Oh, the Irony

[Blanke]

Post your own clever ironies.

What if there were a god, and he were a gorilla or a monkey of some sort, and the Bible were true to the point that we were made in his image.

[Zabuza]

Or maybe both?

[Theif of Time]

Not particularly ironic, but funny, nevertheless.
See if you can spot what this guy is missing:

"One of the most basic laws in the universe is the Second Law of Thermodynamics. This states that as time goes by, entropy in an environment will increase. Evolution argues differently against a law that is accepted EVERYWHERE BY EVERYONE. Evolution says that we started out simple, and over time became more complex. That just isn't possible: UNLESS there is a giant outside source of energy supplying the Earth with huge amounts of energy. If there were such a source, scientists would certainly know about it.

[Bioture]

I took this from a friend's facebook profile just now. Try and count the ironies:

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I'm a comp sci major who hates computers. I mean, I really just...yeah. They SUCK. I love kittens, cats, and other small furry critters, and my hair is an ever-changing mixture of one dye or another. Right now it's just black with bleached streaks (April 05), and before that it was purple and blue (July-September 04). I had killed my hair pretty badly by bleaching it about 15 times…now that it’s shorter and has grown out a lot, it is a lot healthier. The plentifully moronic citizens of this wonderful country have an annoying habit of asking if they're in the wrong bathroom when they walk into a public restroom and see me standing there - and no, they're not being mean, they're just sorta...retarded. And by sorta, I mean EXTREMELY. Oh yeah, and I'm straight. I am 21 but have only had 3 girlfriends. I used to be very shy. And hideous. I was like the hideous shy beast that beautiful people kicked in the face for fun. But now I look like a girl. Which, you know, is pretty neat. Whatever.

The four gods of music are Brian Molko, David Bowie, Robert Smith, and Morrissey. If you disagree, I will fight you. Sorry.

Reality television is a sin. If you disagree, I will politely agree to disagree, but if you try to argue with me, I will fight you. With a bat. A really big one. And I'm not sorry about it, either.

It irritates me when people put sound on their websites, whether it be an online profile or their personal site, or whatever. It is a pain in the ass, and it makes me sad in my special place. Seriously. If I wanted to hear your shitty music by some hardcore indie emo local band that is just some kid simultaneously crying and screaming into a five dollar mic, I would drive to your town and then kill myself for being such a tool.

What also bothers me is people who lord their credentials, their knowledge, their skills, their charm or their good looks, over those who are lesser than them in that particular field. As if establishing their dominance in the fields of knowledge or charm proves that they are superior human beings. I hate this way of thinking; it's fine to be proud of your achievements, it's perfectly okay to mention them, but as soon as you cross the line into petty competitive smugness and arrogance, I will make you my bitch. The most incredible people I have ever met were the ones with great talent, great gifts, and still treated you as an equal even though you were a total stranger. If you are like this, I will worship you.

I pretty much always refuse to discuss politics and religion with anyone, because I believe it is uncouth and uncivilized to discuss those topics - you never know who you are going to offend, and they are topics that everyone clings to with unmatched obstinance. It is an exercise in futility, and I hate futility and the fact that patriotism (a flimsy facade for nationalism) and religion are the two top causes which have championed murder in human history.

Most of my jewelry is metal and stoneless and I love thrift-shopping for clothes. Most of my clothes are black and this makes me sad, I am on a mission to add more color to my wardrobe. This is hard because I am extremely picky. I bought 300 dollars worth of sewing equipment recently, and have just started making and modifying my own clothes. It makes me almost as happy as Natalie. ALMOST. Feel free to talk to me about anything you want; I am still pretty shy and am easily embarrassed but I will always respond anyway! Unless I forget about you.

I am applying to graduate schools this fall. Oh, god.

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[Zabuza]

Not particularly ironic, but funny, nevertheless.
See if you can spot what this guy is missing:

maybe that....

theres a giant thing called... umm, forgot name, umm.. the sun?

[Liquid Blue]

http://media.putfile.com/Who-is-Leroy-Jenkins

I find it ironic that such a stupid thing winds up on Jeporday

EDIT: Mercedes commercial showing off sophisticated radar braking system ends up in a 3 car pile up.

http://www.askaprice.com/torque-arti...ation&item=669

[Zabuza]

Where heros like Leeroy Jenkins do battle? rofl!

[Ephemeral]

Churches with lightning rod on the steeple.

[genocidal]

I stopped reading that post, Bioture, when he put David Bowie in the same sentence with the Brian Molko and Robert Smith.

[Ephemeral]

Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't.

[Blanke]

Churches with lightning rod on the steeple.

hahahaha.
I looked at it, didn't quite understand, read on, scrolled back up, then understood it. How nice indeed.

[Theif of Time]

Churches with lightning rod on the steeple.

Some evangelist priest recently got electrocuted whilst baptising someone.
He had his hand dipped in holy water and reached for the mic.... ouch.

It was a really stupid thing to do. Stupid and sad, because I think he died from it.

[Blanke]

Did God have a "hand" in it?

Oh how i crack myself up.

Edit:Zabuza's thread "holy shit" in the forum "useless crap"