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TWDT 2013 -- WEEK 1 -- RECAP
BASE
Vagina vs. dun vs me
15:00-6:28
Vagina came out the gate strong, decimating a no-show line from dun vs me despite the lack of Mega and Stayon, with team captain Kate Upton (112-20) making short work of Hulk's team, with trance (81-34) and GLAMOR (71-44, 3 teks) in tow.
Trasher and LF sharked behind Hydride (20-2) against Rough (20-13) having a rough go of it in ship 5, being defended by hulk (3.0 RPD) and pikzikus in ship 8.
The lack of spider-power for the dunvsmeans was the difference, as Weak, Kira, and dour negged, with only Hockeydude (55-47) managing to stay above 1:1
MVP: Kate Upton
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Kamikaze vs. Terrorist
15:00-4:32
Continuing the theme of blowouts, skat's team threw their collective weight into Dreamwin's, as they outkilled them by a whopping 200, with kess (80-35) leading the way, alongside superstar-prokiller (75-42), Evul (62-30) and Tripin (58-27).
skat (27-5) terred aptly behind a2m (18 kills) and Murder (3.0 RPD), whilst flared (21-8) quarterbacked Yojimbo and Mhz/Mattey.
Their spiders struggled to make headway, with only maketso (66-42) going positive, as it seems they may have been playing down a player with only mad jack having a full spider score other than him.
MVP: kess
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Baratheon vs. Team Hilk
15:00-4:22
Baratheon sizzled Infrared's team as world-class terr Mikkiz (27-0, 2 teks) led the charge with a scintillating ace, behind great sharking from Cranium (22 kills, 2 teks) and Eelam (18 kills).
Mean Gene (70-19), NL>Trigger (68-36), Stannis (65-24), Rasaq (62-30) and tj hazuki (59-39) shined in spider, outdueling Ricko (57-43), renzi (52-44), Amputate (52-39) and infrared (45-49).
The Hilks had a solid performance from Pressure (28-7), while the team struggled behind KATC and humid in shark.
MVP: Mikkiz
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Power vs Thunder
15:00-12:18
Definitely the match of the week in basing, these two juggernauts clashed fiercely til the 11-11 mark before Power took over. Eases gamble on drafting spiders earlier than key positions didn't pay off, as the Zidane/Mythril combo behind diakka (44-4) made them pay in the long run, as Power outkilled them by 30 behind strong spidering performances from Shayde (122-64), Raazi (108-66) proving his worth as a 5-star player in base (as has Rasaq on Baratheon), beam (93-38), squallff8 (90-56) and Omega Red (65-43).
On the other side, Thunder fielded Best (103-55), another 5-star baser going ham, byakko (105-69), Vehicle (78-45, 3 teks) MM God (79-56), and sarger (94-69), behind mcvicar/DOWNFALL in shark, and Chief Utsav (30-4) proving a nice Free Agency pickup with a great performance despite the loss.
MVP: Shayde
JAV
dun vs me vs. Power
50-35
Rough (14-7) came out strong, after having been in a hyperbolic gravity-enhanced DragonballZ chamber preparing for TWDTJ for 19 hours straight (ie, Javduel/Belim), leading Kira (10-5), qpr (7-5), hulk (9-9), and Weak (7-9) to a relatively comfortable victory.
Power, who drafted heavily in WB and Base but not jav, continued their ship 2 woes, as zidane (10-10) couldn't carry his team, with Mythril (9-10) in tow, as Jurassic, diakka, and Maybe exit struggled.
MVP: Rough
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Vagina vs. Team Hilk
50-43
The PMS squad narrowly edged out Inf's as Rough-siamese-twin-at-the-hip Amputate (15-10) couldn't will his team to a victory, despite his and Infrared (12-10)'s best efforts, with renzi, Ricko and siaxis going negative.
Trasher (14-8) and down syndrome inspiration story leading a "normal" life Children (15-10) carried the Vaginamen to victory, behind Geisha's solid 10-9, and sub-par performances from Kate Upton and LF, with a nice 4-4 sub-in from Hydride.
