Someone get me some cough syrup.

[Facetious]

My throat really hurts.

[Bilbo]

Hence the useless crap.

[Superted]

I hear warm ribena works....or is that for sleep.

[Wreckless MiG]

when in van of screaming little 'uns, half a bottle of benadryl works

[Facetious]

My throat still really hurts.