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[cubone]

I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you're fairly new to this game. If you would like a full picture and not just this isolated event, I suggest you look through forums and read some of Jessup's other posts over the past 20 years. You...

[cubone]

1/10 isn't just his mmr record. It's also the fraction of his braincells that are functional....

[cubone]

Not that it matters because LF clearly indicated you are lying, but as I said before, even if you played MMR on a different alias, it would become obvious pretty quickly. A whole team doesn't hunt you because of your name or bias, they hunt you because you're...

[cubone]

It's the same genius that claimed a trench wars law firm was DDoSing him...

[cubone]

I think we may have just discovered a long-lost language previously thought to have gone extinct....

[cubone]

I'd say you're playing 4D chess, but even without any form of alias checks, it would take all of 5 seconds for someone to figure out who you are once you start playing....

[cubone]

Thankfully you didn't continuously spam MMR arenas last night whining about being banned even after qan confirmed your ban

[cubone]

Why does it have to be this super inclusive thing where you have to adjust rules for the entire event because of a single person abusing them just so that "everyone can play"? Not to mention that multiple hosts have refused to host and players have...

[cubone]

So if I'm understanding your question correctly, you're asking why people are upset that they are forced to play with someone that refuses to team and runs out the clock thus making 30 people sit there and do nothing for 20 minutes while a single individual...

[cubone]

Considering you're a massive Karen in a 2D spaceship game, think we have a pretty good idea of how you behave.



Also done with MMR. ...

[cubone]

I was just at Trench Wars headquarters and saw a room labelled "People who support and sympathize with Jessup". I was curious to see who all was in there so I opened the door and saw this:

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[cubone]

There is a saying in Estonian that roughly translates to "dog poop on floor once, clean up, but dog poop on floor for 20 years in many house, dog stay outside forever"...

[cubone]

It's all one big conspiracy to convince Jessup that he/she is bad at this game even though everyone knows he/she is an excellent teamer and one of the best javs in the game. No matter how many people pile into this conspiracy, Jessup stands strong because...

[cubone]

How can it be my fault my team lost? I had more kills than someone else and obviously kills are the only thing that matters.

At this point, I have to assume that Jessup's functioning braincell operates much like his/her playstyle: just trying...

[cubone]

It's a pretty interesting strategy. Be toxic. Continue a playstyle that makes nobody want to play with you despite years and years of feedback telling you as much. Complain constantly about every single perceived injustice you've ever experienced. Constantly...