Hot or Not
Week 1
Week 2
Week 3
Week 4
Week 5
Semi-Finals
Finals
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TWDT-D
Terrorist vs. Curse
50-37
Round 1
The big question coming into this three-league matchup between #1 Terrorist and #4 Curse was: Could Curse survive Terrorist in 1 or 2 leagues, eke out a victory, and then get Ease back for the Finals, where they would be heavy favorites in anything they reached?
Their best shots at the title were in warbird and base. They had been very good in TWDT-D all season, and excellent of late in TWDT-B.
Without Ease, and with Attacks unable to show for the match, things looked bleak as Skatarius (10-10), Ricko (9-10), Weak (7-10), Bram (6-10) and Zizzo (5-10) couldn't muster enough firepower to take down the top-seeded behemoth.
Okyo (15-10), meanwhile, looked unstoppable, leading Major Crisis (12-10), who has been an instrumental low-star player for them all season, continuing to provide dividends in warbird, ahead of Dreamwin (9-2), Jones (7-5), and turban (7-10).
HOT: Okyo (15-10)
HOT: Dreamwin (9-2)
NOT: Zizzo (5-10). Zizzo has almost singlehandedly been the reason Curse made the playoffs ahead of a very talented Silence team, with a plethora of monster performances across all three leagues. If there ever was a time they needed a miracle from him, it was now, and instead he provided about as much clutch as a Tesla Roadster.
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Terrorist vs. Curse
50-43
Round 2
After a phenomenal season in warbird and javelin, Weak (9-10) couldn't find the extra gear needed to win this close match, bereft of support with Ricko (1-2) forced out due to lag problems which weaved their way through the league on Sunday, although Curse came very close, with Zizzo (9-10) and Bram (8-10) doing well, and an excellent sub-in from Shaun (9-8), and solid play from Skatarius (7-10), but fell 7 kills short.
Once again, Major Crisis (15-9), Okyo (13-9), and Dreamwin (10-7) proved the difference, with Turban (5-10) struggling both rounds and Jones (6-8) hovering around 1:1 while making his season debut for Terrorist, as the 3-league juggernaut kept rolling, clinching a spot in TWDT-D Final.
HOT: Major Crisis (15-9)
NOT: Ricko's lag. This was a tight game, and in 3 successive lagouts, he went from difference-maker to dinner-maker. In both cases, he took a banger in the mouth.
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Power vs. Mortal
50-22
Round 1
Video
This was poised to be a close match, with Team Cancer (aka Power) losing half its roster over the course of the season, and Mortal gaining the services of Vys and Siaxis late in the season, to compliment mainstay Racka.
Instead, Team Power barrelled along, running over Mortal in a 50-22 stomp as Iron Survivor (10-4), Cres (11-7), Zidane (11-5), Ra (10-3), and Eric Clapton (8-3) put in a -- dare I say -- unified team effort and a balanced attack to take the W.
Siaxis (8-10), Racka (6-10), Rough (4-10), Jebass (3-10), Cripple (0-4), Afri (0-4), and Pressure (1-2) are now on the side of a Milk carton, after completely disappearing in this match.
HOT: Team Cancer. But honestly, the way Iron Survivor has been playing, you could probably put him and 4 pylons out there and still win.
NOT: Rough (4-10). I trust Rough's attempts at being a 3-league player about as much as I trust the blurb on movie posters:
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Power vs. Mortal
50-31
Round 2
Video
Captain Clutch, a.k.a. Cres (14-9), showed up to play these playoffs, taking on Best's load -- a task usually reserved for Lil*Piggy -- as Power decimated Mortal by 20.
I've never seen Ra (12-6) warbird once in my life, but he's apparently a quick study, going ham alongside TWDT-D scoring leader Iron Survivor (11-4), Eric Clapton (8-4), and Zidane (5-8).
Racka (12-10) put in a good effort in the second round, but struggles from Siaxis (7-10), Afri (6-10), Jebass (4-10), Pressure (2-8) and Rab (0-2) did them in.
HOT: Ra (12-6)
HOT: Cres (14-9)
NOT: Jebass (4-10). Jebass followed his 3-10 with a 4-10. I haven't seen this many rock hits since Led Zeppelin.
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