my friends got ocd and i'm going to be living with him for a week what should i do

[Epinephrine]

call me crazy, but I think this would only be relative if he was traditional asian? idk, i've never met someone that wasn't asian that was anal about coming in the house with your shoes off.

in fact.. i've never met anybody at all.

In Canada we generally don't do shoes in the house... maybe it's cause it snows a lot more here.

[gran guerrero]

hock up something nasty, spit into the sink but purposely missing the drain area and dont rinse

[Xog]

Walk inside with your shoes on.

call me crazy, but I think this would only be relative if he was traditional asian? idk, i've never met someone that wasn't asian that was anal about coming in the house with your shoes off.

in fact.. i've never met anybody at all.

[project dragon]

When people's belt buckles are off center, even by a little bit.

You probably would not enjoy the fact that I wear my belt with the buckle one loop to the left.

[Hakaku]

Clutter. Lots of clutter. If you share a computer, make sure there's shortcuts and a billion files thrown all over your desktop. Magnets scattered on the fridge. Food unorganized in cupboards. Books in unalphabetical and untyped order.

Unbalance. Uncenter things. Displace objects. Leave things trailing all over the place. Put more objects on one side of the counter or table than the other.

Drink out of the carton or bottle in front of them.

Make sure your toothbrushes touch.

Leave things dirty. Table, counter, dishes, etc.

Vacuum only a quarter of the room while they're around, then get distracted and leave everything there.

Walk inside with your shoes on.

[Da1andonly]

I set my alarm on before i fall a sleep, my phone even tells me "Time remaining until alarm: 6 hours 37 minutes". Then I put my phone on the table and get comfortable. Even before one minute has passed, I check the phone to see if the alarm is on or not, even though I know it is. I always have to check it twice for some fucking reason.

[curse]

Another idea would be to get a new roommate

Someone who doesn't tie you down with ocd.

ohh just realized its only week... just ignore him then.

[phata$$]

i have ocd about centering things, i.e. if there's only one object on a table it must be perfectly centered. if there is more than one object, the objects must be equa-distant from each other and centered relative to each other.

and my worse bit of ocd:

i can't handle the volume of anything to be set at an odd number, except for odd numbers ending in 5. if there is a numerical volume readout (i.e. on a tv) it can only end in 0, 2, 5 or 8. so you can do something like 30, 32, 35, 38 and 40. i don't like 34 and 36 since they're off center an odd amount from 35.

call me crazy (which i most certainly am) but that's how it is!

Hahahaha. A buddy of mine is exactly like this. That's extremely weird. Perhaps he's your doppelganger.

[the_paul]

When people's belt buckles are off center, even by a little bit.

When a tie is tied too short.

When people wear tennis shoes with dress clothes.

Sticky shit.

Everything Jason said

[Crescent Seal]

i have ocd about centering things, i.e. if there's only one object on a table it must be perfectly centered. if there is more than one object, the objects must be equa-distant from each other and centered relative to each other.

and my worse bit of ocd:

i can't handle the volume of anything to be set at an odd number, except for odd numbers ending in 5. if there is a numerical volume readout (i.e. on a tv) it can only end in 0, 2, 5 or 8. so you can do something like 30, 32, 35, 38 and 40. i don't like 34 and 36 since they're off center an odd amount from 35.

call me crazy (which i most certainly am) but that's how it is!

y u scaring me?

[Jason]

i have ocd about centering things, i.e. if there's only one object on a table it must be perfectly centered. if there is more than one object, the objects must be equa-distant from each other and centered relative to each other.

and my worse bit of ocd:

i can't handle the volume of anything to be set at an odd number, except for odd numbers ending in 5. if there is a numerical volume readout (i.e. on a tv) it can only end in 0, 2, 5 or 8. so you can do something like 30, 32, 35, 38 and 40. i don't like 34 and 36 since they're off center an odd amount from 35.

call me crazy (which i most certainly am) but that's how it is!

[gran guerrero]

like scat man

[gran guerrero]

then rap about it

[gran guerrero]

get the big mac wrap

[Jeenyuss]

explain the cupboard door open phenomenom

put a dead rat on his bed and tell him you just went out for a hunt, and if he would mind if you BBQ'd it on the stove.

while you bbq it, be sure to waft the smell towards his room. if you've got any kind of empty pot nearby, bang it and say dinners ready. If he asks any questions, ask him why is he asking so many questions, and then ask him a question back (give em the stink eye too)

i don't know if i want to do this, cause if i did then i wouldn't want to be doing it.

i'm going to substitute dead rat for big mac and i'll just leave him big macs as gifts all over the house