Smited? Smate? Smote?

                              Smote sounds best.
                              5:royst> i was junior athlete of the year in my school! then i got a girlfriend
                              5:the_paul> calculus is not a girlfriend
                              5:royst> i wish it was calculus

                              1:royst> did you all gangbang my gf or something

                              1:fermata> why dont you get money fuck bitches instead

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