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Week 3 and the most talked about player this season, Baratheon’s porkjet, finally showed up, helping them win both their games and improve their record to a whopping 2-4, which they desperately needed to have a chance of making the playoffs. Ogron’s sigh of relief was probably premature, however, since TW deemed spaceship battles more important than maternal ties.
Power continued undefeated by stomping Paladin and Alf, improving their record to 6-0.
Terrorist went 1-1, as did Alf, suffering their first defeat this season.
Paladin continued to bravely show up (except, again, for their Dice players) and get promptly destroyed.
Brexit pulled a porkjet vs Terrorist and forfeited, and lost vs Alf for a 0-2 week.
Terrorist vs Brexit
15:00 – 0:00
The ignominious Brexit players were evidently unable to show up due to much-needed dentist appointments.
HOT: Terrorist.
NOT: Brexit.
NOT: Namnlos.
Baratheon vs Paladin
15:00 – 2:18
Baratheon finally caught a break and ended their 0-4 losing streak with a decisive victory against the worst basing team in the league.
Poopjet and hulk finally showed up to shark, which was probably unnecessary in this match, but it was most likely better warm up than pub for their real opponent (Terrorist) of the day.
HOT: Cripple (68-10). Very standard Cripple rec again, but of course he didn’t have to sweat for it at all.
NOT: Siaxis (8-15). The loudmouthed fisherman stepped into terrier. He obviously had no chance with this team, but still, that’s pretty damn bad.
Baratheon vs Terrorist
15:00 – 12:21
Baratheon’s second win of the season came against a much tougher opponent.
Baratheon’s star spiders Cripple and Spezza lifted Banks, tj poopchute and Holy Ship on their broad shoulders in this extremely tight matchup. On the other side, Dreamwin and Kess lead ZIzzo, zeebu and skyforger.
Both sides somehow managed to get their starting sharks on at the same time. Dwopple stood out with 3 teks.
Ogron and Dikkiz played reasonably well in the red ship.
HOT: Cripple (132-64, 1 tek). Most kills.
NOT: Holy Ship (73-85). I hate to do this after last week, but this is inexcusable. I’m assuming Holy Ship did not follow my advice of shooting at asteroids.
Brexit vs Alf
10:57 – 15:00
Alf’s fifth win of the season came against a weak Brexit that was drowsy and droopy from the anaesthetics of their dentist appointment.
Alf’s spiders won kills by a small margin, since Brexit was missing their starters Ro, Ease and Skatarius. Captain Attacks was MIA as well. Reaver was the standout spider with most kills of the match. Rozay did well again, breaking 100 kills. Turban apparently taped his forward button down going 1:1 with 2 teks. Not u and flion played about as well as can be expected of them.
Pressure made a valiant effort in terrier, achieving 59 kills, 4 of which were teks, almost outkilling a spider on his team, but it was just not enough to keep the sinking ship afloat. Warportal did not play poorly, but his performance pales in comparison.
Beasty and Mythril outplayed last week’s baser of the week Commodo and 6* catamite GLYDE in shark, which was probably the deciding factor in the outcome.
HOT: Reaver (116-43, 3 teks). Most kills and 3 teks. Quite nice.
HOT: Pressure (59-10, 4 teks). Thix played his heart out.
NOT: GLYDE (10-97, 2.5 rpd). A weak performance.
Power vs Alf
15:00 – 4:11
The two undefeated basing teams faced off in what proved to be a very lopsided match with Power asserting clear dominance over Alf with a difference of over 100 kills and 10 minutes.
Protected by zid and beam, Vehicle died only once, while warportal was slayed 10 times. Beasty and mythril played decently.
Alf’s spider line was very good – for Power to poop on and flush down the toilet. Alright, I guess Reaver played alright. Turban kept smashing his head bloody against a wall in a vain attempt of breaching the enemy lines. Can’t fault him for trying.
HOT: okyo (97-28, 4 teks). Okyo showed again that he is criminally underrated as a 7* as he got both most kills and most teks in this match.
NOT: Shopping <ZH> (17-23). He was fortunately subbed out before he could embarrass himself further.
Paladin vs Power
3:21 – 15:00
As expected, Power decimated Paladin.
Free agency pick up 24 helped Paladin keep a bit of their dignity by sharking with Mean Gene, forming a decent ?go base shark team. Zid & Eph proved to be too much for them, though.
