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  • Joe Schmo 2

    Yes, folks, there's a new Joe Schmo show starting tonight, this time it's a spoof of reality dating shows like the Bachelor or those orgy fests on Fox. And there are two Schmos this time, a guy and a girl.

    I loved the first one because it was funny and the original Joe had one of my favourite catchphrases: "What is going on here?" Yes, some people might think it's a bit cruel, but that was before The Swan blew the roof off of shamelessness. And this time, there are two targets.

    Details: http://www.spiketv.com/shows/series/joeschmo/
    Starts tonight at 10 EST on Spike.

  • #2
    Actually it was just 'What is going on?', I know cause I saw the ending on sunday when they replayed the whole thing again

    -Epi
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    • #3
      Charlottetown boy Jonathon "Jonovision" Torrens is one of the actors.

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      • #4
        OMG JONOVISION is on? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'm so watching it.

        -Epi
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        • #5
          top moments from the first show:

          1. when the host had to dress up like a bumble bee and the joe schmoe couldnt stop laughing

          2. anything involving the hutch
          2a. when the hutch got voted off and refused to leave, then blew up and screamed "FUCK THIS COCKSUCKING SHOW" and threw his plate in the fire place.
          2b. when the hutch returned the next day on legal grounds.


          3. when dr. pat gave her final vote at the last tribal council thing, and right when you think she is gonna give it to the joe schmoe she says "... and he also gave me three consecutive orgasms.. HUTCH"

          i love that show, this shit is gonna be hilarious.
          Ripper>cant pee with a hard on
          apt>yes u can wtf
          apt>you need to clear the pipes after a nice masturbation
          apt>i just put myself in a wierd position
          apt>so i dont miss the toilet
          Ripper>but after u masterbaition it usually goes down
          apt>na
          apt>ill show you pictures
          apt>next time I masturbate

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          • #6
            is there anyway i could get the first season on dvd or download it?
            Ripper>cant pee with a hard on
            apt>yes u can wtf
            apt>you need to clear the pipes after a nice masturbation
            apt>i just put myself in a wierd position
            apt>so i dont miss the toilet
            Ripper>but after u masterbaition it usually goes down
            apt>na
            apt>ill show you pictures
            apt>next time I masturbate

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Troll King
              Charlottetown boy Jonathon "Jonovision" Torrens is one of the actors.
              OMG I gotta watch it just for that.
              I'm guessing the schmos don't know who he is?
              He does a great job on Trailer Park Boys.
              And I seen him do the canada day thing.

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              • #8
                Umm, Joe Schmo Show 1 just started here lol

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                • #9
                  oh man, i spent an entire day watching the joe shmoe 1 marathon on spike in october, every episode was awesome. my favorite part was when they were in sumo suits and joe obliterates this tiny shit of a girl by catapulting her into the air after delivering a devastating shove that was so full of hate and anger it could only have eminated from the furious bowels of hell in which joe's deepest and darkest secrets all boil in a hideous cauldron made of the zombiefied flesh of ancient souls long since forgotten in the void.

                  the wussy bitch started crying, and joe ended up giving her the prize that he won by smashing the competition (which was basically a sumo match).

                  yea joe shmoe ruled.

                  lvoe justy
                  Animol> the solution for crimelization is openetion of heartization
                  Moltenrock> STOP TALKING TO MY TEAMMMATE ASSHOLE

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by za gophar
                    is there anyway i could get the first season on dvd or download it?
                    http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg...s=dvd&n=507846
                    plopp> im not a newbie ok!! im a butterfly waiting to come out of his coon!

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                    • #11
                      Heh... "pearl necklaces". I like how Tim kept trying not to laugh every time someone said that. He reminds me a lot of the first Joe Schmo. Ingrid seems smart, almost too smart for this game, but you can see that difference between her and Tim.

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                      • #12
                        i agree, except i think the first joe schmoe was a nicer and less cynical or whatever. i was sad at first that the drunk had to leave but then i realized that they pretty much got what they could out of her.

                        so anyway, i dunno how its gonna unfold with ingred. she seemed suspicious ever since the host started spouting his ridiculously cheesy lines. she is paying a lot more attention to how people are saying things. if i were them i would have her not get a pearl necklace the next day and just say screw it with her, cause i think she senses that something is wrong.

                        i thought they would try to make it seem more serious the first couple days and then let the fellow "contestants" start making things crazy, but they jumped right in and made the whole fake show look like a joke to the schmoes, you could tell at how they laughed at what the host was saying.

                        that was a very funny first episode though.

                        edit: just got the pearl necklace thing lol
                        Last edited by za gophar; 06-16-2004, 01:24 AM.
                        Ripper>cant pee with a hard on
                        apt>yes u can wtf
                        apt>you need to clear the pipes after a nice masturbation
                        apt>i just put myself in a wierd position
                        apt>so i dont miss the toilet
                        Ripper>but after u masterbaition it usually goes down
                        apt>na
                        apt>ill show you pictures
                        apt>next time I masturbate

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                        • #13
                          Yeah, but you see, they can't get rid of her next episode, because it's the girl's turn to eliminate one of the guys.

                          I think they might be overblowing the "she's figured it out" angle just a bit to create a cliff-hanger.

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                          • #14
                            yeah i guess so, but she even said "i felt like i was on the truman show." i guess it will all work out.
                            Ripper>cant pee with a hard on
                            apt>yes u can wtf
                            apt>you need to clear the pipes after a nice masturbation
                            apt>i just put myself in a wierd position
                            apt>so i dont miss the toilet
                            Ripper>but after u masterbaition it usually goes down
                            apt>na
                            apt>ill show you pictures
                            apt>next time I masturbate

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