Assad Regime is Gone

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What's up Tikbakoko?
Can't call you Mutumbo anymore because rip Mutumbo....

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Peace is for pussies... We need more war...

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Dear Santa, please grant me membership on Westboro Baptist Church.

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Just wanted to share the good news with everybody. Our mujahideen bros finally got rid of the Baathist regime in Syria.

Allahu akbar
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