HOT OR NOT -- QUARTER-FINALS

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Hot or Not
Quarter-Finals


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Quarter-Finals
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TWDT-D



Paddington vs. Blooms
50-35
Round 1

Attack of the 7-Stars! Attacks (14-5) and 24 (12-4) were absolutely dominant, as the 7-Star superstars led veterans Weak (7-8) and Shadowmere (9-10), with 6-Star Tiny (6-8) in tow.

The rise of Attacks as legitimate force is hardly surprising, given the new blood that has broke through and took over the warbirding scene in TWDT-D this season, taking down a Blooms line featuring some of the best WBs of all-time, as Ricko (9-10), Okyo (9-10), Racka (7-10) were unable to stem the tide of the uprising, alongside low stars wiibimbo (5-10) and maketso (5-10).

The Fierce era ending and decline of other veteran warbirds (in contrast to the javing scene, which has lost almost no one and is now the strongest league in both TWL and TWDT) has produced a bevy of new talent rising to the top, with 10 of the top 17 players this year being 7-Stars or lower.



Paddington might not even have the best two 7-Star warbirds in Attacks and 24, with tandems of Zidane/AFRI and Stayon/Dreamwin pushing into the Semi-Finals.

HOT: Attacks
HOT: 24
NOT: Wiibimbo (5-10). After a brief flirtation with competence winning a 50-48 match last week, wiibimbo reverted to the mean, putting in a dookie 5-10.

wiibimbo> titles don't mean anything. i could win too if i had talent around me
Ogron> only thing ppl putting around wiibimbo is a noose after the way he played
Weak> LOL
ph> ded

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Paddington vs. Bloom
50-36
Round 2

Paddington Bears confused Orlando Bloom for Leonardo DiCaprio in The Revenant, as 24 (17-8) mauled them to death with a stunning performance, leading Shadowmere (10-8), Attacks (9-8), Tiny (7-4) and Weak (7-8) to the victory.

Okyo (9-10), Ricko (8-10), aprix (8-10), pizikus (7-10), and Racka (4-10) fell short and were eliminated from TWDT-D.

With that, Paddington moves on to face Silence in the TWDT-D 2016 Semi-Finals!

HOT: 24!
NOT: Racka (4-10). A disappointing season for the 2x TWLD champion and warbirding legend, who finished the regular season strong with a bunch of 10+ kill performances and a HOT despite being stuck on a laptop. We all know laptops only serve one purpose:

Sitting in Starbucks and publicly writing on your macbook.





Guy #2: Hey, getting some writing done there buddy?
Guy #1: Yeah, setting up in public so everybody can watch me type my big screenplay.
Guy #2: Me too. All real writers need to be seen writing otherwise what's the point, right?
Guy #1: You should totally write that down!
Guy #2: Okay, will you watch me?



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Baratheon vs. Stark
50-40
Round 1

The attack of the 7-Stars continued in the Quarter-Finals, as Zidane (14-10) and Afri (10-8) took control of this game, while Geio (10-6) continued his incredibly strong season in warbird. Turban (3-5) repeatedly lagged out, forcing buck (4-2) into the fray, while M_M God (9-9) put in a nice performance as well.

JAMAL (10-10), Ardour (9-10), Eren (9-10), and Racketeer (8-10) put in solid numbers, which isn't surprising given JAMAL finished as the #1 player last year and Racketeer had a Top 10 finish in warbird this year, but were let down by hulk (4-8) and healt (0-2).

HOT: Zidane
HOT: Geio
NOT: hulk (4-8). hulk complained about being a 7-star last year, arguing he should be a 6, and... it turned out to be an accurate self-assessment. There's no punch line, I just wanted to congratulate you on your perspicacity.

Turban has lagged out or specced.
Ease> classic playoff Turban
Turban has lagged out or specced.
turban> brb restarting router
Turban has lagged out of specced.
turban> k need sub
Hulk> turb you're lucky trade window closed or you'd get traded a 3rd time
Ogron> LOL
Ease> LOL

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Stark vs. Paddington
50-29
Round 2

Stark stormed back round two, coming back from a 20-15 deficit and going on a 35-9 run to win the round! King Kong JAMAL (15-6) was a complete monster, leading an unstoppable Eren (13-4), Ardour (10-9), Healt (8-3), and Racketeer (4-7) to the W.

