Not entirely true, but fuck it! I'll give it a try.
It's fair to say that my brother Jerome Lancaster is one of the better spiders in the land. He was blessed by the Basing Gods. Especially so my sister, our fair Queen Pinkstar. Her divine curves repels all enemies, like a shark in a flooded hall. I was blessed as well. To be born in such a family, for I'm but a dwarf. Had I been birthed by a whore, I might as well be playing a fool in a pub or found possibly dead in ?go afk. I'm no mighty javelin, but my mind is as sharp as a warbird's bullet ejaculating out of its nozzle. That's why I read posts Snow.
My mother wishes me to let Lord flared join the Night's Watch, stripped of all titles and powers he would serve the realm in permanent exile. And my lady Melody has begged mercy for her father. But they have the soft hearts of women! So long as I am your King, treason shall never go unpunished. Sir Tarnish, bring me his head!
Can someone throw this village idiot in the dudgeon. He has ZERO IQ.
My mother wishes me to let Lord flared join the Night's Watch, stripped of all titles and powers he would serve the realm in permanent exile. And my lady Melody has begged mercy for her father. But they have the soft hearts of women! So long as I am your King, treason shall never go unpunished. Sir Tarnish, bring me his head!
This appeal is in regards to the newly formed squad known as "?". I am appealing their existence and would like for them to be dissolved forever.
For many years, ? has served as the sigil of house iNfLaReD and as the amazing banner that I made and wear proudly (see avatar). It saddens me to see the reputation of my symbol tainted by euro fuks. I fear that disown, the First of his Name, King of the Warbirds and the Javelins and the Spiders, Lord of the Five divisions and Protector of the League, will not understand the travesty that lies in front of our very eyes. If he does not take action swiftly and justly, we will have no choice but to summon the banners.
We must act quickly before we may no longer act at all. I ask all of you to stand by the side of iNfLaReD, the real Kings of the ?, as these dark times loom on the horizon.
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