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8:I Hate Cookies> a gota dágua foi quando falei q eu tinha 38 anos e estava apaixonado por uma garota, mas a família dela n deixava agente namorar
8:I Hate Cookies> aí quando todo mundo me apoiou falando q o amor supera tudo, falei q a garota tinha 12 anos
8:I Hate Cookies> aí todos mudaram repentinamente de opinião falando q eu era um pedófilo
8:AnImoL> esses amigos falsos
8:SCHOPE NORRIS> o amor supera tudo. da até pra esperar a puberdade
8:I Hate Cookies> sim... fiquei desiludido schope...
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Originally posted by T3l Ca7 View PostHoley sheet, I think there might be two or more octopus in the pool. Oh no, I don't want hundreds of baby octopus to be crawling on the pool floor.
IT'S A CLASSIC, DON'T TOUCH IT.Originally posted by Jeenyusssometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.
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We were at a party
His ear lobe fell in the deep
Someone reached in and grabbed it
It was a rock lobster
We were at the beach
Everybody had matching towels
Somebody went under a dock
And there they saw a rock
It wasn't a rock
It was a rock lobster
Motion in the ocean
His air hose broke
Lots of trouble
Lots of bubble
He was in a jam
S'in a giant clam
Down, down
Underneath the waves
Mermaids wavin'
Wavin' to mermen
Wavin' sea fans
Sea horses sailin'
Dolphins wailin'
Red snappers snappin'
Clam shells clappin'
Muscles flexin'
Flippers flippin'
Down, down
Let rock!
Boy's in bikinis
Girls in surfboards
Everybody's rockin'
Everybody's fruggin'
Twistin' 'round the fire
Havin' fun
Bakin' potatoes
Bakin' in the sun
Put on your noseguard
Put on the Lifeguard
Pass the tanning butter
Here comes a stingray
There goes a manta-ray
In walked a jelly fish
There goes a dog-fish
Chased by a cat-fish
In flew a sea robin
Watch out for that piranha
There goes a narwhale
HERE COMES A BIKINI WHALE!
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Originally posted by schope View PostTWLD Season 8 Champion: -FINAL-
TWLB Season 9 Champion: -FINAL-
Sika> go in, burst and portal out © everett 2006 all rights reserved
Cross> feel like masturbating after seeing everett in javbirt
1:LF> my gf gives bad head, how do i fix this 1:pinkSTAR> give head to another guy 1:LF> k ur ignored
4:moot> cintra thinks he's as good as ev now so he's decided not to talk in public like him
1:broly> winning this title is like having sex
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Because the bird thing has never been done before, right?
Tits, get it? Funny, right?
Since you don't actually go out on dates with guys or have an active social life, I'd like to think you would know which internet jokes are old and which aren't, before you post.My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.
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stupid threadTWLD Season 8 Champion: -FINAL-
TWLB Season 9 Champion: -FINAL-
Sika> go in, burst and portal out © everett 2006 all rights reserved
Cross> feel like masturbating after seeing everett in javbirt
1:LF> my gf gives bad head, how do i fix this 1:pinkSTAR> give head to another guy 1:LF> k ur ignored
4:moot> cintra thinks he's as good as ev now so he's decided not to talk in public like him
1:broly> winning this title is like having sex
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