GET BIGGER MONEY!!!! Totally legal!!!!

[K2Grey]

Go to the Bank!
Take all your money out of your pockets!
Get Higher denomination bills changed to the Next Lower denomination!
Get any Dollar Bills changed to Quarters!
Get any Quarters changed to Dimes and Nickels!
Get any Dimes changed to Nickels!
Get any Nickels changed to Pennies!

You've got more Money! It weighs more! It takes up more space! It's Bigger Money!

Get back in line and repeat the process until they're about to throw you out, or you have all Pennies!

Withdraw $10 from either a checking or savings account!
Go to another Bank!
Repeat the Process!

By the end of a week, you should either be banned from every bank in town or you will have a Hernia!

Next week: Writing Checks to Yourself for Pocket Change & Scientifically Proving Through Mathematics and Philosophy that Girls Don't Exist!

[Exotic]

they do exist all right.. but their evil

http://www.amazinghumor.com/girlsevil.shtml

[ÆNIMA]

give me your bank account number, and authorization to withdraw and deposit to it at any time, and i'll give you more money!

[Mr. Peanuts]

yeah, another tip is:

- Rob a bank;
- steal your friends money;
- sell your boday.