MVP: Trasher
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Kamikaze vs Baratheon
50-35
Kamikaze crushed Stannis and Co. with a sizeable 15-point margin, as rendered (12-7), kess (11-8), Tiny (11-9), a2m (8-4) and Compelled (8-7) all played fantastic and teamed well.
Eelam (8-10) and cranium (7-10) couldn't carry bad performances from euforia, Stannis, and Mikkiz.
MVP: rendered
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Thunder vs Terrorist
50-40
A fairly tight game, as Ease (15-9) vaulted his team to victory with no other Thunder player hitting 10, as Best (8-7), Dzeko (9-8), and Tsunami provided good support, and sub-par play from Anime-in-Chief Turban, the only winning player to die out.
Burnt and maketso tried valiantly with a pair of 10-10s, but couldnt keep poor scores from rj, rodney and flared afloat.
MVP: Ease
WB
Kamikaze vs. Vagina
50-45
Kamikaze was the only team this week to go 3-0, firing on all cylinders in every league, grinding out a WB victory over a non-wb line in Vagina, with Murder (15-10) clinching the W for them, behind good outings from Tripin (13-8) and a2m (12-10).
delectable (9-7) showed some of his old flair, as the 4some carried 5-star rendered through an atrocious wb performance, only salvaged by the fact they won and he mvp'd in jav.
For their part, the Vaginamen did well given their line, with Geisha (12-10) leading the pack alongside trance (14-10) of all people, but LF, Kate, Paradise and Zig all negged, making their stupendous efforts for naught.
MVP: Murder
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Thunder vs. dun vs. me
The roster-depleted dunvsmeans were no match for the might of Skepsis (16-8) and Ease (12-3), as the pair led Best and 420 to victory, in spite of Obi and COLLOSSUS.
Weak (15-10) nonetheless put up a magnificent performance for the losing team, earning more kills than hulk, dour, and Rough combined. Only QPR (7-10) managed a palatable score.
MVP: Skepsis
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Terrorist vs. Baratheon
Terrorist embarassed The Baratheons with a stellar outing, defeating a wb line with several basers in, as jav/baser Maketso (14-6) trounced the B's with an amazing performance, with Burnt (12-4) not far behind an unflappable demeanor.
flared (10-8) and Attacks (9-10) were also good, carrying not-so-good scores from rodney and dreamwin.
Rasaq (14-10) once again put on a showstopping performance, but couldn't salvage mediocre play from Lockdown, Misled, and resurrected, as olde sealed their fate with a 2-10.
MVP: Maketso
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team hilk vs Power
50-37
Heavy favorites Power were stunned by a sublime team-oriented effort from Infrared's troll squad, as the captain himself led the effort with a 15-8, with humid (12-9) and Amputate (10-6) not far behind, and Ricko and siaxis serviceable.
Mythril went absolutely fucking ham, dropping a ridiculous 18-10, but it wasnt enough to buoy terrible games by zidane, beast, bon, and maybe exit.
MVP: infrared
Round-up
Kamikaze has taken the early lead in the season, starting with a perfect 3-0, with Thunder unable to close out base to catch them. hulk was straddled with a plethora of no shows, which Vagina took full advantage of in base, Baratheon got upset in wb by a bunch of high-flying basers wasting a precious game in that league, Power was even more upset losing in wb as well despite Mythril's giant calves, as we witnessed a surprising amount of blowouts across all three leagues, and every team picking up at least one win, after the most competitive and nerdy draft, showing a strong balance in the league.
Game on!
BASER OF THE WEEK: Mikkiz, with an astounding 27-0, 2 tek ace in base!
JAVER OF THE WEEK: Trasher, taking out a strong jav line with a workman's 14-8.
WB OF THE WEEK: Mythril, putting forth an ungodly 18-10 despite his team getting trounced.
PLAYER OF THE WEEK: a2m, headlining Kamikaze's 3-0 start by sharking gingerly in base with 18 kills, a solid 8-4 in jav, and a great 12-10 in wb. Nice work!