Like Mitt Romney seeking Trump's endorsement in 2012, Baratheon got on its knees, closed its eyes, and opened wide, as the round spiraled horribly out of control and Afri (3-10), Buck (4-10), and Geio (6-10) choked, with only Turban and Zidane approaching parity, with a pair of 8-10s.

HOT: JAMAL!
HOT: Eren
NOT: AFRI (3-10). Afri was busy watching GSW choke and lose to the Lakers during this match, and infected our team via transcranial osmosis.

AFRI> ok ok I'll turn the tv off now
zidane> turn the knob on your oven instead
zidane> and stick your head in it
Ogron> LOL
Mr. Homo> ROFL
turban> ded

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Baratheon vs. Stark
50-45
Round 3

AFRI (14-9) returned to form Round 3, as Geio (10-9), M_M God (8-7), Zidane (9-10), and Turban (9-10) clutched the round late with some crucial knockouts on enemy 9s, putting in a balanced, team-oriented effort to knock Stark out of TWDT-D.

JAMAL was brilliant in this series, going 10-10, 15-6, 10-10 across all three games, but despite a similar effort from Eren (13-10) and Racketeer (11-10) in the last round, Healt (8-10) and Ardour (3-10) proved the final nail in the coffin.

Baratheon will face off against Terrorist in the TWDT-D Semi-Finals!

HOT: AFRI
HOT: M_M God
NOT: Ardour (3-10). You spell your name the British way, "ardour" instead of "ardor". Should have spelt it without u, because without u your team might have won.

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TWDT-J



Baratheon vs. Stark
50-38
Round 1

Turban exploded for 17 kills, getting over 10 kills in jav for the first time this season, as his 17-10 led the way, ahead of Zidane (10-7), Ogron (9-8), Geio (7-5), and M_M God (7-8).

Stark was coming off an excellent TWDT-J season where they went 5-2 and handed Silence their only loss of the season in Week 7, managing the 2nd best record in the league.

Baratheon put a halt to that, as Healt (10-10), Ardour (8-10), JAMAL (7-10), Mean Gene (7-10), Racketeer (3-9) and Cubs (0-1) all failed to go positive.

HOT: Turban!
NOT: Racketeer (3-9). This is what happens when you play on Paladen too long, you get indoctrinated into their cult of suckitude and begin to play more and more like Jebass.

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Baratheon vs. Stark
50-36
Round 2

Zidane (15-8) led all scorers this game, as Ogron (10-8), Turban (10-8), Geio (7-8), and M_M (5-4) closed out the match 2-0.

Ardour (13-10) was the only person to go positive in either round for Stark, as Mean Gene (9-10), healt (8-10), JAMAL (4-10) and porkjet (1-9) couldn't get much going. A disappointing result for JAMAL, who had been an absolute juggernaut all season in jav, notching 10/15/14/10/13 kills in his 5 regular season games.

With that, Baratheon advances to the TWDT-J Semi-Finals against Terrorist this Sunday.

HOT: Zidane
HOT: Ogron
NOT: porkjet (1-9).

Dishonorable Mention: Healt and Ardour. Nice work chasing and hunting me the entire round, and camping spawn waiting for me multiple times, like it's my first rodeo. LOL. Neither of you are good enough to pull that off, and I straight fkin' merked you both while you let my teammates outnumber the rest of your squad, dumbasses. Congrats on letting someone who went 36-60 during the regular season take a giant dump on you. Enjoy the offseason.

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Paddington vs. Blooms
50-45
Round 1

Shadow-no-mere-mortal continued his complete dominance over TWDT, going Super Saiyan SSJ2 and launching a massive 19-7 attack on Blooms, singlehandedly carrying 24 (9-8), inmate (9-10), Tiny (6-10, 3 TKS!!), and Weak (6-10) to the victory. Wowza!

This was an epic 3 round match, featuring two of the strongest jav teams in the league, as both went 5-2 and feature a plethora of 9+ star javelins.

For the Bloomers, Ricko (10-10), Okyo (9-10), aprix (8-10), and maketso (8-10) were all very good, but pikizus (4-10) let them down, and even a massive 6 TKs on Paddington's side couldn't make up for his poor play.

HOT: Shadowmere!!
NOT: snO_op (4-10). it was Snoop D-O-gg the second pizikus entered the game, as the Finn floundered, tanking Blooms harder than Byron Scott.

