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Brexit vs. ALF
50-30
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Result of Brexit vs. ALF: 50 - 30,---------------------------------+------+------+-----------+----. | K | D | TK | Rating | LO | | ,------+------+------+-----------+----+ | Brexit / 47 | 30 | 4 | 470 | 0 | +------------------------' | | | | | | Commodo 11 | 4 | 1 | 146 | 0 | | Ease 11 | 6 | 0 | 120 | 0 | | omega red 11 | 8 | 2 | 118 | 0 | | temujin 5 | 1 | 0 | | 0 | | Tiny 6 | 3 | 1 | | 0 | | yawn 3 | 8 | 0 | 86 | 0 | +---------------------------------+------+------+-----------+----+ | ,------+------+------+-----------+----+ | ALF / 25 | 50 | 2 | 284 | 0 | +------------------------' | | | | | | Jones 2 | 6 | 0 | | 0 | | MaiTo_cHi 0 | 4 | 0 | | 0 | | maketso 5 | 10 | 1 | 68 | 0 | | Molle 4 | 10 | 1 | 65 | 0 | | Singer 6 | 10 | 0 | 70 | 0 | | turban 8 | 10 | 0 | 81 | 0 | `---------------------------------+------+------+-----------+----' Brexit wins this game! MVP: omega red!
Commodo's mouth may look like a cemetery after an earthquake, but that didn't affect his ability to dismantle ALF with aplomb,
flanked by Ease (making his TWDT-J 2017 debut) and Omega Red. Tiny was a non-factor.
For ALF, turban was the only player to approach parity, while the rest of his team shit the bed.
HOT: Commodo (11-4)
HOT: Ease (11-6)
NOT: yawn (3-8), who somehow managed to neg horribly in a 50-30 win. The lack of hubris in attempting to play Subspace via telegraph from Australia is stunning.
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Power vs. Baratheon
50-37
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Result of Power vs. Baratheon: 50 - 37
,---------------------------------+------+------+-----------+----.
| K | D | TK | Rating | LO |
| ,------+------+------+-----------+----+
| Power / 48 | 37 | 1 | 590 | 2 |
+------------------------' | | | | |
| ixador 2 | 10 | 0 | 73 | 2 |
| Ricko 12 | 6 | 0 | 129 | 0 |
| Roiwerk 11 | 9 | 0 | 121 | 0 |
| Trasher 9 | 5 | 0 | 112 | 0 |
| zidane 14 | 7 | 1 | 155 | 0 |
+---------------------------------+------+------+-----------+----+
| ,------+------+------+-----------+----+
| Baratheon / 35 | 50 | 2 | 340 | 0 |
+------------------------' | | | | |
| Best 12 | 10 | 0 | 103 | 0 |
| Blazier 0 | 4 | 0 | | 0 |
| inmate 4 | 10 | 1 | 61 | 0 |
| kado 11 | 10 | 0 | 99 | 0 |
| Kentaro 6 | 10 | 0 | 77 | 0 |
| Ogron 2 | 6 | 1 | | 0 |
`---------------------------------+------+------+-----------+----'
Power wins this game!
Ricko> gg
Ogron> gg
kado> gg
MVP: zidane!
Best (12-10) and Kado (11-10) were excellent, but dragged down by terrible play from inmate, Kentaro, and Ogron.
HOT: Zidane (14-7)
NOT: Ogron (2-6). I let Bigmon down, BIGLY. I made the mistake of firing at Roiwerk, who teleports around the screen like Cable in X-Men, and getting chased down afterwards.
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Terrorist vs. Paladin
50-34
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Result of Terrorist vs. Paladin: 34 - 50 ,---------------------------------+------+------+-----------+----. | K | D | TK | Rating | LO | | ,------+------+------+-----------+----+ | Terrorist / 29 | 50 | 2 | 355 | 0 | +------------------------' | | | | | | dreamwin 9 | 10 | 0 | 90 | 0 | | Mikkiz 4 | 10 | 0 | 67 | 0 | | tiger the crab 3 | 10 | 1 | 52 | 0 | | Toxic 7 | 10 | 1 | 76 | 0 | | Zizzo 6 | 10 | 0 | 70 | 0 | +---------------------------------+------+------+-----------+----+ | ,------+------+------+-----------+----+ | Paladin / 48 | 34 | 5 | 580 | 1 | +------------------------' | | | | | | 24 16 | 6 | 0 | 154 | 0 | | Flew 8 | 7 | 1 | 109 | 0 | | LaSenza 9 | 6 | 2 | 103 | 0 | | Mean Gene 7 | 6 | 0 | 111 | 1 | | RaCka 8 | 9 | 2 | 103 | 0 | `---------------------------------+------+------+-----------+----' Paladin wins this game! MVP: 24!
Dreamwin was the only player to show up for Terrorist, as Zizzo, Mikkiz, and Toxic let him down.
HOT: 24 (16-6)
NOT: tiger the crab (3-10). tiger the crab looked more like lion the beached whale.
