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Week 1
Week 1
TWDT-D
Fire vs. Stark
50-41
Fire put in a balanced team effort, as the Targaryens got the better of the Starks, with 7-Star superstar 24 (13-7) leading Cres (10-8), Ravage (10-9), Turban (10-9), and raizin (7-8) to the W.
First-round pick Zidane proved his mettle with a superb 15-10, but got little help from anyone other than Racketeer (10-10), as Eren (6-10), Joemama (1-3), Cripple (3-7), Cape (4-8), and Beasty (2-2) did little to ameliorate the situation.
HOT: 24 (13-7)
HOT: Zidane (15-10)
NOT: Cape (4-8). The TWLD 17 champion stunk up the joint before getting ignominiously subbed out for someone named "Beasty", making Cape the most famous sub person to be removed since Jared.
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Terrorist vs. Baratheon
50-46
Dumbwin (15-9) and Stayon (13-7) ran and lagged for their lives down 2v4, as Baratheon choked and gave up and easily winnable match in embarrassing fashion. Ison (8-10) lagged his way to a less impressive score, although his lagging through rocks was impressive, while cash.Monay (8-10) was serviceable, and Absent (6-10) was just plain bad.
Stannis (12-10) led his team in the loss, ahead of Board (10-10), Failed (10-10), JAMAL (8-10), and a disappointing 6-10 from Afri.
HOT: dreamwin
NOT: Afri/Absent (6-10)
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Kamikaze vs. Blooms
50-30
Iron Survivor (16-7) led Kentaro (15-9), Skatarius (7-4), Jebass (5-4), and Cloth (6-6) to a massive 50-30 win over the hapless Blooms.
Only maketso (8-10), and Smoking Blue (8-10) even approached parity, as Tiduz (7-10), Up in Ya !! (1-7) and Wiibimbo (3-10) were all terrible.
HOT: Iron Survivor
NOT: Wiibimbo (3-10). One of the least competent warbirds to ever play the game, his massive incompetence, poor aim, and atrocious decision-making were on full display in this game, made all-the-worse by the fact it's the only ship he plays.
If a Stormtrooper fucked Mr. Magoo, you'd be the end result.
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Silence vs. Paddington
50-49
This was an exciting match, as Geio took on Ease 1v1 at 48-48. Geio managed an early kill, then narrowly missed a smart suicide attempt up 49-48, but Ease's superior warbirding took over, as he equalized then finished off Geio to clinch the match.
Ease (15-9), Zizzo (13-10), pee pee sock (9-10) carried unimpressive games from veteran warbirds Rasaq (7-10) and ven0m (6-9), who almost threw the game away.
For Paddington, Shadowmere (16-10) had a very strong game, alongside Geio (14-10) and Trasher (6-5), with a mediocre outing from TWLD 20 champion Weak (8-10). beam (1-5) had to be subbed out, while Tiny (4-10) trading away low-star Ison so he could start himself proved an awful decision, as he is terrible in every ship except javelin, but doesn't realize it (it's called the Dunning–Kruger effect, and it is a cognitive bias in which relatively unskilled individuals suffer from illusory superiority, mistakenly assessing their ability to be much higher than it really is.)
HOT: Ease (15-9)
NOT: Tiny (4-10). The only thing you should be starting, is the car in your garage with a sock in the exhaust with you in it.
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