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Blooms vs. Paddington
50-43
Round 2

Dumbfuck Amnesti overslept, only showing up Round 2, as Blooms managed to even up the series 1-1, with aprix (14-8) continuing his magnificent play, as the #2 jav this season led maketso (10-8), pizikus (10-9), Amnesti (8-8), Major Crisis, and Ricko.

Tiny (13-10), Shadowmere (10-10), and 24 (10-10) were all superb, but a mediocre round from Weak (7-10) and a disastrous one from inmate (2-10) put their TWDT-J season in serious jeopardy.

HOT: aprix
HOT: maketso
NOT: inmate (2-10). Whatever you're in prison for, it sure as shit isn't murder, because you're incapable of killing anyone.

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Paddington vs. Blooms
50-46
Round 3

This was an extremely tense and exciting final round that went down to the wire, as two javing juggernauts went toe-to-toe, but once again Shadowmere (14-10) came to the rescue, leading 7-Star superstar Weak (10-9), Tiny (9-8), 24 (9-9), and an improved inmate (7-10) to the win.

For the Bloomers, Amnesti (14-10) was ferocious and unyielding, while Major Crisis (10-10), maketso (9-10), and aprix (8-10) proved stalwart, but another terrible 4-10 round from pizikus proved the fatal blow, as Blooms lost by 4.

Paddington moves on, and will play Silence in the TWDT-J Semi-Finals!

HOT: Shadowmere
HOT: Weak
NOT: pizikus (4-10). snO_opy proved more Charlie Brown than Joe Cool, as Blooms was eliminated from the only league they were a true contender in. RIP.

Wait... where have I seen those glasses before...

His plan was to break up Blooms all along!

[ogron]

TWDT-B



Blooms vs. Paddington
15:00-6:57

Blooms managed to compose themselves after a heartbreaking loss in TWDT-J, and convincingly stomped Tiny's squad out of TWDT-B. With Terrorist, Silence, Stark, Baratheon, and Blooms all fielding respectable lines across all three leagues, Paddington has become somewhat of a villain this season after their massive basing dump to stack wb and jav harder than any other squad, and the game saw multiple people cheering for Blooms to take them down after narrowly failing to do so in jav.

aprix (28-4, 3 teks) terred aptly ahead of Major Crisis (2.7 RPD, 4 teks!) and Valker (2.9 RPD).

6-Star superstar Smoking Blue (92-21) led all spiders, with Oder (92-44), Okyo (88-36), Ricko (70-32), and maketso (55-45) in tow.

For Paddington, Shadowmere (32-14, 2 teks) did what some might call terring, ahead of 24 (2.8 RPD) and Major Crisis (2.7 RPD).

Holy Ship (77-64), Jessup (71-52), not in game, and inmate were in spider, with Tiny (34-41) attempting what some might call basejaving, but his paltry 1 tek would be evidence against this. Future archaeologists studying this game will have to determine that from the box score, because I don't know.

Paddington forfeited the second round, meaning Blooms with advance to the TWDT-B Semi-Finals to face Terrorist!

HOT: Smoking Blue
HOT: Oder
NOT: Tiny (34-41). Tiny's basejaving is a lot like his tactics in picking up women: it involves a lot of negging, and he is constantly being repelled.

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Baratheon vs. Stark
15:00-7:39
Round 1

Ogron (30-5, 3 teks) terred ahead of Zidane (3.0 RPD) and Rodney (3.0 RPD), as Baratheon took the first round 15-7.

Turban (94-52, 4 teks!) led all spiders, ahead of Solace (85-44), and M_M God (85-43), with MR. HOMO (87-50) dominating under alongside Geio (58-31).

For Stark, Healt (23-8, 0 teks) "terred" in front of porkjet (2.7 RPD) and markmrw (2.9 RPD). pork's value didn't show up on the stat sheet, but he caused 3-4 teks with immaculately timed bombs leading to forced ports into enemy forces.

JAMAL (90-51) and Cripple (86-54) were beasts in spider, but unable to carry the likes of Mean Gene (67-58), Public Assassin (57-51), and hulk (59-57.)

cripple> oggy
cripple> PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
cripple> flame healt on forums
cripple> pls
Ogron> after careful consideration ive decided to write about Healt in Hot or Not again at his and Cripp's request
cripple> lol ogron healt is still pming me for some reason
cripple> i see why you say hes such a huge loser on forums
cripple> he was talking in our team chat saying hes the best jav performer in dtj
Amnesti> lol

HOT: Turban
HOT: Mr. Homo
NOT: Healt (23-8, 0 teks). You can't even beat me in your own ship, and you think you can step into terr and win? lol. But hey, at least you got your wish of getting written about again. Impressive 0-3 this week.

