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    BLAST
    Starters: Racka, Turban, Spectacular, Lifter, Omega Red. STAR POWER 41. B+ RANKING
    Subs: Crazy canuck.

    The BREAKDOWN

    RACKA (9.5)
    AGGRESSIVE PLAYER, LIKES TO RUSH AND HAS GOOD AIM. EXPECT HIM TO PULL OFF SOME ABSOLUTELY NASTY SHOTS, MAKING YOU POUNDER WHY YOU EVEN EXISTED IN THE FIRST PLACE. OVERALL GREAT PLAYER, AND DESERVES HIS RANK.

    TURBAN (10)
    ENOUGH SAID, THIS NERD HAS GREAT AIM, AND DODGE. IF YOU MISS HIM (MOST LIKELY YOU WILL AND WILL BE SEVERELY PUNISHED FOR IT) BE WARNED, THIS 100 TIME JAVELIN TITLE WINNER WILL YOINK YOU.


    SPECTACULAR (7.5)
    DECENT JAV, KNOWS HOW TO TEAM, IF HE FINDS HIS RHYTHM HE WILL BE A GREAT ASSIST TO HIS OVERALL TEAM, BUT IF HE GETS CAUGHT TRYING TO 3V1 OR MAKE RETARDED MOVEMENTS, AND EARLY LOBS, COULD BREAK HIS TEAM.

    LIFTER (7) SAME BOAT AS SPECTACULAR

    OMEGA RED (7) SAME BOAT AS SPECTACULAR












    MORPH
    STARTERS: SAIYAN, RO, A2M, MAJOR CRISIS, BRAM STAR POWER 41. B+ RANKING
    SUBS: DUTCH BASER.
    THE BREAKDOWN

    SAIYAN (9.5)
    TEAM NAME: ??? SAIYAN MUST HATE MORPH MORE THEN CREATURE, WHICH IS NO SUPRISE AS BOTH OF THEM HAVE BEEN LETTING HIM DOWN FOR THE PAST COUPLE YEARS NOW! DONT UNDER PERFORM WHILE THIS VETERAN IS IN, OR HE WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU, SO ALWAYS TRYTO PLAY YOUR BEST (NEVER GO NEG) OR YOU WILL GET QUITE THE EAR FULL!
    ANYWAY, THIS NERD HAS BEEN PLAYING SUBSPACE SINCE THE COMPUTER WAS FIRST INVENTED, AND WITH ALL THAT TIME PLAYING A GAME, SPECIALLY AT A HIGH LEVEL, COMES LOTS OF SKILL, WHICH YOU WILL HAVE THE PLEASURE OF WATCHING, AS THIS GUY IS A BETTER VERSION OF LASENZA, ABLE TO PLAY IN MULTIPLE SHIPS AT HIGH LEVELS, AND JAVELIN IS NO EXCEPTION FOR THIS BEING WHO ONCE PUT BEERUS IN HIS PLACE!

    RO (9.0) BASICALLY, A BETTER VERSION OF KADO. CAN DO EVERYTHING HE COULD NOT.

    A2M (7.5) OVERALL SOLID PERFORMER, CAN TEAM, CAN AIM, CAN PLAY SMART, PERFECT MID TIER SUPPORT FOR ANY JAVELIN TEAM TO FILL A ROLE IN.

    MAJOR CRYSIS (7.5)
    ACTUAL SMART PLAYER, AND SOLID JAV WHEN HE ACTUALLY TRIES, AND DOESN'T SPEND MOST OF HIS TIME WHINING OR BRAGGING ABOUT HOW MUCH HE DOESNT PLAY THIS SHIP. IVE SEEN HIM IN SOME GAMES PERFORM AT A HIGH LEVEL VS HIGHER SKILLED PLAYERS, SO IF HE ACTUALLY STUCK WITH IT, AND HONED IN ON HIS CONFIDENT STYLE OF CASUAL PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE SMOOTH PLAY, HE COULD GIVE ALL THE 9'S A RUN FOR THEIR MONEY.