BASE
Vagina vs. dun vs me
15:00-6:28
Vagina came out the gate strong, decimating a no-show line from dun vs me despite the lack of Mega and Stayon, with team captain Kate Upton (112-20) making short work of Hulk's team, with trance (81-34) and GLAMOR (71-44, 3 teks) in tow.
Trasher and LF sharked behind Hydride (20-2) against Rough (20-13) having a rough go of it in ship 5, being defended by hulk (3.0 RPD) and pikzikus in ship 8.
The lack of spider-power for the dunvsmeans was the difference, as Weak, Kira, and dour negged, with only Hockeydude (55-47) managing to stay above 1:1
MVP: Kate Upton
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Kamikaze vs. Terrorist
15:00-4:32
Continuing the theme of blowouts, skat's team threw their collective weight into Dreamwin's, as they outkilled them by a whopping 200, with kess (80-35) leading the way, alongside superstar-prokiller (75-42), Evul (62-30) and Tripin (58-27).
skat (27-5) terred aptly behind a2m (18 kills) and Murder (3.0 RPD), whilst flared (21-8) quarterbacked Yojimbo and Mhz/Mattey.
Their spiders struggled to make headway, with only maketso (66-42) going positive, as it seems they may have been playing down a player with only mad jack having a full spider score other than him.
MVP: kess
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Baratheon vs. Team Hilk
15:00-4:22
Baratheon sizzled Infrared's team as world-class terr Mikkiz (27-0, 2 teks) led the charge with a scintillating ace, behind great sharking from Cranium (22 kills, 2 teks) and Eelam (18 kills).
Mean Gene (70-19), NL>Trigger (68-36), Stannis (65-24), Rasaq (62-30) and tj hazuki (59-39) shined in spider, outdueling Ricko (57-43), renzi (52-44), Amputate (52-39) and infrared (45-49).
The Hilks had a solid performance from Pressure (28-7), while the team struggled behind KATC and humid in shark.
MVP: Mikkiz
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Power vs Thunder
15:00-12:18
Definitely the match of the week in basing, these two juggernauts clashed fiercely til the 11-11 mark before Power took over. Eases gamble on drafting spiders earlier than key positions didn't pay off, as the Zidane/Mythril combo behind diakka (44-4) made them pay in the long run, as Power outkilled them by 30 behind strong spidering performances from Shayde (122-64), Raazi (108-66) proving his worth as a 5-star player in base (as has Rasaq on Baratheon), beam (93-38), squallff8 (90-56) and Omega Red (65-43).
On the other side, Thunder fielded Best (103-55), another 5-star baser going ham, byakko (105-69), Vehicle (78-45, 3 teks) MM God (79-56), and sarger (94-69), behind mcvicar/DOWNFALL in shark, and Chief Utsav (30-4) proving a nice Free Agency pickup with a great performance despite the loss.
MVP: Shayde
JAV
dun vs me vs. Power
50-35
Rough (14-7) came out strong, after having been in a hyperbolic gravity-enhanced DragonballZ chamber preparing for TWDTJ for 19 hours straight (ie, Javduel/Belim), leading Kira (10-5), qpr (7-5), hulk (9-9), and Weak (7-9) to a relatively comfortable victory.
Power, who drafted heavily in WB and Base but not jav, continued their ship 2 woes, as zidane (10-10) couldn't carry his team, with Mythril (9-10) in tow, as Jurassic, diakka, and Maybe exit struggled.
MVP: Rough
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Vagina vs. Team Hilk
50-43
The PMS squad narrowly edged out Inf's as Rough-siamese-twin-at-the-hip Amputate (15-10) couldn't will his team to a victory, despite his and Infrared (12-10)'s best efforts, with renzi, Ricko and siaxis going negative.
Trasher (14-8) and down syndrome inspiration story leading a "normal" life Children (15-10) carried the Vaginamen to victory, behind Geisha's solid 10-9, and sub-par performances from Kate Upton and LF, with a nice 4-4 sub-in from Hydride.
