Subservient Chicken [rofl!]

[Gedeon]

Are you super bored? If so, this is for you.
Let this chicken satisfy your most sensual desires by making him do whatever you want
This chicken is the shit $, and is very weird

http://www.subservientchicken.com/

[uranium]

its just keywords or whatever because i said touch your private area and he just touched his shoulders...then i said touch and he did the same thing

[Mr. Peanuts]

its not half as bad as that real life anime thing. fuckin sad twats.

[PUNK rock]

haha i typed in masturbate and he walked up to the camera and gave me a thumbs down

[Rion.]

You want to see a man in a chicken suit masturbate? :|

Try google searching for furries or something

[Gedeon]

I've told him to :

die
fly
cry
masturbate (yea me too, I wanted him to do that)
fuck me (wtf?)
pee
drink
eat yourself
dance
play guitar
talk
break the tv
leave(he left then came back) then I said "didnt tell you to come back" what the hell lol
make me laugh
shit
lay an egg

[Xog]

i told him to do the chicken dance

LOOOOOOOL and if you type in smack yourself he'll smack himself!!

HAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHA type in strip

oh and twirl..

LOOOOOL and poop works too!

[Troll King]

It might be worthy of an LOL, but not with that many O's.

[Exotic]

sometimes, the light changes, so it has to be taped or something like that

[uranium]

i said masturbate and a black box came up blocking him and it said something like chicken may be performing acts that are not suitable for all audiences....if i knew how to get screenshots saved i would post it

[Stabwound]

Of course it is taped; do you really think the guy can perform acts for the 2000 people that are probably looking at it at the same time?

[JeBu]

hit head to wall
run to camera

[Heatha]

This chicken will do anything

http://www.subservientchicken.com/

Thought I would share.

[Evasive]

seen this on 3 different forums, zzz.

[Exotic]

http://forums.trenchwars.org/showthread.php?t=10532

at first i thought it was a big joke, then i saw the link on a BK commercial