    BRAM (7.5) SMART PLAYER IN THE SAME BOAT AS A2M.









    POWER
    STARTERS: ZIDANE, VYS, ASELSAN, BANZI, HELLZNO! STAR POWER 41. B+ RANKING
    SUBS: MVP
    THE BREAKDOWN

    ZIDANE (10)

    ONE OF THE 4 WONDER JAVELIN NERDS LEFT IN THE WORLD STILL CURRENTLY PLAYING (EASE,TURBAN,ROUGH MAKE THE OTHERS)
    VERY SKILLED JAVELIN, NOT MANY CAN FACE HIM HEAD ON AND EXPECT TO LIVE TO SEE THE DAY. HE HAS WON MORE JAVELIN TITLES THEN MOST PEOPLE IN THIS ZONE HAVE HAD BABIES, AND HAS EVEN SURPASSED HIS GRANDPA PEERS ATLEAST TWOFOLD (AMPUTATE,FLUDD ECT...)
    EXPECT HIM TO COME OUT BLASTING YOU... TON OF TALENT, INSANE SKILL CAP FOR THE PAST DECADE WITH NO DECLINE.

    VYS (9.0)
    WHEN VSING VYS IF YOU HAVE ANY SORT OF DECENT SKILL LEVEL, EITHER ONE OR TWO THINGS WILL HAPPEN. YOU WILL EITHER (A) LURE HIM TO THE REST OF YOUR TEAM TO FINISH HIM OFF EFFORTLESSLY, OR (B) GET ABSOLUTLEY JUKE BLASTED, AND HUNTED DOWN FOR BEING A LOW STAR. I EXPERIENCED THE FORMER LAST TWDTJ SEASON WHERE I WAS FEARING FOR PLAYERS LIKE ZEEBU,YOJIMBOS, LIFE. OVERALL SOLID JAVELIN DEFINTLEY NOT AS GOOD AS VSING HIM IN WB, BUT HE CAN GENERALLY HOLD HIS OWN.

    ASELSAN (8.0) SOLID JAV, LOVE PLAYING WITH HIM, PRETTY RELIABLE, AND LIKEABLE DUDE. HAS POTENTIAL TO PLAY LIKE A 9, AND WHEN HE IS IN HIS ZONE, HE IS A FORCE TO BE RECKON WITH.

    BANZI (7.0) DECENT JAV WHEN HE HAS A SOLID TEAM, AND CAN HOLD HIS OWN IN MOST SITUATIONS. HAS GREAT VALUE AT THE 7 STAR TIER, AND CAN BEAT ALMOST ANYONE IN THE 7, AND 7.5 STAR TIER.

    JESSUP (7.0) PLAYED WELL IN POWERS 2018 LINEUP, EXPECT ZIDANE TO USE HER HERE AS A SOLID MID TIER SUPPORT.










    HOTTUB HOMEBOYS STAR POWER 40.5 B- RANKING
    STARTERS: STAYON, ZIZU, MOUSERAT, PARADISE, IRON SURVIVOR
    SUBS: CREATURE (WARNING - THIS BEING HAS BEEN CERTIFIED TRASH BY THE GREAT SAIYANMAN

    THE BREAKDOWN
    STAYON
    (9.5)
    WHEN HE IS NOT TROLLING YOU ON SQUADS LIKE PALADIN, HE IS RAMPAGING AWAY LIKE A MAD MAN, BLASTING AND MAKING YOU HIS PLAY THING FOR AN AFTERNOON SNACK. FORMELY MEGAMAN'S RIGHT HAND MAN (CAPE WAS HIS LEFT NUT) HE SPENDS HIS POST DICE RETIREMENT, DESTROYING PEOPLE AT NEARLY THE SAME HIGH LEVEL AS HE WAS ALL THOSE YEARS AGO. THIS MAN IS VERY SNEAKY, AND HAS A MATRIX STYLE DODGING ABILITY. IF YOU ARE PLANNING TO TAKE HIM OUT, BRING A FRIEND OR THREE.

