Free Agency

[Nipple Nibbler]

I mean I understand cutting people some slack because player base is small but is this the sort of player we want in DT? I also understand I can be a dick sometimes but I didn't do anything to riverside for him to refuse to play.

[Poni]

hello i would like to participate in this seasons games of murder and mayhem

[Jack]

Sign me up goach

[MHz]

Veteran sighting: Jack

[Tiny]

Free Agency Draft Order:

1. Stray
2. Giants
3. Fried Live Attack
4. Pure Luck
5. Spider
6. Power
7. Treyway
8. Terrorist

Can be check on the Head2Head Scorebord:

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets...it?usp=sharing

[ixt]

o nice we pick 3rd

[Zizzo]

Stars?

[MHz]

These would be my proposed ratings for Base and Javelin. Not sure who Xavier, F_You or justhitme are though?

Name Base/Jav
Skyforger 7/7
Creature 7/7 (this has to be some kind of troll...)
Zeebu 7/7
Spacedust 7/7
Xavier! 6/6
porkjet 9/6 (arguable 10 in base)
Stayon 9/9 (would be 10 but playing on bad setup)
Docomo 6/6
F_You 6/6
Infinite-H 6/6
Pressure 10/7
Vys 8/8 (arguable 9 in javelin)
Best 8/9
Riverside 7/7
Undercut 9/7
The_Paul 7/6
justhitme 6/6
Fire Phoenix 7/7
Poni 8/7
Jack 8/8 (Based on legacy alone.)

[Poseidon]

will just say to this ^^ i'd rather hav the_paul sharking in front of me than porkjet - one makes space in FR while the other floats trying to bomb and gets me killed
and would put undercut at 8

[Tiny]

plan on them being out later tonight.

[Grasps]

Old friend of mine from back in the day (2007?) signed up to play. He had contacted me on Steam yesterday and I told him he might like to try playing TWDT and had him apply via in-game/TWDTBot. Realized that might not work, so as backup, am just letting you know the legendary "Flying Shit" is signing up. He's been inactive for the last decade, 6's across the board.He has a great attitude, super nice guy and while he might not put up massive numbers, he knows how to team extremely well. Hope the man finds a nice squad! Thanks

[Poseidon]

some might be asking: what is poseidon on about always vsing sharks about getting him kilt?
re: steadman. re: oderangeurs re: markmrw re: turban


https://www.twitch.tv/videos/5563548...ives&sort=time

this is one of about an infinite amount of examples i could cull from the stockroom. there are really only about 3-4 sharks in the zone who dont regularly fuk their teammates with these kinds of shenanigans. ull see clearly at 2:09 porkjets floating tactics getting not only myself killt, but also sarger. we expect him to move in a sensible direction and manner, yet he floats himself 90 degrees the wrong way, trying to take a moment to gather his energy and assess how to bomb, no doubt, which he then proceeds to completely whiff. u can essentially see an exmaple of oder doing the exact same thing at 2:40 - luckily i know better than to trust her and dont die as a result. this is the type of shark play that gets me 20+ extra deaths in games where i have to play w sharks who are apparently more concerned with how many kills they can get than with supporting their team, which is to say - nearly every shark. i guess this is 10* material in commodos eyes.

/rant

[Shadowmere]

Sign me up. No guarantees when I can show though. 3 weekends going by at work this month, after that unknown.

[Poseidon]

would also like to add that sum ppl, zidane most notably as a league op, 100% know how fukt the ratings are, but instead of trying to do anything about it they'd rather relish in it because they are better able to exploit it for their draft. a little suss for sure given he has the power to make sure its done properly, but u cant really blame him when noone is pushing for better alternatives as opposed to anonymous ballots from people like commodo trying to give porkjet a 10* rating and the_paul a 7*

[MHz]

would also like to add that sum ppl, zidane most notably as a league op, 100% know how fukt the ratings are, but instead of trying to do anything about it they'd rather relish in it because they are better able to exploit it for their draft. a little suss for sure given he has the power to make sure its done properly, but u cant really blame him when noone is pushing for better alternatives as opposed to anonymous ballots from people like commodo trying to give porkjet a 10* rating and the_paul a 7*

Oh it's the liberal white woman with the weepy vagina routine again. Hi

Re: your uneducated point. I like The Paul. Nice guy and might've been a 8* when less rusty. Good pickup at 7*. But is he better than MVP or Beam in shark? No. Is he better than any 8* shark? No. Porkjet, I've played with in maybe 3 TWLB finals, and I know from experience that he plays accurately... 9* if not 10*.

On your general point, I actually agree with you that a lot of sharks are currently playing greedily in twbds. Basically just trying to setup hail mary's rather than play for space/flag or protect spiders. And obviously that would be exploitable in a TWL setting. But that's the thing: THEY'RE TWBDS!!! It's so funny to me to see you put Porkjet in the same category as Turban, because stylistically they are polar opposites, porkjet is a very conservative shark. This is why "people like me" do the ratings and not you, because you're a fucking nobody, basing your opinion on a TWBD you played last night vs. Dingleberry and Dingleberry 2.

Good bye.