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Paladin vs. Baratheon
50-37
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Result of Paladin vs. Baratheon: 50 - 37 ,---------------------------------+------+------+-----------+----. | K | D | TK | Rating | LO | | ,------+------+------+-----------+----+ | Paladin / 50 | 37 | 0 | 596 | 0 | +------------------------' | | | | | | 24 12 | 8 | 0 | 134 | 0 | | Flew 9 | 8 | 0 | 106 | 0 | | LaSenza 5 | 9 | 0 | 90 | 0 | | Mean Gene 11 | 5 | 0 | 127 | 0 | | vys 13 | 7 | 0 | 139 | 0 | +---------------------------------+------+------+-----------+----+ | ,------+------+------+-----------+----+ | Baratheon / 37 | 50 | 0 | 407 | 0 | +------------------------' | | | | | | Best 9 | 10 | 0 | 92 | 0 | | kado 9 | 10 | 0 | 87 | 0 | | Kentaro 5 | 10 | 0 | 75 | 0 | | Ogron 7 | 10 | 0 | 76 | 0 | | Spezza <TW> 7 | 10 | 0 | 77 | 0 | `---------------------------------+------+------+-----------+----' Paladin wins this game! MVP: vys!
Best and Kado once again looked sharp, with Ogron and Spezza performing adequately, but fell short.
HOT: vys (13-7)
HOT: Mean Gene (11-5)
NOT: Kentaro (5-10).
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ALF vs. Terrorist
50-31
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Result of ALF vs. Terrorist: 50 - 31
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| K | D | TK | Rating | LO |
| ,------+------+------+-----------+----+
| ALF / 48 | 31 | 1 | 607 | 1 |
+------------------------' | | | | |
| maketso 11 | 4 | 1 | 138 | 0 |
| Molle 9 | 7 | 0 | 119 | 0 |
| Mythril 6 | 7 | 0 | 103 | 1 |
| Reaver 9 | 7 | 0 | 111 | 0 |
| turban 13 | 6 | 0 | 136 | 0 |
+---------------------------------+------+------+-----------+----+
| ,------+------+------+-----------+----+
| Terrorist / 29 | 50 | 1 | 301 | 0 |
+------------------------' | | | | |
| dreamwin 8 | 10 | 0 | 83 | 0 |
| kess 7 | 10 | 0 | 81 | 0 |
| Skepsis 3 | 4 | 0 | | 0 |
| skyforger 5 | 10 | 1 | 67 | 0 |
| Toxic 1 | 6 | 0 | | 0 |
| Zizzo 5 | 10 | 0 | 70 | 0 |
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ALF wins this game!
Jones> gg
MVP: turban!
Turban (13-6) continues to lead the league in kills by a large margin, while maketo (11-4) has re-emerged on the scene with strong play to power their team to a win.
Dreamwin and Kess fought valiantly, but lacked support, as Zizzo has failed thus far to re-capture his magic from last season, where he was an absolute monster in every league.
HOT: Turban (13-6)
HOT: maketso (11-4)
NOT: Toxic (1-6). Toxic was pure ass in this. Here is his "o" face while getting rammed up the butt by ALF:
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Brexit vs. Power
50-47
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Result of Brexit vs. Power: 50 - 47,---------------------------------+------+------+-----------+----. | K | D | TK | Rating | LO | | ,------+------+------+-----------+----+ | Brexit / 47 | 47 | 2 | 457 | 0 | +------------------------' | | | | | | Commodo 14 | 9 | 0 | 136 | 0 | | Ease 13 | 8 | 1 | 129 | 0 | | omega red 6 | 10 | 1 | 87 | 0 | | stung 1 | 5 | 0 | | 0 | | temujin 12 | 10 | 0 | 105 | 0 | | yawn 1 | 5 | 0 | | 0 | +---------------------------------+------+------+-----------+----+ | ,------+------+------+-----------+----+ | Power / 45 | 50 | 3 | 474 | 0 | +------------------------' | | | | | | ixador 3 | 10 | 0 | 62 | 0 | | Ricko 12 | 10 | 0 | 111 | 0 | | Roiwerk 10 | 10 | 1 | 103 | 0 | | Trasher 5 | 10 | 0 | 89 | 0 | | zidane 15 | 10 | 2 | 109 | 0 | `---------------------------------+------+------+-----------+----' Brexit wins this game! MVP: zidane!
Ease (13-8), Commodo (14-9) and Temujin (12-10) narrowly edged out Brexit, although it's never nice to make fun of the dentally challenged.
Zidane (15-10) was a force, while Ricko (12-10) and Roiwerk (10-10) played well, but sub-par efforts from Ixador (3-10) and Trasher proved their undoing.
HOT: Ease (13-8)
HOT: Zidane (15-10)
NOT: Trasher (5-10). Trasher blew this game harder than a toothless hooker looking for booze money.
Since you like the taste of British sausage so much, might I recommend this brand of gin:
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