I'm here to help

[bloodzombie]

I'm sure there's guys on here that aren't very popular with the ladies and since I'm so fucking nice, I found your solution

http://www.womenbehindbars.com/

[Troll King]

Can you get a more cliched name for the first woman you see on that site than "Bertha"?

[TajaUk]

Erm they all look like feking scrubbers

[Exotic]

Big Bertha, lk0l0l9l

[Cops]

Before I'd sleep with any of them I'd want to know what they did to end up in jail.

[Cops]

I read this over

"I am cultivated, culturally polished, in love with life and nature. A zealot full of vitality and enthusiasm" and I blurted out then why the fuck are you in jail.
then I read this "family oriented with principles" and said I'm not fucking stupid.

[Sarien]

Cops, read between the lines:
She's in jail because she cultivated, had sex with rich businessmen for money, filmed a few bits of animal porn, and she's apparently a stalker.

[Cops]

I don't usually like reading over a mass amount of filth. Well then I'd do her although she's not a real person, just a made up story for people to come to the site.

[Sleepy Weasel]

Personally this is what I use.

http://www.imaginarygirlfriends.com/

[NaiLed]

damn you, sleepy. i was just about to post that.

[Yankee]

Awesome site.

[Mr. Peanuts]

I read this over

"I am cultivated, culturally polished, in love with life and nature. A zealot full of vitality and enthusiasm" and I blurted out then why the fuck are you in jail.

hahaha, I did exactly the same thing.