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TWDT-D
Paddington vs. Terrorist
50-47
Round 1
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With one of their key starters missing (Absent living up to his name)and another suffering lag issues (Stayon living in Portugal), this looked like a foregone conclusion from the out, given that Paddington were already heavy favorites.
Instead, a hero emerged, in ALL CAPS (as most online heroes are wont to do), in the form of ROWS (16-10), who wowed audiences, and tapped into the better angels of their nature, as they enthusiastically rewarded his excellent play with cheers of "alias check that faggot there's no way ROWS is that good!" Humanity™ (work in progress).
Alongside ROWS herROWics was the always stalwart Dreamwin (12-10) who gave them a chance for a win, but mediocre scores from Rough (7-10) and little buddha (7-10), along with a disappointing opening round from Kado (4-10), who had been so good all year, hurt them, as they fell just short, losing 50-47.
As they have all year, 24 (14-9) and Shadowmere (11-7) led their team to victory, and surprise late-season breakout Attacks (13-10) continued to impress, unimpeded by sub-par play from Best (6-10) and subterranean core-of-the-fucking-earth digging his way to China play from Tiny (2-10), while a late sub-in from vys (4-1) was instrumental in securing the victory.
This was a (surprisingly) exciting match, but one that Terrorist likely had to win to have a chance to take down the warbirding behemoth that is Paddington, who could afford to miss 9-Star warbirds like Weak and Siaxis and not even have it affect their prospects in any significant way.
Great effort by Terrorist, and a good close by Paddington to escape with the victory.
HOT: 24
HOT: ROWS
NOT: kado (4-10). While Tiny was worse, they didn't need him to play well to win. Kado was a Top 10 warbird statistically this season, and Terror needed him in this game, and he failed to come through.
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Paddington vs. Terrorist
50-20
Round 2
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This round was an absolute massacre, as vys (16-2) aptly illustrated the current state of warbirding in the zone when a true veteran steps into the arena, utterly annihilating Terrorist to the point where there was nothing left to bury once he was done with them.
24 (10-2) continued his stellar play, adding another TWDT-D trophy to his mantle, along with Shadowmere (11-3), as the pair completely dominated WB all season, leading Paddington to the promised land with aplomb.
Bigmon Best (9-10) was solid, clinching his second TWDT-D championship in a row, albeit in not as dominating fashion as last year, while Tiny (4-3) stayed alive and was serviceable in filling the 6-Star slot, to help his team to their first title.
Dreamwin, hellkite, Kado, Little Buddha, Rough, and ROWS crumbled against the might of Paddington, and all went negative.
I believe we have a photo of Terrorist losing during Round 2.
And with that impressive second round performance, Tiny's Paddington wins the title, after downing some of the toughest squads in TWDT-D, including Blooms in the Quarter-Finals and Silence in the Semis -- Congrats!
HOT: vys
HOT: Shadowmere
NOT: Rough (0-7). If an alien superweapon threatened to erase all knowledge on the planet, and we can only save 10 people from annihilation on top of that, save Rough. There is no human in existence who has a better chance of re-discovering the concept of zero.
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