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On 10/17/2019 Halo conducted interviews and physical tryouts for the OPEN and in-demand/zesty position for assistant captain.
The process was a two-part tryout which consisted of a physical portion and an oral interview. The panel of four were hand selected by none other than the most attractive man to play this game.
The Master Chief Trials Part I
The first portion of the tryouts included a mile and a half run in a military standard time limit. (Under 12:51 seconds).
Once that was completed applicants were required to complete an obstacle course which consisted of:
A 100 yard run, after the run applicants were required to complete 50 push-ups and 50 sit-ups.
Upon completing the push-ups and sit-ups, applicants had to jump on, through, and under walls which were between 4-8 feet in length. (Total 8 walls).
Upon completion of the wall agility course, applicants had to run another 100 yards and the obstacle course would be completed.
This was not a timed event like the mile and a half, but time scores are to be taken into consideration in the part of the oral board.
The Ron Jeremy Trials Part II
Being an assistant for my team is a big task. And from studies that were conducted from a population of over one million men via websites I cannot list here.
8 out of 10 men agreed that their attention span lasts longer when they are looking at someone physically attractive.
As a captain, I wanted a hot, spicy, looking man who looks good in and out of their pilot gear.
The applicants who made it to this part of the process had to meet certain qualifications:
- A Penis size at least 10 inches when fully erect (with or without viagra).
- It must be beautifully veiny.
- Circumsized
- Shaved
- Nut sack shaved
- Gooch shaved
-Butthole shaved
- Must have had their salad tossed at least three times in their lives.
- Must have a 4 pack of abs or more.
- Must look good naked.
- Must last longer than 20 minutes in bed.
- Biceps 18 inches or bigger
-And a beautiful, hot, white smile.
Applicants who did not meet these requirements are automatically DISQUALIFIED as this was a pass or fail event.
The Casting Couch Trials Part III
The last but not least part of this process was an oral board interview conducted by a very renowned professional and well rounded interviewer on his couch while being recorded.
Questions that were asked consisted of:
Why should I pick you over everyone else that is applying?
What qualifications do you bring to this team?
If I selected you, how will you guide this team into the right path?
Do you have sex videos?
Can you dance salsa?
Do you stroke on your own personal time to Abella Anderson?
If a circumstance arise which included you subbing the captain of the team, would you do it?
Will you cancel everything you're doing in your personal life to show on Sundays?
The Results:
After a long and tedious process. I have never been so sure of my selection. This is something this zone has never done and I am so happy that I was the first to be apart of it and experience it.
I'd like to take this opportunity to thank every single person who came out as this was one of the hardest decisions I have ever made in my life. This was one, if not, the hardest interview to have ever been conducted in the history of TWDT.
At this time, no one passed the first portion of the test because everyone that plays this game is out of shape except me.
Halo proudly announces their assistants to be:
Rough
JAMAL
The process was a two-part tryout which consisted of a physical portion and an oral interview. The panel of four were hand selected by none other than the most attractive man to play this game.
The Master Chief Trials Part I
The first portion of the tryouts included a mile and a half run in a military standard time limit. (Under 12:51 seconds).
Once that was completed applicants were required to complete an obstacle course which consisted of:
A 100 yard run, after the run applicants were required to complete 50 push-ups and 50 sit-ups.
Upon completing the push-ups and sit-ups, applicants had to jump on, through, and under walls which were between 4-8 feet in length. (Total 8 walls).
Upon completion of the wall agility course, applicants had to run another 100 yards and the obstacle course would be completed.
This was not a timed event like the mile and a half, but time scores are to be taken into consideration in the part of the oral board.
The Ron Jeremy Trials Part II
Being an assistant for my team is a big task. And from studies that were conducted from a population of over one million men via websites I cannot list here.
8 out of 10 men agreed that their attention span lasts longer when they are looking at someone physically attractive.
As a captain, I wanted a hot, spicy, looking man who looks good in and out of their pilot gear.
The applicants who made it to this part of the process had to meet certain qualifications:
- A Penis size at least 10 inches when fully erect (with or without viagra).
- It must be beautifully veiny.
- Circumsized
- Shaved
- Nut sack shaved
- Gooch shaved
-Butthole shaved
- Must have had their salad tossed at least three times in their lives.
- Must have a 4 pack of abs or more.
- Must look good naked.
- Must last longer than 20 minutes in bed.
- Biceps 18 inches or bigger
-And a beautiful, hot, white smile.
Applicants who did not meet these requirements are automatically DISQUALIFIED as this was a pass or fail event.
The Casting Couch Trials Part III
The last but not least part of this process was an oral board interview conducted by a very renowned professional and well rounded interviewer on his couch while being recorded.
Questions that were asked consisted of:
Why should I pick you over everyone else that is applying?
What qualifications do you bring to this team?
If I selected you, how will you guide this team into the right path?
Do you have sex videos?
Can you dance salsa?
Do you stroke on your own personal time to Abella Anderson?
If a circumstance arise which included you subbing the captain of the team, would you do it?
Will you cancel everything you're doing in your personal life to show on Sundays?
The Results:
After a long and tedious process. I have never been so sure of my selection. This is something this zone has never done and I am so happy that I was the first to be apart of it and experience it.
I'd like to take this opportunity to thank every single person who came out as this was one of the hardest decisions I have ever made in my life. This was one, if not, the hardest interview to have ever been conducted in the history of TWDT.
At this time, no one passed the first portion of the test because everyone that plays this game is out of shape except me.
Halo proudly announces their assistants to be:
Rough
JAMAL
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