Trench Wars Funny Man Competition

[Kahlan]

So Spacely sent me a story that might be the dumbest thing I've ever heard. But I'm gonna play it on the show anyway, because his Rhode Island accent cracks me up! Send in your stupid/funny stories or jokes or funny songs, whatever! SEND IT!!

[Kahlan]

A I's rap might be one of the funniest things I've ever heard. He's actually a pretty good rapper, and talking about sharking in twbd is definitely a +. Send in your stuff! I got submissions from A I and Hockeydude(indirectly) for this show already. Send me some stuff so I can use it on the air! I know we have more funny Trench Warriors.

[kthx]

Im a skat man, do do do do.

[dads revenge]

I still have that copy of you rapping A I

[A I]

Sharker Rap

OK Kahlan I sent in my infamous Sharker Rap number tonight

Hope you can use it!!

Does anyone remember Hockey_Dude?

I sent a little ditty by him also.

He was the coolest (emo type) guy I ever knew!!

[Kahlan]

I'm hoping for original comedy. But if you do an impersonation of a comedian, I can do that. Rodney Dangerfield impersonations are always good "No Respect!"

[DankNuggets]

just rip off a bunch of dangerfield or carlin jokes

[Kahlan]

You can send in all your favorite penis songs. Or songs about Trench Wars players. Or do a stand-up bit about how homo they are or something. Or you could do your best Jack Nicholson impersonation. Doesn't really matter.

[Capital Knockers]

please elaborate i have many penis songs

You just like penis, no need to elaborate :P

Seriously though, we should get an E-band going to back you up man! Lay down some lyrics, and we'll work on some chords! B)

[PH]

ph I heard you have a really funny song someone titled "the penis song". I think it would be an excellent addition to this show.

please elaborate i have many penis songs

[royCE]

id do the same cept id rip on izor

[Kahlan]

ph I heard you have a really funny song someone titled "the penis song". I think it would be an excellent addition to this show.

[PH]

lol at people who have to try to be funny.
lol at people who have to be told that they're funny.
lol at this whole concept.

[Kahlan]

I'm a riot.

^ This post for some reason gave me the chuckles for about 2 minutes.

[genocidal]

I'm a riot.