People tryin to get between me and gf

[Money]

the only solution is to beat the shit out of him, badly

or get rid of her b4 she gets rid of you for not believeing you 80% of the time she will want you back but not always, at least u wont look like a fool getting dumped LOL

good you took my advice

and mine it would appear, gj was the best thing to do

[Facetious]

EDIT: I just broke up with her, so nevermind.

good you took my advice

[Bioture]

you need to man up and handle his business for him.

[Money]

the only solution is to beat the shit out of him, badly

or get rid of her b4 she gets rid of you for not believeing you 80% of the time she will want you back but not always, at least u wont look like a fool getting dumped LOL

[AFPilot]

You and your friends will grow out of it

[Squeezer]

Put on Neo-Nazi boots and stomp all of their faces in.

[Ignominy]

If you get to know a cute girl and she has a best friend hanging around her all the time, he's in love with her but is too much a coward to tell her.
You have to get rid of him before you start something with her because she will trust him, but she doesn't know he is a manipulative jealous pussy.
Only those dirty backstabbing snails are sad enough to become the bitch of a girl.
Now you'll know better next time.

well put zerz

[Cylor]

I say you take a gun to school and show her you mean business.

[royCE]

just wait for the alarm clock...

[Zerzera]

If you get to know a cute girl and she has a best friend hanging around her all the time, he's in love with her but is too much a coward to tell her.
You have to get rid of him before you start something with her because she will trust him, but she doesn't know he is a manipulative jealous pussy.
Only those dirty backstabbing snails are sad enough to become the bitch of a girl.
Now you'll know better next time.

[ConcreteSchlyrd]

Pearl Jam, this thread begs for a "back when the internet was teeming with loose sluts"-type response.

[cowPope]

yeah i'm asking you guys cause my friends irl haven't had a gf yet.

apparently my girl's closest friends are trying to break us up by telling her the same story. some good coordination was involved because like 4 people told her the same story at different times.

lame story but: they're telling her that i was yelling at one of them about staying away from her and not to talk to her and such and such cause he was trying to get on her.

this kid is ugly as fuck i am not worried about it, why she doesn't believe me i don't know. but what the hell do i do when so many people are giving her the same bs. (she's known them all her life and me for 3 months)

jokes are welcome but advice is preferable.

EDIT: I just broke up with her, so nevermind.