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    LOS OLIVOS, Calif., Nov. 19 — Authorities issued a warrant for Michael Jackson’s arrest on charges of molesting a child and asked the pop superstar Wednesday to turn himself in and surrender his passport. “Get over here and get checked in,” District Attorney Thomas W. Sneddon Jr. said at a news conference.
    My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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    Not the best way I could have used the pringles slogan, but it was the best I could think of ATM
    My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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    • #3
      lol, gimme more info

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      • #4
        If I find any more I'll let you know.
        My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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        • #5
          jackson allegedly touched another little 12-13 year old boy and he is pressing charges. an arrest warrant was put out and i'm not sure if they've arrested jackson yet but bail is going to be set in the millions somewhere (can't remember). how interesting

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          • #6
            Uh, didn't you get the memo? This is Arnold's plan to get California out of debt.

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            • #7
              Can he even pronounce the state that he governs clearly?

              EDIT:
              Originally posted by Wadi
              Check out the other in General Discussion. (Althought it's got the worst thread title ever)
              My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by genocidal
                bail is going to be set in the millions somewhere (can't remember). how interesting
                it's $3 million

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                • #9
                  Old
                  A man who desires nothing is invincible.

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                  • #10
                    i'd get touched by michael jackson if he settled it with a good few million.

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                    • #11
                      Did you hear Avid Merrion is releasing a single?
                      Originally posted by Facetious
                      edit: (Money just PMed me his address so I can go to Houston and fight him)

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                      • #12
                        Last edited by Stabwound; 11-21-2003, 12:49 PM.
                        sdg

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                        • #13
                          Michael Jackson is Rated R....
                          Sunshine...

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                          • #14
                            Haha!

                            RAC: B

                            He's the whitest black on the face of the planet.
                            jasonofabitch loves!!!!

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by ZeUs!!
                              Did you hear Avid Merrion is releasing a single?
                              yeah, i heard it on Bo 'Selecta last night

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