Season 18: TWLB Official Hot or Not - Week 2

[LF]

me > u and it's not even close, the only thing that's debatable is by how much. i'm a great white shark and you're a goldfish in my aquarium

Alright then tough guy how about this proposal for you then. Since you are better than me in every ship and you and I both happen to be on the only 3 league squads this season how about a TWL Roster ban duel? 5 Ships (wb, jav, spider, lanc, shark) each in a duel to 10. Winner gets bragging rights and loser must be removed from the TWL roster and be ineligible to play for the rest of this season and thus ineligible for any medals at the end. Since I'm not sure whether or not I will be here this coming week the duels would happen immediately following the week 4 games in a public arena so all who want to watch me humiliate your tiny Canadian ass will be able to.

Now I'm not dumb enough to think Im hot shit or the best at anything and certainly realize I'm a shit jav, so I'm basically giving you a 1 point head start in a best out of 5. However I would be absolutely amazed if you in particular could get 5 kills TOTAL out of the remaining 4 ships combined (in duels to 10). There you have it, my cards are all on the table. Are you confident in your assessment that you are 7000x better than me in every ship, or just a bad troll? We shall see.

#calledout

Edit: If you are worried about 5 duels taking too long you don't need to. I will put 0 effort in jav cuz I know I suck at it and I will sweep the first 3 all in probably 5 minutes or less each. So all I need is maybe 20 minutes of your time, and think about the drama it would cause if you pulled off a miracle and actually got more than 2 kills in any other ship. Then we could settle it once and for all in the only ship that we both play...shark of course...in which I would be tempted to give you a 8-0 head start just for the lolz when I win anyways

[zidane]

me > u and it's not even close, the only thing that's debatable is by how much. i'm a great white shark and you're a goldfish in my aquarium

[LF]

i'm like 7000x better than you in every ship

Care to make a wager with that statement?

[apt]

who are u ppl

[zidane]

i'm like 7000x better than you in every ship... not sure what this nobody is talking about. enjoy the loss and the losses to come

[Crescent Seal]

[LF]

tiny, yea the difference between those is that you wrote that garbage and lf was talking crap on vent 20 mins before the game. just be glad we were letting cape rest his ankles to avoid long term injury or else it woulda been 15-0

Since when am I secretive about my trash talk? If I think you suck at shark (which I do) I have never had any issues saying it directly to you, I don't need to hide on vent. Hell, Ive never even been on the Fierce vent thing because I think its mega dorky so you heard wrong. Theres a lot of things your squad could have done to make this game easier on yourselves such as cape in terr, ogron on bench and a shark in place of you but you didn't and we probably had the most interesting game out of every league this week that was full of blowouts. I couldn't care less that we will be 3-4 this season, Im obviously not on my current squad to win another LB but I still show every week and try to do my part while straying from the 2-3 stacked squads that so many of you could never survive without

[zidane]

tiny, yea the difference between those is that you wrote that garbage and lf was talking crap on vent 20 mins before the game. just be glad we were letting cape rest his ankles to avoid long term injury or else it woulda been 15-0

[RoDNeY]

Good read thanks eph o/

[Tiny]

yo heard lf was talking mad shit about me before the game... then goes not of the week, man i bet you're fkn so embarrassed right now

Pandora vs Fierce
32 - 50
(Game of the week)
Not of the game: Zidane 1 - 5 (we know it woulda been 2-10 at best)

Not of the week: Zidane 1-5

DEAD

[Ephemeral]

ermm, where did you make that Value lineup from? Not a single person in it is on Value....

Ricko,
Sorry was a 'cut and paste' mistake, has been fixed.
eph

[Ricko]

ermm, where did you make that Value lineup from? Not a single person in it is on Value....

[Hydride]

Man, even I was surprised how well our spiders smashed. We dont have glav/mm god like we did last year.. but damn nice to see that others were able to fill those large shoes very well!

Good writeup, eph.

[zidane]

yo heard lf was talking mad shit about me before the game... then goes not of the week, man i bet you're fkn so embarrassed right now

[Ganon-Knight]

go hawks