Haikus only

[Ignominy]

r haiku=wtf
why thread on haiku exist
lol at haiku irl

You are just jealous
you luck your way to seven
but not to five too.

[Sleuth]

r haiku=wtf
why thread on haiku exist
lol at haiku irl

[PH]

This clownshoe named Gran
Is just asking to be stabbed
In the face, like so

[gran guerrero]

At some times I wish
your name, meaning pure hatred,
was just an "f" sound.

Once his name was that
He wished it to be Lola
Too bad so sad Biff

[Ignominy]

ph

At some times I wish
your name, meaning pure hatred,
was just an "f" sound.

[PH]

Gargling the jizz
Of seventeen well hung men
Life is fantastic

[Ignominy]

Holy shit broly,
that's seriously emo.
Hope it was a joke.

[Sleuth]

i r dislike hairku
dem poems r not liking
why haiku r exist irl

[Broly]

heart crumbled away
scream day after day
my own heart killed me

[Ignominy]

You know, if you do
this long enough, you will start
thinking in haikus.

[Mr. Peanuts]

Were you pausing the argument with the pizza delivery boy about giving him a tip and rushing back to your computer to give everyone an update on how it was going in haiku form?

yes. yes i was

[Jeenyuss]

I am content now,
The tiny seed has flowered.
Turkey on rye bread.

[Hakaku]

Why do I bother
Posting in this bizzare thread
This is quite useless

Anyway, today
I have nothing more to say
Yeah, down by the bay

[NaiLed]

tonight, a party
but i don't know the way there
what should i do now?

friend gave me a lift
great fun, saw lots of mates there
work tomorrow, though

[Twerp]

hey guys
what's going on
hmmm?

How can a small
four letter word possibly
Have five syllabes?