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TWDT-D
Tool (5-2) vs Sour Milk (3-4)
50-29
WB favorites Tool notched their fifth straight TWDT-D win in a row, smearing the blood of Izor (12-10), Cres (6-10), Lena (5-10), Skepsis (4-10), and Rab (2-10) across the arena.
The Fierce trio of Apok (17-7), Lasenza (10-4) and Tripin (10-3) dominated the game, as Apok clinched the TWDT-D scoring title with a blistering record of 106-71 (15.1 kills per game) in 7 games, just ahead of Ease who finished with 87-34 (14.5 kills per game) in 6 games, although the latter's team went 7-0 and had a better KDA. Suffice to say, no one else was in their league this season in terms of production.
Rounding out the Tooltimers line was aprix with a 7-5, and 5-Star Lee with a 6-10.
HOT: Apok, with a smokin' 17-7 and the scoring title.
NOT: Skepsis, as the 9-Star Fierce veteran petered out with a paltry 4-10. Haven't seen anything this embarrassing since Steadman told someone they had "potention" in jav.
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Power (7-0) vs. Unleash (3-4)
50-25
Fellow warbirding powerhouse, erm... Power, ended the regular season undefeated in TWDT-D, although Ease accomplished the same feat with Best last year, only to get 24'd in the DTD Finals. Let's hope that doesn't happen again or someone will be joining Best on Thunder's banned list.
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Anyway, 6-Star superstar bwp (13-5) led the charge, ahead of Iron Survivor (11-3), Ease (10-3), Shaddowknight (9-9) and Claus (6-5).
Unleash went off quietly into the night as Geio (6-10), Beasty (5-10), Quart (1-10), solemn (5-6), wbm (3-7), and Casket (2-4) failed to muster much of a response.
HOT: bwp, with a sublime 13-5. Nice work!
NOT: Quart, with an appalling 1-10. One kill. One. In french one is "un", so feel free to unhinge your neck from your body via guillotine. Spare us from your terrible wbing and your teammates will spare no expense on your funeral.
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Kamikaze (2-5) vs. Kusoge (1-6)
50-36
The two worst squads in TWDT-D went toe-to-toe (and will face each other in the Quarter-Finals next Sunday), in possibly the least interesting warbird match of the year. Honestly think I got worse just watching this match.
You can tell the skill level in this match was at an all-time high when the runaway MVPs were a javelin (Dreamwin, 14-4) and a baser (JAMAL, 13-5), taking out big name wbs like bellflowers (4-10) and skatarius (3-10).
The only actual wb in this match other than Raazi (11-10) was Geisha, who completed the worst wb season since beam's TWL 17 with a stunning 6-9 on the winning team, finishing with an overall 19-36 across 4 games. Dat 8-Star value!
Eren (8-9) and Undercut (9-9) rounded out Kusoge's line, while maketso (9-10) and Singer (9-10) completed Kamikaze's. Almost fell asleep just typing that.
HOT: dreamwin, with a mild burning sensation that is either his 14-4 in this awful game, or syphilis... knowing dreamwin, it's probably both. Finnish sluts love his javelin.
NOT: skatarius, not for your 3-10, but for constantly parroting "no one showed, can has game delayed?" week after week. The only thing i want delayed is my ejaculation into your sister.
Long as she hasn't been near dreamin...
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Oblivion (2-5) vs. dun vs me (5-2)
50-39
Oblivion pulled off a big upset to keep their season alive, slamming the dunvsmeans 50-39 in the final week of play.
zeebu (15-9) and Shadowmere (13-6) went postal, carrying Rendered (9-10), Monstrous (0-4), Pressure (3-6), with a great performance from 5-Star autopilot, with a above-average 7-4.
On the losing side, Weak (14-10) did his best to stop the onslaught, but couldn't keep the likes of turban (9-10), Rough (8-10), Reckful (4-7), okyo (2-10), and Johnno (2-3) afloat.
HOT: Zeebu, with a marvelous 15-9.
HOT: Shadowere, with a mesmerizing 13-6.
NOT: okyo, with an abhorrent 2-10. How does an 8-Star warbird go -8? Are you in the Van Buren Boys? "A 2-10... no... look away, I'm hideous!"
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