I know you don't have any medals since you've never done anything in this game, so I made you some:

Congrats on the triple frown.

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Baratheon vs. Stark
15:00-1:52
Round 2

I was worried Mean Gene would find the correct line of himself in terr, porkjet and hulk in shark, with Cripple, JAMAL, i.d. over and the remaining low-star spids under and it would be a really close match given how much basing talent he had.

Thankfully, he never came close, instead terring his best spider (JAMAL), putting an inexperienced newer player still learning in shark repping too fast in a high pressure must-win situation (markmrw), and not enough spider power to ever hope to win.

Ogron (21-0) aced in terr ahead of Zidane (3.1 RPD) and Rodney (3.0 RPD) as Baratheon cruised into the Semi-Finals, where they'll take on Silence.

M_M God (73-19) led the attack, alongside Turban (62-35), Solace (53-30), Mr. Homo (59-25), and Sulla (57-33).

Stark had JAMAL (21-12) in terr, with 2.7jet (2.7 RPD) and markmrw (2.7 RPD) in shark.

Cripple (57-45) did his best to salvage the situation but to no avail, ahead of Hulk (49-45), Eren (46-49), i.d. (40-40), and Mean Gene (39-35).

HOT: Zidane (3.1 RPD) and Rodney (3.0 RPD)
HOT: M_M God

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With that, the Quarter-Finals comes to an end, and we head towards the Semi-Finals this Sunday, where #1 Terrorist and #2 Silence re-enter the fold after a week off, taking on Quarter-Finals winners #3 Paddington, #5 Baratheon, and #6 Blooms.

Unsurprisingly, the old guard is lurking, with former champions Silence, Baratheon, and Terrorist in all three Semi-Finals matches, vying for more stars to add to their heraldic banners.

Blooms is no stranger to TWDT, either, having reached the Semis last year with a perfect 8-0 record in TWDT-B, and once again finds itself with a chance to advance to the Finals in base, while newcomer Paddington looks to make its mark on TWDT History after a strong season and a Machiavellian captain in search of glory.

Expect drama, surprises, upsets, and fun as TWDT heads towards the finish line!

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Players of the Week


WBs of the Week: 24 and JAMAL
24 was an absolute behemoth in warbird, going completely bananas against Blooms, knocking them out with sizzling 12-4, 17-8 performances. Congrats!
JAMAL went supernova on Baratheon, with 10-10, 15-6, 10-10 performances as Stark fell just short of advancing in TWDT-D. Sick play!

Honorable Mention: Attacks (14-5), AFRI (14-9)


Jav of the Week: Turban
Turban was a javing juggernaut this week, taking Stark out with superb 17-10, 10-8 scores. Nice work!


Baser of the Week: Smoking Blue
Smoking Blue was a 6-Star monster this week, dropping a scintillating 92-21 in spider to help Blooms advance to the Semi-Finals. Good stuff!


Players of the Week: Shadowmere and Zidane
Shadowmere put in a solid performance in TWDT-D, going 9-10 and 10-8 to knock out Blooms in two rounds, then went absolutely fucking bonkers in TWDT-J against a top-tier javelin line, going 19-7, 10-10, and 14-10 to help Paddington advance to the Semi-Finals by the narrowest of margins. The less said about his terring, the better

Zidane put in an all around spectacular effort across all three leagues, going 14-10, 8-10, 9-10 in warbird, 10-7, 15-8 in javelin, and a stalwart 3.0 and 3.1 RPD performance in shark, to help lead Baratheon to a perfect 3-0 week. Kudos!

Honorable Mention: Turban (8-10, 9-10, 17-10, 10-8, 94-52, 62-35) was instrumental in Baratheon going 3-0.
Honorable Mention: 24 (12-4, 17-8, 9-8, 10-10, 9-9) was crucial to Paddington going 2-1.

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Player of the Week History

WB of the Week


Week 1: Ease (15-9).
Ease outdueled Geio in a thrilling 1v1 finale, clinching the W for Silence.