The stoic Magnum Size was unwillingly thrust into terrier again, and handled himself well considering the circumstances.
Power’s spiders outkilled Paladin by 100. Kudos to Henry Saari for a terrier-esque rec. Birger Brosa played decently well and Lasenza annoyed everyone in warbird.
HOT: zidane (10-59, 2 teks, 3.2 rpd). Zid was allowed to roam free collecting greens, which resulted in this ridiculous rpd.
NOT: eavenly (28-48). Shameful display. Should join the pub practise contingent of Attacks and Holy Ship, though it’s doubtful if any amount of practise will help someone who does this poorly after playing for 20 years.
Power continued undefeated by stomping Paladin and Alf, improving their record to 6-0.
Terrorist went 1-1, as did Alf, suffering their first defeat this season.
Paladin continued to bravely show up (except, again, for their Dice players) and get promptly destroyed.
Brexit pulled a porkjet vs Terrorist and forfeited, and lost vs Alf for a 0-2 week.
Terrorist vs Brexit
15:00 – 0:00
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Brexit failed to submit a line with more then 5 players, and therefor forfitts -Namnlos <ER>
HOT: Terrorist.
NOT: Brexit.
NOT: Namnlos.
Baratheon vs Paladin
15:00 – 2:18
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Result of Baratheon vs. Paladin: 15:00 - 2:18 ,---------------------------------+------+------+-----------+------+------+-----+-----------+----. | K | D | TK | Points | FT | TeK | RPD | Rating | LO | | ,------+------+------+-----------+------+------+-----+-----------+----+ | Baratheon / 312 | 240 | 3 | 80757 | 7 | 15 | 327 | 4732 | 0 | +------------------------' | | | | | | | | | | Banks 40 | 14 | 0 | 10913 | 0 | 1 | | 590 | 0 | | cripple 68 | 10 | 0 | 15541 | 0 | 3 | | 696 | 0 | | Holy Ship 46 | 30 | 0 | 11232 | 0 | 3 | | 610 | 0 | | hulk 17 | 59 | 2 | 6037 | 2 | 2 | 2.9 | 494 | 0 | | Ogron 15 | 1 | 0 | 4949 | 0 | 1 | | 563 | 0 | | porkjet 8 | 56 | 1 | 4437 | 3 | 0 | 2.8 | 464 | 0 | | Spezza <TW> 62 | 28 | 0 | 14457 | 2 | 2 | | 669 | 0 | | tj hazuki 56 | 42 | 0 | 13191 | 0 | 3 | | 646 | 0 | +---------------------------------+------+------+-----------+------+------+-----+-----------+----+ | ,------+------+------+-----------+------+------+-----+-----------+----+ | Paladin / 237 | 312 | 0 | 15601 | 7 | 0 | 348 | 6 | 0 | +------------------------' | | | | | | | | | | 24 5 | 69 | 0 | 835 | 4 | 0 | 2.6 | 1 | 0 | | Birger BROSA 55 | 28 | 0 | 2577 | 0 | 0 | | 1 | 0 | | chrona 16 | 10 | 0 | 980 | 0 | 0 | | SUB | 0 | | eavenly 42 | 36 | 0 | 2249 | 0 | 0 | | 1 | 0 | | Jessup 5 | 11 | 0 | 19 | 0 | 0 | | | 0 | | LaSenza 47 | 24 | 0 | 3247 | 0 | 0 | | 1 | 0 | | Magnum Size 53 | 49 | 0 | 2845 | 1 | 0 | | 1 | 0 | | Mean Gene 1 | 62 | 0 | 805 | 2 | 0 | 2.7 | | 0 | | Siaxis 8 | 15 | 0 | 1187 | 0 | 0 | | 1 | 0 | | too fresh 5 | 8 | 0 | 857 | 0 | 0 | | | 0 | `---------------------------------+------+------+-----------+------+------+-----+-----------+----' Baratheon wins this game!
Poopjet and hulk finally showed up to shark, which was probably unnecessary in this match, but it was most likely better warm up than pub for their real opponent (Terrorist) of the day.
HOT: Cripple (68-10). Very standard Cripple rec again, but of course he didn’t have to sweat for it at all.
NOT: Siaxis (8-15). The loudmouthed fisherman stepped into terrier. He obviously had no chance with this team, but still, that’s pretty damn bad.
