Ünited Stätes Toughens Image With Umlauts WASHINGTON, DC—In a move designed to make the United States seem more "bad-assed and scary in a quasi-heavy-metal manner," Congress passed a bill Monday changing the nation's name to the Ünited Stätes of Ämerica. "Much like Mötley Crüe and Motörhead, the Ünited Stätes is not to be messed with," said Sen. James Inhofe (R-OK). An upcoming redesign of the Ämerican flag will feature the new name in burnished silver wrought in a jagged, gothic font and bolted to a black background. A new national anthem is also in the works, to be written by composer Glenn Danzig and tentatively titled "Howl Of The She-Demon."
mine came up with two pictures of me that i've submitted to you assholes and then a couple things for "HOLY VEHICLES" hahahahaha
I don't know what the fuck this shit is- something to do with divine and god and christmas gifts or something, would be a cool murder weapon, if you one were to desire an unusual tool for mortal striking.
HERE COME THE HOLY VEHICLES (divine rides, holy vehicles, pristine vessels, immaculate crafts)
"two headed Deity Shani Rides a Crow"
"A Three Headed Mythological Figure Rides a Lion"
Last edited by Divine Rides; 04-17-2004, 03:47 AM.
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