Predictions for twl!

[Mattey]

With Dreamwin in Terr Virtuousus has no chance of success.

And virtuousus is a retarded name... much line dreamwin.

[Turban]

Trench Wars League - Javelin

This season of Trench Wars League - Javelin will be a very interesting one if you are looking for random people in some random squadrons whining about luck, eating and lag when they just simply lack a little thing I like to call 'skill'.

But now.. time for the most interesting part of this post.. THE PANDORA TWL-J LINE vs. RANDOM SQUADRON.

Mouse/Kornflakes/Eelam/Zung/Reputation

Mouse and Eelam using their secret "trained" plan.

Eelam> mouse, ram those bombs an i will follow u and bomb them 4 a 2fer
Mouse> rofl k
Mouse> GERONIMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

<Mouse dies - eelam stays behind>

Eelam> LOL YOU FELL FOR IT
Mouse> WTF AXED HOMO INDIAN FAGI JAFUHFIAIO

<Mouse has left the arena.>


Now back to the reality.

Pandora got a semi-good lineup that has played alot together (count me out) and has a good chance of even making it for the TWL-J playoffs.

[PjOtTeR]

Lol, why is everyone taking dreamwins predictions so seriously? Honestly though, if you just look at them they're sooo funny. Omg, I had a real laugh at the prospect of HAK being a starting spider for pandora.

I mean, just don't even for one second entertain the thought that they're written by someone who knows much and then they're truly hilarious.

After reading this, Dreamwin is probably right...
Since you're dead on wrong most of the times...

[Skilder]

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[MetalHeadz]

Lol, why is everyone taking dreamwins predictions so seriously? Honestly though, if you just look at them they're sooo funny. Omg, I had a real laugh at the prospect of HAK being a starting spider for pandora.

I mean, just don't even for one second entertain the thought that they're written by someone who knows much and then they're truly hilarious.

[Jeenyuss]

holy fuck dreamwin, i don't know how you could fuck preds up that bad. seriously, you're a cap of virtuosus and you even fucked your own lb lineup up. i'm gonna wait till the 30th to post my preds.

[Voth]

edit: oh

[Deductable]

Ans ash won't be there for twl.

[Izor]

well, ls...if you are going to start skepsis and you over fuji and plob you're asking to be ranked way lower than that...skepsis is garbage and chokes.

also after colonels last twl i dunno if thats the best move but he usually does pretty well

[NewbOfTW]

Vrituosus gonna get owned in lj... instead of 4th should be 10th. Putting themselves infront of Thunder and Diso? The lj lineup for virt should be: Legionair, Fieryfire, Locket, fahrenheit, and menelvagor/dreamwin... donno y legionair wouldnt be in ur lj lineup -_-.
P.S. Heracy newbies in #9 for twjd now! woot

[PjOtTeR]

How could I be C0ckthrobbing Queen...
That guy has an average kill of 18 in dd...
Also, eventhough trouble is good, I don't think you can play him twice...
And also, Why would you think a line with Kim and Exquisite will win TWLJ?
Eventhough they're great guys, they always choke come play-off time...
And why would diso play tsunami...
And why more things that are wrong blah blah...

Seriously, eventhough I haven't played much lately I can still tell those predictions are the most fucked up in ways you cannot even describe...
Either try to make em somewhat correct, or leave predictions to others who actually have a slight idea of what they are talking about...

[Jrahen]

get good at doing predictions rofl nice lines there haha

[Mela]

LOL Dreamwin is putting his squad fourth in LB and LJ?

Wtf is so funny about that?

