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    Cram Busters vs. Massive Attach: 15:00 - 4:13

    im going to give Dudgeon the benefit of the doubt here and assume they sucked ass because of their (5) lagouts. the once tryhard lineup lost to cripple/thix + pubbers + 2 spids who managed to neg rec. still though, im very happy to see that in 2018 the very multicultural african/cuban/white team put some hurt on the fins. maybe they can beg stayon to show up for the semis on on of their aliases to carry the team once more.

    HOT: cripple 100 | 44 | -- dropped a bill in a 19min game.
    HOT: ugandan sniper 80 | 34 | -- the savior who killed Kony in 2012.
    NOT: anonym, dreamwin, mikkiz, zizzo, jamal, gilder, mean gene, NL>trigger, wicket888


    Gansta Shrappers vs. Repel Alliance: 15:00 - 8:28

    this game should've been 15-3 but luckily mcdickar LOVES to mine flag/top bar for padding his kills stat and zids keyboard was still sticky from all the mountain dew he drinks over his keyboard so he missed a few reps. props to zizu + trasher nonetheless for holding down the fort for 8mins. feel bad for oderus urungus for being paired up with willby sharking vs zidane/mcvicar.


    HOT: Heaven 42 | 2 | -- by default.
    HOT: Trasher 101 | 44 | -- killing machine
    NOT: skyforger 74 | 60 | -- 10* RATING ROFLMAO
    NOT: ForgottenGhost 58 | 52 | -- ogron really sucked ass here

    Repel Alliance vs. Cram Busters: 15:00 - 1:15

    is a 15-1 score the penalty when a team doesn't show up for the game?

    HOT: Zizu 38 | 0 | -- ace
    NOT: thix 25 | 10 | -- 10 deaths in a 15min game, u stink
    NOT: cripple 60 | 44 | -- his fat ass ran outta juice after game 1
    NOT: ugandan sniper 49 | 42 | -- couldn't afford lunch so his energy levels were down after giving it all game 1


    Massive Attach vs. Gansta Shrappers: 2:31 - 15:00

    i think i already recapped this game... oh wait they got slapped a second time. sucks cause dreamwin was looking for a borrow before the game but henry acted AFK so our team could have an advantage by playing 8v7 but hey a wins a win. (14) lagouts in 1 game... massive attach is gonna have a longggg season at this rate...

    HOT: Steadman 46 | 34 | -- for accomplishing being added to a game in 2018
    NOT: zidane 3.3| -- this nerd greened in spawn to boost his RPD
    NOT: anonym, dreamwin, mikkiz, zizzo, jamal, gilder, mean gene, NL>trigger, wicket888

    HOT OF THE WEEK: Massive Attach for getting a double NOT in 1 weekend.
    NOT OF THE WEEK: Massive Attach for getting 6mins flag time.

    have a gr8 szn everyone
    3:BOMBED> got donuts
    3:BOMBED> how jealous
    3:Heaven> how american
    3:BOMBED> ??????????
    3:BOMBED> wtf u suppose to get
    3:BOMBED> they didnt have any fried goat

  • #2
    Originally posted by Heaven View Post
    NOT: skyforger 74 | 60 | -- 10* RATING ROFLMAO
    Can't be complaining I guess, as remember a certain sitting-down-to-pee aficionado rated me at 11 fucking stars in last twdt.

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    • #3
      Originally posted by skyforger View Post
      Can't be complaining I guess, as remember a certain sitting-down-to-pee aficionado rated me at 11 fucking stars in last twdt.
      noice downgrade for someone thats online 25/7

      ...also yall lucky i cant show every weekend or ganggang repellers would be 8-0 going into playoffs
      3:BOMBED> got donuts
      3:BOMBED> how jealous
      3:Heaven> how american
      3:BOMBED> ??????????
      3:BOMBED> wtf u suppose to get
      3:BOMBED> they didnt have any fried goat

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