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why is anyone posting, galleleo one it and he posted first. everyone stop posting galleleo wins.Originally posted by turmioOriginally posted by grandComment
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"How am I gonna explain this to the insurance company?"Originally posted by ToneOriginally posted by the_paulOriginally posted by Material GirlComment
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"gg n00b"Thousands of candles can be lit from a single candle, and the life of the candle will not be shortened. Happiness never decreases by being shared.
-BuddhaComment
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"... and this fucking idiot was wandering around in the road, carrying some sign that said "TelCat". I immediately swerved to hit it."5:royst> i was junior athlete of the year in my school! then i got a girlfriend
5:the_paul> calculus is not a girlfriend
5:royst> i wish it was calculus
1:royst> did you all gangbang my gf or something
1:fermata> why dont you get money fuck bitches insteadComment
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hehOriginally posted by phata$$ View PostReinstate Sarien
ph> AND THEN ME AND THE PLOINKIES WILL HEAD DOWN TO THE LOCAL CRUFFER FOR TEA AND WONKETS
Hal Wilker> Need I look recall the statement? And Suh.. control ya ho
"no, it's Monday, which of course means it's ethnic day, so ill be going with Rosalita"Comment
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"I'm gonna beat Gordons ass!"Comment
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"brakes are left pedal, right?"help: (how do i shot) (Public 0): how do i travel diagonally? i only have up, down, left and right keys.
4:PinkSTAR <ER>> ask DP he knows me inside and outComment
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Car versus Goddess; the outcome2:puker> gilder is any band bigger than metallica in your country
2:gilder> if artist count, madonna, cause he was in finland once
2:puker> he
2:puker> maledonna
2:Sika> whats metallicaComment
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I'M IN UR SUIT
WRECKIN UR CARZComment
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the slingshot only works in movies. shake 'n bake.offline during quicksand's victory in twld which made us the first squad to have an undefeated TWL season while winning every game 4v5.Comment
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:fear: Forgot to wear my contactssigpic
All good things must come to an end.Comment
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australian street creds arent worth shit over here!Comment
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Where the fuck is my Slipknot album?Comment
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winOriginally posted by H I M View Post1: hed> does aquatiq go to your school
1: oar> yeah
1: hed> go talk to her and be like "baby, lemme get those digits"
1: hed> and after dinner
1: hed> "howbout you unban apt"
7: flared> so me and my friends talked shit back to him
7: flared> THEN we find out he's in the crips
3: oar> do you like strawberry shortcake?
3: Nimesh> my sis does
3: oar> http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...erry+shortcakeComment
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