Week 2: Best (18-9)
Best made his TWDT debut in style, massacring Kamikaze with a legendary performance.

Week 3: Raazi (15-9)
Raazi stunned a crowd of 50+ onlookers as he took on two Paddington warbirds 1v2 down 48-49, slaying them both and clinching a critical victory for Fire, and wowing spec chat with his superior play. Kudos!

Week 4: Shadowmere (16-9) and Vys (11-2)
Vys was an absolute monster in helping Baratheon clinch their first TWDT-D victory alongside Best, as the duo trampled over Stark. Shadowmere stomped the Kami with the highest score of the week in a 50-28 romp.

Week 5: Shadowmere (20-9) and 2pacZ (19-6).
Shadowmere was an absolute monster in warbird once again, clutching a 49-49 game on top of dropping 20 kills. Ridiculous! 2pacZ was unstoppable, keeping Silence undefeated in warbird and dropping the hammer on Kamikaze.

Week 6: Ardour (16-5)
Ardour singlehandedly took down Silence in TWDT-D with a monster game, ending Ease's streak of 26 straight undefeated regular season games in wb. Wowza!

Week 7: Kado (13-5) and Attacks (12-5)
Attack of the low-stars this week, as Kado led Terrorist over 6-1 Silence with a sublime performance, while Attacks took over a game vs. Stark. Nice job!

Quarter-Finals: 24 (17-8) and JAMAL (15-6)
24 was an absolute behemoth in warbird, going completely bananas against Blooms, knocking them out with sizzling 12-4, 17-8 performances. Congrats! JAMAL went supernova on Baratheon, with 10-10, 15-6, 10-10 performances as Stark fell just short of advancing in TWDT-D. Sick play!


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Jav of the Week


Week 1:Mean Gene (12-3).
MG slammed Blooms in TWDT-J, leading his team to the promised land.

Week 2: Shaun (18-10)
Shaun was an absolute juggernaut, despite his team getting trounced 50-39, showing the complete repertoire of javelin skills, and likely finding himself on the radar of several TWLJ squads looking to boost their ranks.

Week 3: Dreamwin (18-7)
Dreamwin gobbled up Paddington in a tight 50-44 match featuring multiple veterans, posting a Herculean effort which was very much needed to come away with the win.

Week 4: Dreamwin (15-9)
Dreamwin scored a 15-9 to crush Stark in a massacre, leading Terrorist to a 3-0 this week with impressive outings in wb (14-5) and spider (114-48) as well, and could have very easily been the Player of the Week. Nice work!

Week 5: aprix (12-7) and 24 (12-7).
aprix led Blooms over Terrorist's TWLJ-quality line with icewater in his veins, leading his team in a 50-43 route. 24 did much of the same, MVP'ing over the likes of Ease, Commodo, and Roiwerk to clinch a 50-42 win over Silence's previously undefeated line. Niceness!

Week 6: Ease (18-9)
Ease reminded everyone why he's the best javelin of all-time, ripping Stark open like a bag of chips, and devouring them whole with a titanic 18-9 game.

Week 7: Shadowmere (17-10) and hellkite (16-9)
Shadowmere moved heaven and earth to win over Stark, but fell just short, while hellkite curb-stomped Kamikaze in a 50-47 game to get the W.

Quarter-Finals: Turban (17-10)
Turban was a javing juggernaut this week, taking Stark out with superb 17-10, 10-8 scores. Nice work!


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Baser of the Week:

Week 1: Cripple (116-39). He got the most amount of kills in the least amount of time this week, leading Stark to a solid victory over Blooms.

Week 2: Mattey (3.1 RPD) and Commodo (3.1 RPD)
For a complete shutdown of a good basing squad, smothering them with a clockwork cram and coming up with a cold-blooded 15-2 win over Kamikaze.

Week 3: Cripple (161-55)
This was maybe the biggest score in TWDT-B history, and in a 15 minute game no less. Wowza! Stark unfortunately managed to lose the match 15-14, but through no fault of his own, putting up a Colossal performance. Great work!

Week 4: nosydawg (111-65)
nosydawg managed to outkill the likes of Trasher and Kess in a 15-12 thriller, MVP'ing the game and leading Kamikaze to the upset victory over Fire. Kudos!

Week 5: Best (104-55)
Best shined in a tough TWDT-B match against a superior opponent, sizzling them for 104 kills when no other player got out of the 80s. Dominant!

