Camping

[IceStorm]

I just got back from camping this morning. It was just a party all day then camp out sorta thing wit fireworks. But we were playing Poker in the cabin and i felt somethin crawling up my leg.. I ignored it. Two seconds later i press my finger on it.. it was a fucking catapilar i squeezed it.. It was under my pant lag.. That was fcken nasty. That's when i lost around 40 $ for not paying attention and my hunger for food.. ever. haha

Well I just made this thread too see if any of you had intresting camping stories. Even thou mine isnt too intresting its quite amusing.
Post away !

[Jerome Scuggs]

one time i made a fire when i went camping. and i set my hair on fire lzozl.

[Spybreak!]

if I hear one comment...

[Jerome Scuggs]

Spybreak! is a camper!!!

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Be careful where you pitch your tent

Well.. one time me and my friends drove up to the mountains to go camping. It took us all day so when we arrived it was night. We went ahead and set up our tent as usual, it was a five person tent with a zip down wall. Of course, I've had this tent for a while it wasn't perfect.. had a few holes and straps missing. Anyways, so we went ahead and built a fire and hung out for a while talking and roasting marshmallows and finally went to bed.

About a minute into us all going to bed, crawling into our sleeping bag’s I felt more than one 'something' crawling on my legs and arms. I freaked out jumping up out of my sleeping bag from something biting me. I quickly said what the fuck! and then turned on the lamp. The next thing I knew I was starring at a grip of red ants all over the inside of our tent. When I told everyone else they freaked out.. a couple of them were worse off than me. One of my buddies ended up almost covered in red ants, he was ripping off his clothes trying to get them off while screaming his head off.

This really sucked the big one, after we all finally got the ants off our body and clothes we decided it be better to shake out our sleeping bags, and sleep under the stars. We waited till morning to deal with the tent.

So that night it got pretty cold, and of course everyone woke up with wet sleeping bags from the dew overnight.. I woke up to some squirrel right next to me sitting on the seat of the table I had crashed on.

Well that’s most of the good part of the story, I'm sure someone else has an even crazier story to tell.

[Jason]

if I hear one comment...

rolling
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laughing
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[cundor]

Don't get it

[Vitron]

Ah great, tell me all this when I'm going camping for a week in just a couple days.

[Anduril.]

I once went camping in the Jungle, so I had to fart, I walked outside and sat down behind a tree... Than suddenly I felt something HUGE inside of me..... I turned my head around and I was getting raped by an elephant..