MVP: Trasher
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Kamikaze vs Baratheon
50-35
Kamikaze crushed Stannis and Co. with a sizeable 15-point margin, as rendered (12-7), kess (11-8), Tiny (11-9), a2m (8-4) and Compelled (8-7) all played fantastic and teamed well.
Eelam (8-10) and cranium (7-10) couldn't carry bad performances from euforia, Stannis, and Mikkiz.
MVP: rendered
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Thunder vs Terrorist
50-40
A fairly tight game, as Ease (15-9) vaulted his team to victory with no other Thunder player hitting 10, as Best (8-7), Dzeko (9-8), and Tsunami provided good support, and sub-par play from Anime-in-Chief Turban, the only winning player to die out.
Burnt and maketso tried valiantly with a pair of 10-10s, but couldnt keep poor scores from rj, rodney and flared afloat.
MVP: Ease
WB
Kamikaze vs. Vagina
50-45
Kamikaze was the only team this week to go 3-0, firing on all cylinders in every league, grinding out a WB victory over a non-wb line in Vagina, with Murder (15-10) clinching the W for them, behind good outings from Tripin (13-8) and a2m (12-10).
delectable (9-7) showed some of his old flair, as the 4some carried 5-star rendered through an atrocious wb performance, only salvaged by the fact they won and he mvp'd in jav.
For their part, the Vaginamen did well given their line, with Geisha (12-10) leading the pack alongside trance (14-10) of all people, but LF, Kate, Paradise and Zig all negged, making their stupendous efforts for naught.
MVP: Murder
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Thunder vs. dun vs. me
The roster-depleted dunvsmeans were no match for the might of Skepsis (16-8) and Ease (12-3), as the pair led Best and 420 to victory, in spite of Obi and COLLOSSUS.
Weak (15-10) nonetheless put up a magnificent performance for the losing team, earning more kills than hulk, dour, and Rough combined. Only QPR (7-10) managed a palatable score.
MVP: Skepsis
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Terrorist vs. Baratheon
Terrorist embarassed The Baratheons with a stellar outing, defeating a wb line with several basers in, as jav/baser Maketso (14-6) trounced the B's with an amazing performance, with Burnt (12-4) not far behind an unflappable demeanor.
flared (10-8) and Attacks (9-10) were also good, carrying not-so-good scores from rodney and dreamwin.
Rasaq (14-10) once again put on a showstopping performance, but couldn't salvage mediocre play from Lockdown, Misled, and resurrected, as olde sealed their fate with a 2-10.
MVP: Maketso
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team hilk vs Power
50-37
Heavy favorites Power were stunned by a sublime team-oriented effort from Infrared's troll squad, as the captain himself led the effort with a 15-8, with humid (12-9) and Amputate (10-6) not far behind, and Ricko and siaxis serviceable.
Mythril went absolutely fucking ham, dropping a ridiculous 18-10, but it wasnt enough to buoy terrible games by zidane, beast, bon, and maybe exit.
MVP: infrared
Round-up
Kamikaze has taken the early lead in the season, starting with a perfect 3-0, with Thunder unable to close out base to catch them. hulk was straddled with a plethora of no shows, which Vagina took full advantage of in base, Baratheon got upset in wb by a bunch of high-flying basers wasting a precious game in that league, Power was even more upset losing in wb as well despite Mythril's giant calves, as we witnessed a surprising amount of blowouts across all three leagues, and every team picking up at least one win, after the most competitive and nerdy draft, showing a strong balance in the league.
Game on!
BASER OF THE WEEK: Mikkiz, with an astounding 27-0, 2 tek ace in base!
JAVER OF THE WEEK: Trasher, taking out a strong jav line with a workman's 14-8.
WB OF THE WEEK: Mythril, putting forth an ungodly 18-10 despite his team getting trounced.
PLAYER OF THE WEEK: a2m, headlining Kamikaze's 3-0 start by sharking gingerly in base with 18 kills, a solid 8-4 in jav, and a great 12-10 in wb. Nice work!
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