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TWDT-D Finals
Tool vs. Power
50-40
Round 1
The house that Fierce built was back in full force after extended playoff absences from both Apok and Lasenza, as Zizzo's powerhouse dueling squad showed a full line.
Thunder-backed Power was also in its final form, as Ease and Racka came storming out of the gates with 10-5 and 9-4 scores, but an early 2-10 exit from Steadman, and sub-par 5-10 and 7-10 outings from Shaddowknight and Iron Survivor put them down 3v5 early despite a 34-32 lead, as the 10-Star duos of Ease (14-10) and Racka (12-10) were heavily outnumbered.
While the Fierce trio of Tripin (15-9), Lasenza (9-8), and Apok (6-7) were the driving force, the real heroes were 6-Star Aprix (12-8) and 5-Star Lee (8-8), who went 20-16 compared to Power's 7-10, shifting the battle to their favor by the midgame and staying alive for its entirety.
HOT: Tripin, with a big-time 15-9!
HOT: aprix, with a sizzlin' 6-Star 12-8
NOT: Steadman, with an premature exit 2-10. Steadman WBs like he fucks -- it's over in 2-10 seconds and he blames LaSenza.
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Tool vs Power
50-36
Round 2
Despite a huge game from 6-Star superstar BWP (15-10) coming in for Power, and another solid round from Ease (12-10), Zidane's squad once again suffered from an imbalanced offense as Racka (4-10), Iron Survivor (4-10), and Shaddowknight/FFE (1-10) all bit the bullet early.
The Tooltimers steamrolled Power as LaSenza (16-6) dominated ahead of Apok (11-7), aprix (9-7), Tripin (8-8), and Lee (6-8).
HOT: LaSenza, with a whopping 16-6!
NOT: Shaddowknight, with a horrendous 0-6 sub.
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TWDT-J Finals
Power vs. Tool
50-40
Round 1
The Powergonians finally took a round off Tool, as Ease (13-7), Zidane (12-8), and Steadman (11-8) led the way, with a strong 6-Star performance from Heaven (8-7) making his league debut, and a 5-10 from 5-Star FFE.
Team Captain Zizzo (15-10) did everything he could to stem the tide, but almost outkilled his entire team as they went a miserable 19-30 collectively, with Apok (6-10), (aprix (2-7), Tripin (7-10) and Lee (0-10) all negging, and a solid sub from Spawnisen (4-3) coming too late.
HOT: Zidane, with an impactful, aggressive game and a 12-8.
HOT: Heaven, with a debonair 8-7 debut!
NOT: aprix, with an appalling 2-7 from the jav extraordinaire.
NOT: Lee, with an abhorrent 0-10.
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Tool vs. Power
50-38
Round 2
Apok went First Blood on Power, destroying them with an incisive 17-5, alongside a fantastic performance from Spawnisen (14-7), to carry Zizzo (8-9), Tripin (7-9), and Lee (3-8).
Steadman (12-10) and Ease (10-10) lacked support as Zidane (8-10), FFE (4-10), Heaven (0-4) and Claus (2-6) all struggled.
An early exit from FFE gave the Tooltimers the edge they needed, as they tightened the noose around them and closed out the round convincingly.
HOT: Apok, with a devastating 17-5.
HOT: Spawnisen, with a splendid 14-7.
NOT: FFE, with a 4-10 out in 4 minutes, was a huge handicap for Power.
Other handicaps for Power:
-Zidane constantly telling everyone how terrible they are.
-Zidane telling a2m he's overrated and to not bother showing for Finals.
-Zidane drunkenly demanding Ease make him (C) and getting axed day before Finals.
-Heaven
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Power vs. Tool
50-43
Round 3
In a tough, bitterly fought battle, Tool clawed tooth and nail at the javing juggernaut for the double-crown, but 9000x TWLJ MVP Ease led all players with a clutch 14-9, ahead of strong performance from Zidane (12-7), Claus (10-9), Steadman (7-9), and Shaddowknight (7-10), as the Powergonians managed to hold Tool off for the TWDT-J title.
Apok's lag troubles finally caught up with him after several troublesome rounds, maxing out his !lagouts whilst 9-2 and being subbed out for Kim (6-8), while the rest of Tool fought valiantly but couldn't get past Power as Spawnisen (9-10), Zizzo (8-10), Lee (5-10), and Tripin (5-10) fell just short.
HOT: Ease, with a game-leading 14-8 performance.
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TWDT-B Finals
Sour Milk vs. Kusoge
20:00-18:31
Sour Milk's 6-Star Rab (154-78) led all spiders, ahead of Trasher (137-108), Cranium (133-92), Skepsis (117-67), and 5-Star Lena (117-74), as the Milkmen edged out the Bad Gamers by the narrowest of margins.
Mattey (2.9 RPD), thanks to being mugged, fortuitously was able to show for the first time this season, carrying Bonghits (3.1 RPD) against an aggressive spider line, and bringing them to the promised land ahead of Mikkiz (51-9), who, despite 3 Teks, looked shaky at times and didn't play his best game, as Dreamwin outplayed him slightly.
Kusoge's 6-Star Bueno also led his squadron, with a campy but effective 150-74, alongside team captain Undercut (140-84), Srapined (146-88), TheWadoRooster (117-77), and 5-Star Eren (101-121).
menelvagor (2.4 RPD) lagged out early on, leaving Kusoge strapped at the #8 position, forcing Jerome (2.8 RPD) alongside 3-league superstar JAMAL (2.8 RPD), as they struggled against the best shark in the game (and the best 6-Star shark to boot.)
Dreamwin (51-8) once again terred masterfully, staying alive in the clutch and doing just enough to push them over the edge.
This was a total bloodbath as both teams were virtually deadlocked in kills at 745-740. I asked MVP mattey what he thought of the game:
2:Ogron> Mattey im writing HoN whats ur assessment of the game
2:Mattey> bonghits is an actual irl idiot that is too big for his britches, their spiders were stronger, but jerome is so bad that we came out on top because menels isp is as garbage as he is in shark
2:Solacer> LOL
2:Undercut> LOL
2:Solacer> great analysis mattey
2:zidane> lOL
2:Ogron> can i quote u on that?
2:Mattey> yes
There you have it!
HOT: Mattey, whom I suspect was jumped by Cranium so he could show, as the current TWLB champion sharked in an incredibly tough game and was ultimately the difference in a 20:00-18:31 game, gaining crucial cram minutes and buying BongHits time to re-attach.
NOT: menelvagor, for an abysmal 2.4 RPD in the first 8 minutes, and pm'ing Undercut not to sub him despite repeated lagouts and wasting precious seconds on the clock.
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WB of the Week: Lasenza, with stellar 9-8, 16-6 games to sweep the 8-0 TWDT-D juggernaut Power!
Jav of the Week: Zidane, with strong 12-7, 8-10, 12-8 sorties to lead his team to the TWDT-J title!
Baser of the Week: Mattey, who once again proved sharks win championships, becoming the only player in Subspace to currently hold the TWLB and TWDT-B titles.
HOT OF THE WEEK: Ease, with a 13-7, 10-10, 14-8 performance across the Finals to clinch Power the TWDT-J title, and strong 14-10, 12-10 outings in TWDT-D.
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