Baratheon vs Terrorist
15:00 – 12:21
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Result of Baratheon vs. Terrorist: 15:00 - 12:21 ,---------------------------------+------+------+-----------+------+------+-----+-----------+----. | K | D | TK | Points | FT | TeK | RPD | Rating | LO | | ,------+------+------+-----------+------+------+-----+-----------+----+ | Baratheon / 549 | 578 | 3 | 91202 | 16 | 7 | 630 | 3124 | 2 | +------------------------' | | | | | | | | | | Banks 72 | 56 | 0 | 11814 | 2 | 2 | | 403 | 0 | | cripple 132 | 64 | 0 | 19255 | 1 | 1 | | 625 | 1 | | Holy Ship 73 | 85 | 0 | 12189 | 1 | 0 | | 406 | 0 | | hulk 17 | 114 | 3 | 4771 | 5 | 0 | 2.8 | 188 | 0 | | Ogron 38 | 5 | 0 | 8607 | 0 | 0 | | 290 | 0 | | porkjet 10 | 114 | 0 | 4139 | 4 | 1 | 2.7 | 173 | 0 | | Spezza <TW> 123 | 54 | 0 | 16978 | 2 | 1 | | 592 | 0 | | tj hazuki 84 | 86 | 0 | 13449 | 1 | 2 | | 447 | 1 | +---------------------------------+------+------+-----------+------+------+-----+-----------+----+ | ,------+------+------+-----------+------+------+-----+-----------+----+ | Terrorist / 575 | 560 | 11 | 80690 | 16 | 5 | 660 | 1852 | 0 | +------------------------' | | | | | | | | | | dreamwin 121 | 67 | 0 | 14849 | 2 | 1 | | 363 | 0 | | Dwopple 15 | 118 | 4 | 4852 | 1 | 3 | 2.7 | 18 | 0 | | KESS 116 | 67 | 0 | 13183 | 1 | 0 | | 407 | 0 | | Mikkiz 31 | 8 | 0 | 6084 | 2 | 1 | | 100 | 0 | | skyforger 84 | 63 | 0 | 9986 | 2 | 0 | | 288 | 0 | | WAR <ZH> 16 | 119 | 7 | 4553 | 7 | 0 | 2.9 | 10 | 0 | | zeebu 89 | 64 | 0 | 13047 | 1 | 0 | | 307 | 0 | | Zizzo 103 | 54 | 0 | 14136 | 0 | 0 | | 359 | 0 | `---------------------------------+------+------+-----------+------+------+-----+-----------+----' Baratheon wins this game!
Baratheon’s star spiders Cripple and Spezza lifted Banks, tj poopchute and Holy Ship on their broad shoulders in this extremely tight matchup. On the other side, Dreamwin and Kess lead ZIzzo, zeebu and skyforger.
Both sides somehow managed to get their starting sharks on at the same time. Dwopple stood out with 3 teks.
Ogron and Dikkiz played reasonably well in the red ship.
HOT: Cripple (132-64, 1 tek). Most kills.
NOT: Holy Ship (73-85). I hate to do this after last week, but this is inexcusable. I’m assuming Holy Ship did not follow my advice of shooting at asteroids.
Brexit vs Alf
10:57 – 15:00
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Result of Brexit vs. Alf: 10:57 - 15:00 ,---------------------------------+------+------+-----------+------+------+-----+-----------+----. | K | D | TK | Points | FT | TeK | RPD | Rating | LO | | ,------+------+------+-----------+------+------+-----+-----------+----+ | Brexit / 497 | 518 | 8 | 64111 | 34 | 7 | 545 | 1357 | 0 | +------------------------' | | | | | | | | | | 3DM 59 | 50 | 0 | 6510 | 2 | 0 | | 154 | 0 | | Commodo 18 | 104 | 7 | 4764 | 19 | 0 | 2.8 | 1 | 0 | | Geio 86 | 57 | 0 | 10253 | 0 | 2 | | 254 | 0 | | GLYDE 10 | 97 | 1 | 3254 | 9 | 0 | 2.5 | 1 | 0 | | mcvicar 81 | 70 | 0 | 10884 | 2 | 0 | 2.2 | 235 | 0 | | omega red 92 | 53 | 0 | 8990 | 1 | 0 | | 276 | 0 | | Pat B 92 | 77 | 0 | 11059 | 0 | 1 | | 276 | 0 | | Pressure 59 | 10 | 0 | 8397 | 1 | 4 | | 160 | 0 | +---------------------------------+------+------+-----------+------+------+-----+-----------+----+ | ,------+------+------+-----------+------+------+-----+-----------+----+ | Alf / 510 | 503 | 6 | 94633 | 34 | 10 | 609 | 4342 | 0 | +------------------------' | | | | | | | | | | Beasty 8 | 104 | 0 | 4557 | 20 | 1 | 2.9 | 208 | 0 | | Flion 70 | 51 | 0 | 11790 | 0 | 1 | | 438 | 0 | | Mythril 8 | 105 | 4 | 4069 | 6 | 0 | 2.9 | 193 | 0 | | not u 80 | 59 | 0 | 12319 | 3 | 0 | | 475 | 0 | | Reaver 116 | 43 | 0 | 20456 | 2 | 3 | | 608 | 0 | | ROZAY 105 | 55 | 0 | 18092 | 1 | 1 | | 567 | 0 | | turban 82 | 77 | 2 | 13967 | 1 | 2 | | 1516 | 0 | | warportal 41 | 9 | 0 | 9383 | 1 | 2 | | 337 | 0 | `---------------------------------+------+------+-----------+------+------+-----+-----------+----' Alf wins this game!