    ZIZU (8) DECENT EURO YOU WOULD PICK UP FOR A QUICKIE BECAUSE THAT'S HOW HE PERFORMS, EITHER HE IS BLOWING YOU UP, OR YOU ARE!


    MOUSERAT (7.5)
    AS ANNOYING AS THIS FAGGOT IS SOMETIMES, HE CAN ACTUALLY BE A PRETTY DECENT JAV, WITH HIGH I.Q. SMART PLAYS, GOOD ENERGY MANGEMENT, DODGING, AND TEAMWORK. EXPECT HIM TO BE A MAJOR THREAT IF YOU AREN'T TRY HARDING VS HIM 100% OF THE TIME.

    PARADISE (8.5)
    SAME AS ABOVE EXCEPT HAS HALF THE I.Q SO MINIMAL EFFORT NEEDED TO SNOOZEFEST ON OVER HIM (WHO DID HE PAY TO START IN DICE TWLJ GAMES???).

    ZAPATA (7)
    OKISH JAV FOR BEING A COMPLETE WB. IF HE HAS A SOLID TEAM SUPPORTING HIM, THEN HE WILL CLEAN UP THE LEFTOVERS.











    THUNDER STAR POWER 40 B+ RANKING

    STARTERS: KESS, MORPH, GEIO, BEAST, OGRON
    SUBS: 10STAR EASE WHEN SHIT HITS THE FAN.
    THE BREAKDOWN

    KESS (9.0)
    DICE VETERAN, GOES HARD IN JAV, EXPECT HIM TO DUNK ON SOME OREOS (PARADISEXMOUSERAT)

    MORPH (9.0) HAS VERY SMALL, AND NIMBLE HANDS, ABLE TO DODGE WATER. EXPECT HIM TO FORM THE NEW SMASH BROS DUO WITH KESS

    GEIO (7.5) CAN PUT UP SOME GOOD PERFORMANCE IF HE GETS IN HIS GROVE, BUT YOU BETTER CALL KOBE IN ADVANCE JUST IN CASE HE DOESN'T SHOW UP.

    BEAST (7.0) NICKNAMED "THE 7 AND 7.5 STAR KILLER" VOTED BY STAYON, AND TURBAN OF LAST YEARS FORBES PANEL AS THE BEST 7STAR JAVELIN IN THE ZONE, ENOUGH SAID.

    OGRON (7.5) MATH WIZARD BOY GENIUS JIMMY NEUTRON ENOUGH SAID...









    KOBE F RATING
    STARTERS: BEST, CAPE ??????
    .....????? WHERES YOUR TEAM?LET ME GO DROP A TURD BECAUSE THIS IS LOOKING MIGHTY DOOKIE










    PADDINGTON 2 STAR POWER 41 C+ RANKING
    STARTERS: TINY, ARDOUR, KIM, SKAT, BEAM
    SUBS: ZIZZO
    THE BREAKDOWN

    DECENT LINEUP, NOTHING MORE, NOTHING LESS TO SAY.











    Piwirfil Fingirmin
    STARTERS: UPRISE, ROIWERK, BACON ?????

    ALMOST A FULL TEAM, BUT NEEDINGTWO MORE JAVELINS TO COMPETE WITH THE MAJORITY OF TEAMS SO THIS IS A SOLID D RANKING FOR NOW.









    Funk STAR POWER 41 B+ RANKING
    STARTERS: ROUGH, MEAN GENE, LOCKDOWN, JACK, HEAVEN
    SUBS: COMMODO
    THE BREAKDOWN

    ROUGH(10)
    IS ONE OF THE OLDEST JAVELIN WONDERS STILL KICKING, AND PLAYING WELL INSPITE OF HIS DOUBLE RETIREMENT LIFE INSURANCE POLICY LOOMING EVER SO NEAR! EXPECT HIM TO PERFORM WELL, AND CARRY HIS TEAM TO VICTORY WITH HIS TRUSTY OXYGEN MASK BY HIS BEDSIDE.