Week 6: Trasher (132-45)
This was an almost must-win game for Fire, and Trasher made the most of a fortuitous zone crash, returning with a vengeance and lighting Silence up for 132 and clinching the W.

Week 7: Mattey (2.9 RPD) and Commodo (2.9 RPD)
The best sharking duo in TWDT right now, they handed basing Behemoth Baratheon their first real loss of the season, and in stunning fashion, absolutely demolishing them 15-8. Yikes!

Quarter-Finals: Smoking Blue (92-21)
Smoking Blue was a 6-Star monster this week, dropping a scintillating 92-21 in spider to help Blooms advance to the Semi-Finals. Good stuff!


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Player of the Week

Week 1: Dreamwin.
Dreamwin is an idiot and not anywhere near as good at this game as he thinks he is, but he performed across all three leagues this week as Terrorist went 3-0, with a 15-9 in wb, 16-7 in jav, and 105-49 in spider, and earned the Player of the Week.

Week 2: Ease.
Silence was the only squadron to go 3-0 this week, as Ease led the foray through TWDT-D with a 10-9, TWDT-J with a 15-8, and TWDT-B with an 83-36. While the warbirding match over Fire and basing match over Kamikaze were fait accompli, the javing match required both deft skill and aplomb to navigate and come out with the victory over a TWLJ Finals line featuring both talent and synergy in Stayon, Rough, and Dreamwin, and he came through with flying colors, MVPing the match.

Week 3: Stayon.
Stayon led Terrorist with a superb 14-4 to knockoff Kamikaze in TWDT-D, a solid 10-8 in TWDT-J versus a recalcitrant Paddington, and a game-high 88-32 over Kamikaze in TWDT-B, as his team went a perfect 3-0 this week, leading the league.

Week 4: Weak and Commodo
Weak was immaculate in TWDT-D this week, notching a 10-0 ace in warbird over Kamikaze, then following it up with an MVP over Baratheon in TWDT-J, sizzling them with a 14-7 outing, going 2-0 for the week and helping Paddington to a 2-1 performance.

Commodo beasted a hotly contested 50-39 TWDT-J match, amassing a Herculean 15-6 to clinch the W, then managed a 3.0 RPD sharking a 15-4 massacre of Blooms alongside Mattey, going 2-0 for the week and leading Silence to a perfect 3-0.

Week 5: Turban and Zidane
While Best also managed a 3-0 on his new squad, Turban felt he had something to prove after being traded for the second time this season, taking down the squad that drafted him in two leagues, crushing Fire with a 10-6 in TWDT-D and a scorching 108-35 in TWDT-B when no one else was even close to 90, while stomping Kamikaze in TWDT-J in-between.

Zidane was also instrumental in leading Baratheon to its first 3-0 week, notching a 10-5 in warbird, a 13-6 in javelin, and a 3.0 RPD in shark as the 4x TWLJ Champion expands his already impressive resumé to all three leagues. Kudos!

Week 6: Shadowmere
Shadowmere has been knocking on the door of Player of the Week for several weeks now, leading his squadron to a 6-0 over a fortnight (alongside Weak and 24, as the trio have been producing across all three leagues), including ridiculous 16-9, 20-9 scores in TWDT-D Weeks 4 and 5. He produced a balanced effort this week, with a game-high 13-9 in TWDT-D vs. Terrorist, an incisive 9-8 in TWDT-J vs. a recalcitrant Blooms, and a 48-13 terrier performance in TWDT-J in a stunning 15:00-14:41 upset in TWDT-B. Kudos!

Week 7: Mythril
Mythril did everything humanly possible to will Fire into the playoffs, dropping a massive team-high 16-7 in TWDT-D, a team-high 9-10 in a tough loss in TWDT-J, and sharking his team to a 15:00-14:31 against 7-0 Terrorist with a recalcitrant 2.9 RPD. His never give up, never surrender attitude is what competition is all about. Kudos.

Quarter-Finals: Shadowmere and Zidane
Shadowmere put in a solid performance in TWDT-D, going 9-10 and 10-8 to knock out Blooms in two rounds, then went absolutely fucking bonkers in TWDT-J against a top-tier javelin line, going 19-7, 10-10, and 14-10 to help Paddington advance to the Semi-Finals by the narrowest of margins.

