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Commodo won't be able to write TWDT-J until playoffs. WE NEED SOMEONE TO STEP UP AND DO WEEKS 2-5. I'll fill in for this week.
Power vs. Baratheon
50-18
Uh................. this may come as a huge shock, but I'm starting to get the feeling Baratheon isn't winning TWDT-J. Baratheon hasn't drafted a javelin since Ease destroyed their hopes and dreams in the 2013 TWDT-J Semi-Finals by singlehandedly willing his team into the Finals and winning the title:
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Result of Thunder vs. Baratheon: 43 - 50 ,---------------------------------+------+------+-----------+----. | K | D | TK | Rating | LO | | ,------+------+------+-----------+----+ | Thunder / 40 | 50 | 1 | 10190 | 0 | +------------------------' | | | | | | Turban 8 | 10 | 1 | 2048 | 0 | | Best 8 | 10 | 0 | 2048 | 0 | | Ease 14 | 10 | 0 | 3602 | 0 | | Undercut 4 | 10 | 0 | 1000 | 0 | | Obi 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | | Tsunami 6 | 10 | 0 | 1492 | 0 | +---------------------------------+------+------+-----------+----+ | ,------+------+------+-----------+----+ | Baratheon / 49 | 43 | 3 | 12510 | 0 | +------------------------' | | | | | | euforia 16 | 7 | 1 | 4077 | 0 | | cranium 7 | 10 | 0 | 1777 | 0 | | Demonic 5 | 8 | 0 | 1269 | 0 | | Mikkiz 5 | 10 | 0 | 1274 | 0 | | Eelam 16 | 8 | 2 | 4113 | 0 | `---------------------------------+------+------+-----------+----' ROUND OVER: Baratheon wins! Current game standing of Thunder vs. Baratheon: 1 - 1 MVP: Eelam!
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Result of Thunder vs. Baratheon: 50 - 41 ,---------------------------------+------+------+-----------+----. | K | D | TK | Rating | LO | | ,------+------+------+-----------+----+ | Thunder / 49 | 41 | 2 | 12451 | 0 | +------------------------' | | | | | | Turban 9 | 10 | 0 | 2303 | 0 | | Ease 19 | 5 | 2 | 4873 | 0 | | Best 9 | 9 | 0 | 2238 | 0 | | Undercut 3 | 2 | 0 | 766 | 0 | | 4|20 2 | 8 | 0 | 500 | 0 | | Tsunami 7 | 7 | 0 | 1771 | 0 | +---------------------------------+------+------+-----------+----+ | ,------+------+------+-----------+----+ | Baratheon / 39 | 50 | 0 | 9860 | 0 | +------------------------' | | | | | | euforia 12 | 10 | 0 | 3049 | 0 | | cranium 5 | 10 | 0 | 1282 | 0 | | Mikkiz 6 | 10 | 0 | 1545 | 0 | | Demonic 7 | 10 | 0 | 1668 | 0 | | Eelam 9 | 10 | 0 | 2316 | 0 | `---------------------------------+------+------+-----------+----' GAME OVER: Thunder wins! MVP: Ease!
Anyway, Roiwerk (15-1), Ricko (14-5), Zidane (8-0), Trasher (8-3), and Henry Salami made short work of their floundering enemy, beating them by a whopping 32!
For their own health and safety, the names of the players on Baratheon have been withheld from the press, as none of them got more than 4-10. Pray for Mojo.
HOT: Roiwerk (15-1)
NOT: [REDACTED]
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Terrorist vs. Paladin
50-37
Terrorist took home their first jav win by 13, as Dreamwin (14-9), Zizzo (7-3), Skyforger (10-10), Kess (9-10), and Rasaq forged ahead.
For Paladin, only vys (11-10) went positive, with Mean Gene approaching parity, whilst Jessup, Mohmmad and Myollnir struggled mightily.
HOT: Dreamwin (14-9)
NOT: Myollnir (1-10). More like Myopic, amirite? You're either the worst healthy human to ever play this game, or the best player with Parkinsons, and I'm a huge fan of your work in Back To the Future as Marty McFly.
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Brexit vs. ALF
50-47
Commodo (18-9) put in a gargantuan effort, carrying Brexit to a narrow 50-47 win, ahead of Iron Survivor (11-10), Olde, Omega Red, and 3DM.
Singer (13-10) and Turban (10-10) played well, but could buoy sub-par outings from Fork, Rab, Reaver, and DeathlyHallow.
HOT: Commodo (18-9)
NOT: Fork (2-6). Fork, like Adam Sandler movies, somehow continue to find outlets to play despite a constantly decreasing star rating due to being fucking terrible, baffling scientists and people with eyes.
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Paladin vs. Baratheon
50-18
Aha! Paladin! An easy match for Baratheon to get their footing and improve their-- nope, they lost 50-18 again. OHMYGODTHISPLACEISONFIRE!
porkjet> PANIC
Kira Tomato was an absolute fucking monster, going 17-3 like Jason and the Argonauts, as Baratheon got golden fleeced.
Racka (13-3) continues to impress in javelin, with vys, Spezza, and Jessup completing the rout.
HOT: Kira Yamato (17-3)
NOT: [REDACTED]
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Terrorist vs. ALF
50-47
Another close and exciting match, as the Finnish duo of Dreamwin (14-9) and Zizzo (16-8) domdinated the match, winning narrowly by 3 kills, ahead of Kess, skyforger, and Toxic.
Turban (11-10) and Reaver (11-10) led the charge for ALF, but Rab, Singer, and DeathlyHallow couldn't hit 1:1.
HOT: Zizzo (16-8)
NOT: Toxic (5-10). Toxic had the worst score on the winning team, joining an elite group of players in TW history.
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Power vs. Brexit
50-38
Trasher (12-6), Roiwerk (13-8), and Zidane (11-7), along with Bacon, Henry Saari, and Ricko, convincingly took down Brexit and claimed the W.
Omega Red (11-10) was the lone standout for the blimey Brits, as Commodo, Pressure, Olde, mcvicar, and Iron all negged.
HOT: Trasher (12-6)
NOT: mcvicar (2-6). How many Brits are there on this team??? The biggest surprise of the FA Draft was that you didn't draft a dentist.
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