    MEAN GENE (8.5) DECENT JAV, A BIT RUSTY, BUT IF HE PLAYS MORE, THEN HE CAN GET BACK TO HIS FLUID DODGE, AND WAITING TILL ENEMY FIRES BEFORE HE CHASES YOU SKILL.

    LOCKDOWN (8) DECENT JAV IN HIS OWN RIGHT, COMPARABLE TO VYS A WOULD BE MASTER WB WHO HAS POTENTIAL TO UPSET AND PERFORM IN SHIP 2 JUST AS MUCH.

    JACK (7.0) DECENT SUPPORT WHEN PAIRED WITH STRONG PLAYERS

    HEAVEN (7.5) SAME AS ABOVE.








    TERRORIST STAR POWER RANKING 41 B+ RANKING
    STARTERS: DREAMWIN, KADO, MAKETSO, RABBIT, PAKY DUDE
    SUBS: RASAQ
    THE BREAKDOWN


    DREAMWIN(9.5)
    IS A PRETTY GOOD PLAYER, NOT AS GOOD AS THE MOST ELITE JAVS, BUT HE CAN HOLD IS OWN, AND PLAY SMART TO LEAD HIS TEAM TO VICTORY WHEN NEEDED

    KADO (8.5) DECENT JAV WHEN HE IS IN HIS ZONE POTENTIAL TO BE UNSTOPPABLE, BUT HE HAS TO FOCUS 100%

    MAKETSO (9)
    ANOTHER DICE RETIREE WHO USED TO BE DEVASTATING, NOT SO MUCH NOW BUT COULD BE NEAR HIS PEEK IF HE PLAYED, AND PRACTICED MORE TO UNRUST FULLY.

    RABBIT (7.0) DECENT SUPPORT IF HE HAS A STRONG TEAM

    PAKY DUDE (7.0) SAME AS ABOVE.
















    Last edited by Beast; 09-11-2021, 11:08 AM.
    2018 TWDT Champion 2019 TWLD Final 4 2019 TWDTJ Semi finalist 2019 2x TWDTD Finalist 2020 TW Forum Mafia Game champion

  • #2
    A+ Review, I feel bad for the last two teams my man, that was savage 😂

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    • #3
      Why you shouting
      ranked #2 in ogrons signature of: TWL's most irrelevant nobodies pubtrash bozos with 0 titles.

      TWLD Season 19 #70th Best Warbird
      TWLB Season 19 #56th Best Spider

      TW Greatest no-shipper 2002 - Present

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      • #4
        You are absolutely out of ur fkn mind if you think racka is a 9.5 rushing jav, little man. You just absolutely pissed me off man congratulations. You Think That cross eyed dork has great aim eh? Are you fuckin blind bud? Opent ur eyes man he doesnt do shit but play hz, bully, and talk about guys muscles.
        4:BigKing> xD
        4:Best> i'm leaving chat
        4:BigKing> what did i do???
        4:Best> told you repeatedly you cannot use that emoji anymore
        4:BigKing> ???? why though
        4:Best> you're 6'4 and black...you can't use emojis like that
        4:BigKing> xD

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        • #5
          Originally posted by paradise! View Post
          You are absolutely out of ur fkn mind if you think racka is a 9.5 rushing jav, little man. You just absolutely pissed me off man congratulations. You Think That cross eyed dork has great aim eh? Are you fuckin blind bud? Opent ur eyes man he doesnt do shit but play hz, bully, and talk about guys muscles.
          loooooooool
          7:Amnesti <TW>> racka is nestled in Candlekeep. hes nestled atop the cliffs that rise from the sword-coast.
          Amnesti> but i guess i havent tried so much yet, im only 19. when im 20+ i will on purpose make myself look as good as i can, and go to places where girls are
          1:Sika> "ezor" is #1

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