:fear:

PS. Pandora will be ez in every league

[Scoop]

LOL Dreamwin is putting his squad fourth in LB and LJ? This is almost as bad as me calling Diso to win twld lat season and we actually had a chance

[Voth]

Squads to qualify:

TWLD(not ordered)

Style
Fistula
Quicksand
Stray
Build
Disoblige
Thunder
Dice
Sage
Ash
Tough
Pure Luck/Puma

TWLJ(not ordered)

Style
Hydra
Sage
Virtuosus
Mym
pandora
dice
disoblige
mambo
BoZ
Pure luck
Thunder

TWBD(not ordered)

Pandora
Virtuosus
Disoblige
Spastic
Sage
Mambo
Dice
Penetrate
Thunder
Brainwave
Juice
Style

TWLJ

1. Hydra
Kim,exquisite,merce,steak,singer

2. Style
maketso,necromotic,fludd,Crazy canockout,Rule/Waven

3. Dice
megaman89,hotlavaking,zigo,zidane,Spwanisen/bill C

4.Virtuosus
Fieryfire,fahrenheit,dreamwin,melanoma,Locket

5.Disoblige
Tsunami,Hercules,desperate,c0ckthrobbing Queen(pjotter?), Da1andonly/trouble

6.Thunder
Ease,Accord,Mhz,skilder,Vitja/rusher

7.Mambo
fizzy,maelstorm,raples,subby,M_M god

8.BoZ
Acumo,Marnix,Mjollnir,John,Vah?

9.Sage
spikey,Plate,Havu,b,rabbit,zizu/uss banana?

10.Pandora
Eelam,kornflakes,reputation,Turban,Font/plasma?

11. MYM
Festival,Terrific,Lorko,Jaguarus,Terrified..?

12. Pure luck
Tiny,shan,healt,Ravage,download/district


TWLB

1.Pandora
Terr:Tim Sharks:max b, vatican assassin spiders:zung,hak,eelam,herik,Jebu

2.Dice
Terr:Cape sharkswopple, a2m spiders:megaman89,sumpson,zigo,cripple,paska?

3.Mambo
Terr: raples sharks:fizzy, preda spiders: remu,gilder,Leitz,nostromo,Invincible/Jbomb/Callisto

4. Virtuosus
Terr: dreamwin sharks: Menelvagor, hellkite/legionair, ephemeral spiders: Fieryfire, Melanoma,Fahrenheit, planar, Hypocrit

5. Sage
Terr: zizu sharks: NL>trigger, daldur spiders: spikey,endangered,havu,dixy,gazo?

6. Spastic
Terrier: Pure_luck sharksh, ignominy spiders: Final hit <ZH>, jamal, Solace, meqaman89, summa

7. style
Terr:reaver sharks:Falk,Cranium spiders:Kian, rule, Last standing, Cig smoke, Fludd

8.Disoblige
Terr: Scoop Sharks: X machine, pollux_ spiders: Zizzo <ER>, Crvenban, trouble, trouble, Da1andonly jav.

9. Penetrate
Terr: Dead_rain sharks: veloce, Pasta <ER> spiders: turmio,Tsumetai,royst,pavement,Hopkin/lunch3

10. Thunder
Terr: Chino sharks: Windreaper, MHZ Spiders:NL>TERMINATOR, Ease, vitja, voth, Creature

11. Brainwave
Terr: Acidbomber <ER> sharks:ronny, midoent spiders: golden dragon.,juked, Djslayer, raiju, Downfall

12. Juice
Terr: Sauro Sharks: deverse, redbull spiders: apt, k-i,cremation, Diakka, Fiftyseven??

all i really see here is.. "blah blah blah i have no fucking clue what i'm talking about"

let's be realistic for a second dreamwin, the only 2 people on virtuosus' twlj lineup that would ever start for any of the squads you listed them ahead of are legionair and fieryfire.

virtuosus #4 in twlb? as much of a joke as that is (considering you won't make playoffs), i think it's even more hilarious that you put yourself in terr over menelvagor. i mean, i truly do hope that is a joke of some sort.. because well, you suck, and mene is a twlb all star terr.

also, rofl at pandora's supposed spider line? hak/herik/jebu? you sir, are a fucking moron.