Alf’s spiders won kills by a small margin, since Brexit was missing their starters Ro, Ease and Skatarius. Captain Attacks was MIA as well. Reaver was the standout spider with most kills of the match. Rozay did well again, breaking 100 kills. Turban apparently taped his forward button down going 1:1 with 2 teks. Not u and flion played about as well as can be expected of them.
Pressure made a valiant effort in terrier, achieving 59 kills, 4 of which were teks, almost outkilling a spider on his team, but it was just not enough to keep the sinking ship afloat. Warportal did not play poorly, but his performance pales in comparison.
Beasty and Mythril outplayed last week’s baser of the week Commodo and 6* catamite GLYDE in shark, which was probably the deciding factor in the outcome.
HOT: Reaver (116-43, 3 teks). Most kills and 3 teks. Quite nice.
HOT: Pressure (59-10, 4 teks). Thix played his heart out.
NOT: GLYDE (10-97, 2.5 rpd). A weak performance.
Power vs Alf
15:00 – 4:11
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Result of Power vs. ALF: 15:00 - 4:11 ,---------------------------------+------+------+-----------+------+------+-----+-----------+----. | K | D | TK | Points | FT | TeK | RPD | Rating | LO | | ,------+------+------+-----------+------+------+-----+-----------+----+ | Power / 405 | 298 | 1 | 91237 | 11 | 10 | 411 | 4623 | 0 | +------------------------' | | | | | | | | | | beam 7 | 75 | 1 | 4472 | 7 | 0 | 2.5 | 404 | 0 | | M_M God 72 | 32 | 0 | 13970 | 0 | 3 | | 649 | 0 | | nosydawg 52 | 32 | 0 | 12896 | 0 | 1 | | 575 | 0 | | okyo 97 | 28 | 0 | 18077 | 2 | 4 | | 742 | 0 | | Ricko 64 | 29 | 0 | 13986 | 0 | 1 | | 620 | 0 | | Trasher 81 | 26 | 0 | 16207 | 1 | 0 | | 683 | 0 | | Vehicle 24 | 1 | 0 | 7347 | 0 | 1 | | 539 | 0 | | zidane 8 | 75 | 0 | 4282 | 1 | 0 | 3.0 | 411 | 0 | +---------------------------------+------+------+-----------+------+------+-----+-----------+----+ | ,------+------+------+-----------+------+------+-----+-----------+----+ | ALF / 297 | 409 | 4 | 22023 | 10 | 1 | 496 | 7 | 0 | +------------------------' | | | | | | | | | | Beasty 3 | 94 | 1 | 1028 | 4 | 0 | 2.7 | 1 | 0 | | Flion 48 | 44 | 0 | 2657 | 0 | 0 | | 1 | 0 | | Mythril 5 | 88 | 3 | 1467 | 2 | 0 | 2.8 | 1 | 0 | | not u 23 | 21 | 0 | 1723 | 0 | 0 | | | 0 | | Reaver 71 | 28 | 0 | 4991 | 1 | 0 | | 1 | 0 | | ROZAY 51 | 47 | 0 | 3574 | 1 | 0 | | 1 | 0 | | Shopping <ZH> 17 | 23 | 0 | 929 | 0 | 0 | | | 0 | | turban 55 | 54 | 0 | 3340 | 2 | 0 | | 1 | 0 | | warportal 24 | 10 | 0 | 2314 | 0 | 1 | | 1 | 0 | `---------------------------------+------+------+-----------+------+------+-----+-----------+----' Power wins this game!
