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[Pummel]

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: PAUL J
PAUL J: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hey Paul
You: I need some advice
PAUL J: how are you tonight
You: Kind of disturbed
PAUL J: ok
You: Well it all started this morning
PAUL J: how can I help you
You: I had a long passionate night with my wife, woke up.. went downstairs for my usual bowl of cereal.. and what do I see? my 12 year old son eating the last of the fruit loops
PAUL J: ok
You: So I reached into the knife drawer, and slaughtered him.....I knew I had made a horrible choice so I went upstairs to slaughter everyone else just incase they somehow found it.
PAUL J: I see
You: What do I do now? There's blood everywhere. The dog is lying on the floor in a pool of it
PAUL J: just relax
You: I tried using a swiffer sweeper..but it just didn't cut it.. Do you know of a better cleaning product for such things?
PAUL J: take you home phone call 911
PAUL J: I wish I know
You: This morning I mistook bleach for milk
PAUL J: but I don't watch CSI
You: And my face is fucked up bloody and swollen
You: I'm sorry for the language..it's been a bad day
PAUL J: dont worry
PAUL J: I understand
You: I went into the office after the incident and pretended like nothing happened and just smiled at my colleagues as they called me 'underpant head'
PAUL J: you got call your lawyer and call 911\
You: Fuck I hear sirens
PAUL J: !!!! WARNING !!!! abusive language by infoSeeker (Fuck I hear sirens)
You: SHIT
PAUL J: !!!! WARNING !!!! abusive language by infoSeeker (SHIT)
PAUL J: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.





ROFL

[Noah]

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[Saturn V]

Gravity cats.

[Jeenyuss]

5-10 dollars an hour is pretty good for doin shit all.

[Ekko]

lol..

You: If I take the duct tape off, I am sure my son will smile (He is mentally challenged, and screams a lot, you see)

You: I don't even know HOW he could have gotten sick, but feel it is my duty to cheer him up

AndrewJ: Well that's always good I don't think you should duct tape his mouth shut though, even if he screams a lot

AndrewJ: You should probably try and find other ways to help keep him quiet

and ..

AndrewJ: I think that all you'd have to do is kick the cats and you'll be fine

[Dameon Angell]

My favourite:

JenniferM: Sorry. It sill looks like you're too young. Anythign else I can help you find today?

You: are there laws where she could adopt me away from my mom and dad? i live with foster parents incidentally, a lesbian couple, not my real mom and dad.

{2 minutes of silence}

You: a/s/l ?

You: hello?

JenniferM: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.

Status: Session ended.

[NaiLed]

i like this bit

You: Oh no I spilt my coffee

You: Hey while you're at it could you search "How to get Coffee Out Of Tunics" thanks

[Vykromond]

Something awful did a comedy goldmine where they just messed with the people at chacha. It's pretty funny
http://www.somethingawful.com/index.php?a=4291

"You: yes something like that however the only place i have found only sold the shovel and rape

Christine: Pardon?

You: sorry i meant rope"

That's great.

[Mr. Peanuts]

guides earn $5 to $10 an hour? That sucks.

[iKillburger]

Something awful did a comedy goldmine where they just messed with the people at chacha. It's pretty funny

http://www.somethingawful.com/index.php?a=4291

[MirrorriM]

why does it smell like one of those paramid-scam to me? u keep on recruiting new members, so eventually, you are earning money while others are doing your job for you.

I'm not saying its bad or good, but when I asked the lady to work there she gave me a link to a news report by abcnews.com that reviewed working at chacha. I didnt read it but it is a credible source, perhaps :shifty:

[HeavenSent]

Scruvy, You're hilarious.

[Nethila]

why does it smell like one of those paramid-scam to me? u keep on recruiting new members, so eventually, you are earning money while others are doing your job for you.

[Vykromond]

Yeah, I can read the line as well as you :P I was just pointing out the general unpleasantness of helping random people search on the internet for 10 hours a day. How you would prevent going insane from that is beyond me.

[MirrorriM]

You choose your hours, she was working chacha as a fulltime job