Zidane put in an all around spectacular effort across all three leagues, going 14-10, 8-10, 9-10 in warbird, 10-7, 15-8 in javelin, and a stalwart 3.0 and 3.1 RPD performance in shark, to help lead Baratheon to a perfect 3-0 week. Kudos!

[ogron]

Congratulations to Baratheon (TWDT-D, TWDT-J, TWDT-B), Paddington (TWDT-D, TWDT-J), and Blooms (TWDT-B) on advancing to the Semi-Finals!

They'll take on the top two seeds in Terrorist and Silence on Sunday, March 13th, 2016.

Stark joins Fire and Kamikaze in being eliminated. It was a very well fought contest between Paddington and Blooms in TWDT-J, ending with a 50-46 Round 3 thriller. Meanwhile Stark grinded it out against Baratheon in TWDT-D, narrowly getting edged out 50-45 in Round 3.

Thanks to everyone for participating. For those belonging to the five squads still left, hope to see next Sunday!

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[ogron]

Also, if anyone has video recording capabilities and would be interested in helping out, please let me (Ogron) know here or in-game.

I'd like to record the TWDT-D match between Silence and Paddington, the TWDT-J match between Silence and Paddington, and the TWDT-B match between Baratheon and Silence.

Some of these matches are going to (arguably) be stronger than the finals, especially the warbird match. Let me know, thanks!

[Fork]

Also, if anyone has video recording capabilities and would be interested in helping out, please let me (Ogron) know here or in-game.

I'd like to record the TWDT-D match between Silence and Paddington, the TWDT-J match between Silence and Paddington, and the TWDT-B match between Baratheon and Silence.

Some of these matches are going to (arguably) be stronger than the finals, especially the warbird match. Let me know, thanks!

I'm working this sun but might finish in time to record jav and basing game but im hoping Eren can come on ts and we can record ourselves talking shit over these matches (to ruin the video). Idk yet, depends on how I feel lol. Ideally I wouldn't mind playing that jav game but I'm not gonna get added anyway heh.

[mtine]

Making up stuff we supposedly said makes you so pro Ogron. No, really. All you wrote up there, not just about our game, is a bunch of lies. Were you even in the game when TWDT was going on? I'm not quite sure. Anyways, I'm glad this shitty league is over because now I can go do some real stuff like idk, work more, earn more money, buy some pro video games. You on the other hand should stick to what you are good at: lying and destroying everything you touch. Good riddance, sir.

[Smoking Blue]

dude we still got basing

[ogron]

lol i made up Wiibimbo going 5-10 and getting benched, it's all lies!


i'm glad you're glad you've been eliminated, i could tell how much you hate this league by showing up and playing 8 weeks in a row and reading and commenting on every thread!


#AndNowHisWatchHasEnded

[mtine]

Dude, I can't even argue with you because you are illiterate. You can't read. Go annoy healt or someone else. I'm bored of your stupidity.
Anyway, tnx to all Blooms members for a fun ride. And tnx to maketso for being a nice captain.

PS. Blue, plz don't tell Claus that. He thinks we are done.

[ogron]

There's nothing to argue about -- do well, you get HOTs, do poorly you get NOTs.

Blooms vs. Baratheon
50-48

This proved a pivotal match for Blooms and Fire and who would advance to the playoffs, as both these squads grinded it out to the very end, trading blows the entire game, ending in a 1v1 between Geio and Wiibimbo.

Okyo (14-10) has proven a huge boon since joining out of Free Agency, leading good performances from Racka (10-10), maketso (10-10), and sn0_0p.

Meanwhile, for Baratheon, Turban (13-10) led Zidane (9-10), Afri (9-10), and Buck in a spirited battle.

In the end, Geio (11-10) was magnificent, taking down multiple players by himself, but at 49-48, right as he knocked out a Blooms player, Wiibimbo (10-8) dove him, winning the 50-50, and clinching the match.

HOT: Okyo
HOT: Wiibimbo

As for the quotes, they're purely for entertainment value, I've never had to go and EXPLAIN the veracity before, because I assume most readers aren't dumb enough to assume they're verbatim or even real.

For your peace of mind, though, I'll go through them for you: The Wiibimbo quote is fake, the Turban quote was real but paraphrased, the Afri quote was made up, and the cripple quote was copy/pasted word for word but condensed to exclude random unrelated blue chat.