Protected by zid and beam, Vehicle died only once, while warportal was slayed 10 times. Beasty and mythril played decently.
Alf’s spider line was very good – for Power to poop on and flush down the toilet. Alright, I guess Reaver played alright. Turban kept smashing his head bloody against a wall in a vain attempt of breaching the enemy lines. Can’t fault him for trying.
HOT: okyo (97-28, 4 teks). Okyo showed again that he is criminally underrated as a 7* as he got both most kills and most teks in this match.
NOT: Shopping <ZH> (17-23). He was fortunately subbed out before he could embarrass himself further.
Paladin vs Power
3:21 – 15:00
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Result of Paladin vs. Power: 3:21 - 15:00 ,---------------------------------+------+------+-----------+------+------+-----+-----------+----. | K | D | TK | Points | FT | TeK | RPD | Rating | LO | | ,------+------+------+-----------+------+------+-----+-----------+----+ | Paladin / 218 | 332 | 6 | 17656 | 8 | 3 | 418 | 5 | 0 | +------------------------' | | | | | | | | | | 24 4 | 80 | 5 | 770 | 3 | 1 | 2.8 | 1 | 0 | | Birger BROSA 43 | 29 | 0 | 3171 | 0 | 0 | | | 0 | | chrona 30 | 24 | 0 | 2665 | 0 | 0 | | 1 | 0 | | eavenly 28 | 48 | 0 | 1590 | 3 | 0 | | 1 | 0 | | Jessup 52 | 48 | 0 | 3524 | 0 | 0 | | 1 | 0 | | LaSenza 37 | 18 | 0 | 2420 | 0 | 1 | | | 0 | | Magnum Size 21 | 9 | 0 | 1862 | 0 | 1 | | 0 | 0 | | Mean Gene 3 | 75 | 1 | 1054 | 2 | 0 | 2.6 | 1 | 0 | | Myollnir 0 | 1 | 0 | 600 | 0 | 0 | | | 0 | +---------------------------------+------+------+-----------+------+------+-----+-----------+----+ | ,------+------+------+-----------+------+------+-----+-----------+----+ | Power / 326 | 219 | 1 | 80738 | 9 | 9 | 356 | 4363 | 1 | +------------------------' | | | | | | | | | | Clay 17 | 21 | 0 | 3105 | 0 | 0 | | | 1 | | Ephemeral 3 | 59 | 0 | 3638 | 3 | 0 | 2.8 | 418 | 0 | | Henry Saari 48 | 4 | 0 | 11029 | 1 | 1 | | 601 | 0 | | M_M God 68 | 24 | 0 | 14186 | 1 | 3 | | 660 | 0 | | nosydawg 23 | 13 | 0 | 7407 | 1 | 0 | | | 0 | | okyo 62 | 17 | 0 | 13612 | 0 | 2 | | 1055 | 0 | | Trasher 79 | 19 | 0 | 16634 | 1 | 0 | | 701 | 0 | | Vehicle 16 | 3 | 0 | 6240 | 0 | 1 | | 488 | 0 | | zidane 10 | 59 | 1 | 4887 | 2 | 2 | 3.2 | 440 | 0 | `---------------------------------+------+------+-----------+------+------+-----+-----------+----' Power wins this game!
Free agency pick up 24 helped Paladin keep a bit of their dignity by sharking with Mean Gene, forming a decent ?go base shark team. Zid & Eph proved to be too much for them, though.
The stoic Magnum Size was unwillingly thrust into terrier again, and handled himself well considering the circumstances.
Power’s spiders outkilled Paladin by 100. Kudos to Henry Saari for a terrier-esque rec. Birger Brosa played decently well and Lasenza annoyed everyone in warbird.
HOT: zidane (10-59, 2 teks, 3.2 rpd). Zid was allowed to roam free collecting greens, which resulted in this ridiculous rpd.
NOT: eavenly (28-48). Shameful display. Should join the pub practise contingent of Attacks and Holy Ship, though it’s doubtful if any amount of practise will help someone who does this poorly after playing for 20 years.
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