bus stories

[kthx]

Just the University of Houston, I just rented an apartment about 20 miles away while working to go there. What the fuck does riding a bus and going to a big college have anything to do with one another.

[megaman89]

Only poor people ride the bus once they turn 16, so I haven't had to worry about it in over eight years. Public transportation is shitty and I would never use it.

you didn't go to a big college did you

[Vergilius]

on topic: the train conductor having sex while forgetting to turn off the microphone is a classic.. http://www.crazynfunny.com/tag/train-sex/ (you only need to listen, nothing nsfw to see)

[Barton]

i see...

[genocidal]

Your house's structure is made of brick - "walls" refers to interior walls. You get a pass though because you don't speak English over there.

[Barton]

yo soupero... they don't know brike walls over there :/

[genocidal]

kthx is poor and lives in a bungalow with walls made out of wood

gg faggot

What did your parents build your walls out of? Mud? Padding?

[DoTheFandango]

i'm white i don't ride a bus.

[Xog]

lol owned. way to make up shit xog

i didn't make it up i copied it :wub:

[raizin]

i am calling xog out.

http://www.fmylife.com/money/303220

.. it says kentuckY?

lol owned. way to make up shit xog

[Kid Kaos]

So I lived in Costa Rica for 4 months when I was 19. During this time I was working for Habitat for Humanity and would have to take the bus from San Jose, Costa Rica to Buneos Aries. The busses I took were always old, always shitty, and always had some sketchy looking Nicaraguan bums on it. Anyways, one day one of the drivers decided to take a short cut and take his POS bus on the freeway. Everything was fine at first, it was only for a few exits so I thought no big deal. Well we end up on this downsloap part of the freeway and this driver puts the peddle to the medal. I look out the window and we are screaming past all the taxis! IN A BUS! At this point im fucking scared, no seatbelts, crowded bus full of people, going more then 70 mph atleast... The bus starts to shake, then the shakre turn into a violent raddle and large buzzing noise then a loud BOOM!!! Once I hard the boom the bus starts to sway around lik eit lost something... I look out the back right side and the entire buses tranny is hanging out the back of the bus! This fucking bus driver blew out the fucking tranny! Lucky the driver managed to get the bus under control and onto the side of the freeway. I jumped out and decided to walk the rest of the two miles to work that day.

You think American Busses are bad? Try Third World Country busses.

kthx is poor and lives in a bungalow with walls made out of wood

gg faggot

[paradise!]

When I was in 6th grade our school bus driver was a pedophile. He'd pick us up really early so that we got to the school 30 minutes before we were supposed to. Then he'd come back and sit with whoever had a seat open. I was the last one on the bus, so it was usually me.

He also brought in a video camera and recorded people that were asleep. I have no idea as to what he did with the hours of footage he had of sleeping middle and high school students, and I'm not sure I want to know.

Also, he work at Subway in town, so whenever I went to Subway he gave me free cookies

Needless to say, he got fired towards the end of the year. I heard he's actually in a mental institution now - maybe he pleaded insanity.

As for your story Para, I told you that you should have lived on campus. The COTA buses are scary. My roomie and I got on one last year and ended up getting on the wrong one. The bus driver pulled over and yelled at us for 5 minutes because we just never got off the bus. Then when we did get off, he yelled at us again and actually chased us for a little while. I haven't been on a COTA bus since, lol.

hahahha, wow incredibly creepy by the bus driver, but still hilarious in a very odd way.

I like riding the bus because it's easy, and once you get a routine down, it's even more easy. I never really thought about it before, but you can basically get anywhere on the bus. I still love it, :wub:.

p.s. coincidentally, i'm bout to catch a bus in a few minutes .

p.p.s. stomp, where the hell have you been?

[Cops]

Not gonna argue, I wouldn't want to give up the right to drive either.