You got me, and you got me good. I logged on for TWDT, despite having tons of work to do, to play this pro league.
2 PM: Warbird games start, but wait! All the bots die, how the fuck?! This has never happened before, so we revert back to 1998 standards and have everything manually hosted, delaying subs and lagouts by 15-30 seconds.
3 PM: Jav games start, but wait! The base coords appear to be off, people get removed randomly, and the bots die. Again, this is new territory, how could this ever happen? The game is then manually hosted, delaying subs and lagouts 15-30 seconds and putting enemies on the same team.
4 PM: Humid> ease, the bots aren't working for this either (who would have thought), do you want a 10 min time race or a 30 minute point game? Ease> 10 min time race is terrible, do a point race
4:15 PM Time race to 10! Amazing, what's the point of even being asked? After 6 minutes of elite arena lag similar to that of UFC, I change to a lancaster because I'm being useless. I attach, pursue the enemy terr, but again...wait! I fire one set of bullets only to find out that my energy doesn't recover normally. Pro. The lancaster has old settings from 5 years ago.
It was a good joke, but hopefully you realize today isn't April 1st.
Replay the ENTIRE weekend.
2 PM: Warbird games start, but wait! All the bots die, how the fuck?! This has never happened before, so we revert back to 1998 standards and have everything manually hosted, delaying subs and lagouts by 15-30 seconds.
3 PM: Jav games start, but wait! The base coords appear to be off, people get removed randomly, and the bots die. Again, this is new territory, how could this ever happen? The game is then manually hosted, delaying subs and lagouts 15-30 seconds and putting enemies on the same team.
4 PM: Humid> ease, the bots aren't working for this either (who would have thought), do you want a 10 min time race or a 30 minute point game? Ease> 10 min time race is terrible, do a point race
4:15 PM Time race to 10! Amazing, what's the point of even being asked? After 6 minutes of elite arena lag similar to that of UFC, I change to a lancaster because I'm being useless. I attach, pursue the enemy terr, but again...wait! I fire one set of bullets only to find out that my energy doesn't recover normally. Pro. The lancaster has old settings from 5 years ago.
It was a good joke, but hopefully you realize today isn't April 1st.
Replay the ENTIRE weekend.
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